I SWEAR (2026)

April 23, 2026

Greetings again from the darkness. The concept of ‘normal behavior’ seems quite elusive these days, but clearly the uncontrollable ticks and inappropriate (for proper society) verbal outbursts of Tourette Syndrome add to life’s complexities. Writer-director Kirk Jones (WAKING NED DEVINE, 1998) takes on the true story of John Davidson, whose actions prove role models come in many forms. Although the film doesn’t dig too deeply, it benefits from the real-life actions of one man and a couple of excellent lead performances … plus the always welcome presence of two beloved character actors.

The film opens in 2019 with the adult John Davidson (Robert Aramayo, DANCE FIRST, 2023) spouting an obscenity at Queen Elizabeth as he’s to receive his MBE (Member of the Order of the British Empire) for his volunteer work. This outburst actually occurred. We then flash back to 1983 Scotland where Scott Ellis Watson portrays young John as a charming middle school kid with a knack for soccer. Once the unexplained ticks begin, everyone assumes John is acting out – despite his denials. This includes the school administration and his own parents (Steven Cree and the always great Shirley Henderson), who dole out punishments ranging from physical to emotional … all in an attempt to rein in his actions.

If there is a more remarkable person in the story than John, it would be Dottie Achenbach (Maxine Peake, DANCE FIRST, 2023). She’s the mother of John’s schoolmate, and she’s been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Watching her get to know John and show patience with his affliction is not just heartwarming, but also a case study in patience and caring. Dottie helps John get a job (working for a stellar Peter Mullan) at the community center, and then assists in finding John his own flat as he strives for independence. Of course, as you would expect whenever someone bucks societal norms and expectations, John is a curiosity to some and bothersome to others. He faces judgment and even assault … plus an arrest from law enforcement that hasn’t yet been educated.

It’s adult John that really surprises. Not only does he embrace the responsibilities of his job, he begins helping others through his Tourette’s Weekend seminars. He recognizes what these folks are going through, as he’s living  life daily in the same (metaphorical) shoes. John becomes an ambassador for Tourette Syndrome through lectures and seminars … educating those who previously had no understanding. We’ve seen the quirks … kissing the lamppost … and now we see the true impact of caring. The relentless stream of “Sorry” has shifted to education and societal improvement. Robert Aramayo turns in a terrific performance as John, and the film leaves us with the keys: education, understanding, acceptance. Clips from a documentary on Davidson’s life are shown over the closing credits.

In theaters beginning April 24, 2026

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ALL OF YOU (2025)

September 26, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. This plays like a spin on the old Verizon commercials: Do you love me now? Writer-director William Bridges and co-writer/ lead actor Brett Goldstein deliver one of the more frustrating and cringey romantic movies I’ve seen in a while. There are a couple of character references to situations feeling too “adult”, and I kept thinking, why don’t any of these grown-ups act like an adult?

Simon (co-writer Goldstein, “Ted Lasso”) and Laura (Imogen Poots, THE FATHER, 2020) have been best friends since their days at university. Their bond is so close, they seem one step from having their own secret language. As the opening credits play, we are inundated with advertisements for Soul Connex. The ads claim all it takes is “a simple eye test” to find your forever soul mate. Now, in real life, it’s possible that two people as connected as Simon and Laura might recognize the soul mate sharing inside jokes with them, but in this movie, complications are mandatory.

Laura decides to take the test, while Simon adamantly refuses. He prefers to let nature take its course (a rare toaster analogy), while she prefers to charge his credit card for her test. She’s certain they will remain friends, which contrasts with his line, “I’ll miss you every day”. Sure enough, Laura finds her match in Lukas (Steven Cree, “Outlander”), while Simon becomes a periodic third wheel. She loves Lukas and they have a kid together, while Simon wanders through the forest of potential mates … periodically meeting up with his old BFF as sparks are re-ignited.

There is a major shift when Laura’s dad dies, and the film becomes one of the most maddening scenarios that any movie has dared present. The settings are often stunning, and the people are quite pleasant to look at, but the recurring situations defy all rational romance and true love preferences. It becomes something we have no interest in participating in, and frankly, turns these two previously pleasant and easily likable characters into quasi-villains that we no longer care for in the least.

Typically, I can find something positive to latch onto in a movie, regardless of however much negativity I feel towards the rest. All I can say here is that both lead characters need to realize it’s time to be an adult – and that means doing the right thing (or at least it used to).

The film will be released in select theaters and on Apple TV+ on September 26th, 2025

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