THE SALAMANDER KING (2025)

April 26, 2025

Dallas Independent Film Festival

Greetings again from the darkness. ‘Keep Austin Weird’. That’s one of the more popular and fitting city slogans in the United States. For five plus decades there has been an ongoing battle of conservationists versus developers … or the little guy against big money. Over those years, the city’s population has quadrupled to around one million. On the surface, it appears big money won … but there have been a few ‘little guy’ victories as well.

Austinite (and actor) Austin Nichols directs a script from fellow Texan Drew Mackintosh that centers on the battle for control of Austin Municipal Golf Course, known to the locals as ‘Muny’ (actual Lions Municipal). The course is being run by carefree Ray (Ryan Hansen, “Veronica Mars”) and his band of equally laid-back cohorts. The course is a haven for old school Austin-types who beat to their own drum and avoid the pressures of high-finance.

Their world gets rocked when the city’s Green Space Authority hires consultant Sam/Samantha (Adrianne Palicki, “Friday Night Lights”) to find a way to turn the money pit course into a viable asset for the city. Sam’s douchey boyfriend Dylan (Justin Chatwin, “Shameless”) immediately sees the opportunity to turn the 130 acres into a corporate headquarters for ‘Elon’ … thereby setting up the fight.

What’s interesting here is that all of this is told a bit tongue-in-cheek with Ray’s never-grow-up-or-sellout charm striving to maintain a bit of Austin culture (with a bigger budget, this role could have gone to Matthew McConaughey or Glen Powell). In order to do so, he must win over Sam and find a way to overcome the city’s quest for profit. Of course, much of this is hinted at early on, but it doesn’t change the entertaining dynamic. Those familiar with Austin will recognize a few spots throughout the film, but it’s really the ‘state of mind’ that drives the story. This is reinforced by the inclusion of Gary P Nunn singing “London Homesick Blues” and “What I like About Texas”.

The film’s title is derived from a long-ago Austin story about development being stopped over the threat to the Blind Salamander habitat in the area. The film is never as serious as these real life battles have been, and there’s a nice comedic touch having former USC Trojan football player Reggie Bush play the role of a Longhorn nemesis in a marketing ad. Mr. Nichols has delivered a Texas film with an Austin mentality … a feeling that plays no matter where you live.

Premiered at the Dallas Independent Film Festival on April 25, 2025

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THE ACCOUNTANT 2 (2025)

April 24, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. As disappointing as most sequels are, there is a glimmer of hope when the original creative team and key cast members return. Such is the case with this sequel to the 2016 film, THE ACCOUNTANT (yes, it’s been nearly a decade). Director Gavin O’Connor and writer Bill Dubuque are back, and both have skins on the wall. O’Connor also directed MIRACLE (2004) and the criminally underrated WARRIOR (2011), while Dubuque was the creator of the hit series “Ozark”.

Two-time Oscar winner Ben Affleck returns as the brilliant and autistic accountant known as Christian Wolff (as well as a few other names). In what may be the least amount of screen time ever afforded a previous Oscar winner, JK Simmons’ Ray King – former director of FinCEN is assassinated, and his former protégé MaryBeth Medina (a returning Cynthia Asdai-Robinson) tracks down Christian to help solve the case. But, of course, things are never that easy, and they also find themselves knee deep in another case – one that hits mighty close to real world headlines with human trafficking and gang activity.

Christian contacts his lethal-weapon brother … yep, for the first time since the end of the first film … and Braxton (Jon Bernthal) reluctantly agrees to join the hunt. The two brothers interact in a manner we’re familiar with from all the ‘mismatched buddy films’ over the years, and Affleck and especially Bernthal excel at this, although it’s impossible not to note Affleck’s too-frequent smirks this time around. An early speed-dating sequence feels totally forced and out-of-place, and one can only assume it’s included for anyone who didn’t watch the first movie (which I highly recommend prior to viewing this one).

