Greetings again from the darkness. There is a reason I choose not to interview directors, writers, actors, or anyone else involved with the movies I watch and review. It’s because I prefer to evaluate based on what we see on screen rather than whether it’s the product of someone likable or not, quick witted or not, or passionate about their work or not. Anytime I start to waver on this approach, I’m quickly reminded why the decision was made. David Fincher is unquestionably one of the finest filmmakers working today. His work includes such films as SEVEN (1995), THE GAME (1997), FIGHT CLUB (1999), PANIC ROOM (2002), ZODIAC (2007), THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010), THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (2011), GONE GIRL (2014), and MANK (2020). Despite this remarkable resume of successful films, each new one deserves to be judged on its own … there is no extra credit for past brilliance.
The all-too-brief and remarkably cool opening credit sequence sets the stage for a film that looks absolutely marvelous. This leads us to an extended opening sequence where we learn about our titular cold-blooded assassin played by Michael Fassbender. It’s through his redundant narration that we learn about his meticulous and detail-oriented approach to a job that has made him a very wealthy man. He listens to various songs by The Smiths, does yoga in the dark, and repeats his mantras to keep himself centered and focused on the job at hand. After all, he cautions us that this job is only for those who can handle boredom – as if committing cold-blooded murder is somehow a more natural trait than handling down time on the job.
Getting to know the quirks and nature of this hitman is actually the highlight of the movie, because he botches this job in the worst possible manner, and then must step outside his norm to handle this ‘new’ development. When he discovers that his partner has been seriously wounded as fallout for his blown job, the Killer conveniently drops his ‘nothing personal’ mantra and proceeds to pursue very personal revenge.
SEVEN screenwriter Andrew Kevin Walker has adapted the graphic novel written by Alexis Nolent and illustrated by Luc Jacamon, and Fincher is clearly having fun with the material. It’s not accurate to call this a dark comedy, but there are some comedic elements included to lighten things up a bit. Most of these struck me as a bit lame: shots at our societal dependence on name brands (Amazon, WeWork, Starbucks, etc), the Killer’s disguise as a ‘German tourist’, and the endless string of 1970’s sitcom names used in his travels (think “The Odd Couple”, “Happy Days”, and even “The Partridge Family”).
To ensure no viewer is left behind, the film is divided into six chapters highlighted by the geographic location and the reason for being there: Paris – the Target, Dominican Republic – the hangout, New Orleans – the lawyer, Florida – the brute, New York – the expert, and Chicago – the client. Each of these chapters involves a piece of the revenge puzzle, and include fine actors Charles Parnell, Tilda Swinton, and Arliss Howard. Ms. Swinton’s segment offers the most, but her presence is over much too soon. It’s the mano-y-mano fight with the brute that is the weakest, since the fight is so over-the-top that neither would walk away … yet Killer departs with only a scratch over his eye.
While most of the story seems too familiar and kind of ludicrous, the film itself is a work of art. Fassbender perfectly captures the icy killer, and Oscar winning cinematographer Erik Messerschmidt (MANK, 2020) delivers in the multitude of locales, as well as the action shots. Two-time Oscar winners Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross handle the score of this film that will undoubtedly be regarded more highly by most other critics than by me, since a line like WWJWBD simply falls flat in my mind.
Opens in theaters on October 27, 2023 and on Netflix beginning November 10
Posted by David Ferguson
Greetings again from the darkness. It’s not really possible to combine a murder trial with divorce proceedings, but this year’s Palme d’Or winner at Cannes comes about as close as we can imagine. Writer-director Justine Triet and co-writer (and husband) Arthur Harari wrap a ‘did she or didn’t she’ murder mystery in a relationship drama that plays out in a gripping courtroom drama. As for the title, there is an actual fall which leads to the dissecting of the slow fall of the marriage, as well as the emotional fall of having one’s entire life laid bare in a public setting.
Greetings again from the darkness. What is left that no one has done? It’s a question that the most adventurous among us ask themselves. John Chau was certainly an adventurer. He ran marathons, loved hiking through forests, and enjoyed rock and mountain climbing. His dream was to venture onto the North Sentinel Island and introduce Jesus to the island’s sole inhabitants. The Sentinelese are an isolated human community of hunter-gatherers who have made it abundantly clear over the years that they do not welcome outside visitors.
Greetings again from the darkness. “What a good boy!” That’s something every (boy) dog owner has said a thousand times … but probably not like what we see here. Director Gail Gilbert brings us a story that will tear at the heartstrings of every pet owner, and likely any viewer with a heartstring to tear. An Illinois breeder named Cindy welcomed what was to be her final litter of pure-bred Labrador Retrievers. The pups were beautiful, and everything was fine … right up until it wasn’t.
Greetings again from the darkness. All great athletes aren’t great competitors, and all great competitors aren’t great athletes. But when the two merge, the result is elite. Think Michael Jordan, Muhammed Ali, Novak Djokovic, Tiger Woods, and Michael Phelps. Of course, there are others, and this biopic focuses on one you might not have previously considered since she’s so unique. Diana Nyad was a world class distance swimmer and had a tremendous career prior to becoming an analyst and commentator for ABC Sports. She had a career that made her famous in her field and a well-respected sports personality … but that’s not what made her the focus of this film from co-directors Jimmy Chin and Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi, the Oscar winning duo behind the extraordinary documentary FREE SOLO (2018).
Greetings again from the darkness. When John le Carre passed away in 2020 at the age of 80, conversations and debates raged about the best spy novelists, and what stood out was, no matter how many writers were mentioned – Ian Fleming, Tom Clancey, Robert Ludlum, Ken Follett – everyone’s list included le Carre. Oscar winning documentarian Errol Morris (THE FOG OF WAR, 2003) has taken le Carre’s final and most personal interview and adorned it with film clips, rare archival footage, and some dramatic effects to create a lasting tribute to a superb writer and a most interesting man.
Greetings again from the darkness. Read the book and see the movie. The order doesn’t much matter, as David Grann’s best-selling non-fiction novel is an incredibly emotional read, while Martin Scorsese’s film is an example of elevated filmmaking. Of course, it’s understandable if a book detailing a repulsive historic travesty is not your cup of tea, or if a three-and-a-half-hour movie on the same subject holds no appeal for you. However, if you are up for the challenge, both are extraordinary works of art, though surprisingly, quite different experiences.
Greetings again from the darkness. “Let’s shake on it.” There was a time when a person’s word and their handshake was enough to seal a deal – whether it was settling on the price of a horse, the bottom line on a new car, or the buyout of a business. Most of us realize those days are long gone, and now it’s too often about winning and taking advantage of every situation, regardless of whether that’s at someone else’s expense. Jonathan Harr’s article from “The New Yorker” serves as the source of this “inspired by a true story” tale, with a script from writer-director Maggie Betts (NOVITIATE, 2017) and co-writer Doug Wright (QUILLS, 2000).
Greetings again from the darkness. All Hallows’ Eve approaches, so we know to expect the latest from Blumhouse Productions. What we didn’t expect was a rare blend of comedy, horror, science fiction, and time-travel wrapped in 1980’s nostalgia. Director Nahnatchka Khan (“Fresh Off the Boat” creator) and a trio of co-writers, David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, and Jen D’Angelo (HOCUS POCUS 2, 2022), deliver a film that pays tribute to many that have come before, most notably BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985) and HALLOWEEN (1978). Or maybe it’s HOT TUB TIME MACHINE (2010) and SCREAM (1996). Either way, it’s a good ride as we poke fun at the culture of 1987.