As good as the brother banter plays, the mish-mashed stories, lack of central villain, and over abundance of action sequences, turn this into a film trying too hard to please all audiences. Toss in extended segments featuring the autistic techno geniuses at Harbor Neuroscience Academy, and a description of Acquired Savant Syndrome, and the best advice is to just sit back and watch after turning off your own plot-solving brain cells. Christian has developed and funded the group of young geniuses at the Academy, and they are led by non-verbal Justine (played by Allison Robertson, and computer-voiced by Alison Wright of “The Americans”). The missing persons case centers around highly-trained assassin Anais (Daniella Pineda from the Jurassic World franchise), and we can’t help but think she could hold her own as a story and character.

The abundance of comedic elements might surprise fans of the first film, as might the war zone style shootout during the film’s climax and the overly-animated Affleck – all extremes when compared to the original, yet Affleck and Bernthal make the brotherly thing work

Opens in theaters on April 25, 2025

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THE SHROUDS (2025)

April 24, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Director David Cronenberg is renowned for his brand of ‘body horror’, although his canon has certainly not been limited to the genre. Some of his films across the past fifty years include CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022), COSMOPOLIS (2012), A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE (2005), CRASH (1996), DEAD RINGERS (1988), THE FLY (1986), VIDEODROME (1983), THE DEAD ZONE (a personal favorite,1983), and SCANNERS (1981). With his latest, Cronenberg offers a taste of what he’s known for, but mostly focuses on the extreme repercussions of grief.

Grief is an emotion that hits us all hard at some point. Karsh (the always great Vincent Cassel) lost his wife four years ago, and his vision since has been to create a specialized, internet-based cemetery named GraveTech where grieving folks can observe the decay of lost loved ones … all from the convenience of their iPhone app. Cronenberg regulars should prepare themselves for a film and story that has the feel of a stage production – meaning it’s the dialogue and conversation that is crucial here, more so than the visual presentation (although there are a few stellar moments in that area as well).

Diane Kruger plays two roles here. One is Karsh’s deceased ex-wife Becca, who we (and Karsh) see in hallucinations or visions. Her other role is as Becca’s surviving sister Terry, a dog groomer who is dealing with her own grief. Lastly, a significant role is played by Guy Pearce as Terry’s ex-husband, Maury … a frumpy, paranoid, techno geek. Maury’s skills have created Hunny, an AI avatar meant to provide companionship and advice to Karsh. Oh, and Diane Kruger also voices Hunny.

The thrust of the story revolves around the fallout of the targeted vandalism of a few of the gravesites, creating suspicion as to whether it’s an international conspiracy or something less provocative. Of course, this is Cronenberg, so a traditional arc is not in the cards. Instead, he provides some stunning visuals (not violence, but definitely a shocking shift from what movies traditionally show) meant to convey the drastic changes that occur with the bodies we too often take for granted, especially when cancer is involved. Politics are touched on, and it’s probably the first time you’ve ever heard a dentist speak the line, “Grief is rotting your teeth.” Eroticism and obsession are key motivators here, so if you are willing, the psychological aspects of Cronenberg’s film could fill many post-viewing debates. Whether this film strikes a chord with you or not, I remain thrilled and humbled that this octogenarian continues to do things his way.

Opens in theaters on April 25, 2025

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THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA (2025)

April 24, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. For most of us, the worst thing that happens at a dinner party is the pork loin is a bit dry or the wine selection is a bit lacking. Among the worst occurrences are the friction and hurt feelings caused by a joke-gone-wrong, or God forbid, someone brings up politics. It’s just such a dinner party that kicks off this film from writer-director Matt Winn and his co-writer and frequent collaborator, James Handel.

Husband and wife Richard (Rufus Sewell) and Beth (Olivia Williams) arrive at the lovely London home of Sarah (the always fabulous Shirley Henderson) and Tom (Alan Tudyk). Hitching a ride is uninvited mutual ‘friend’ Jessica (Indira Varma), whose recent book has just hit the bestseller list. Jessica is one who sometimes over-imbibes and is a notorious flirt, rarely taking much precaution in either activity.

Two things happen that drastically impact the evening’s proceedings … and neither has to do with the Clafoutis dish Tom prepared (and takes enormous pride in). The friends are stunned when they learn Sarah and Tom must sell the house quickly or face financial ruin – something unthinkable to those who have lived this life. Secondly, and infinitely more shocking, is the realization that Jessica has committed suicide in the garden. On top of those biggies, secrets are later revealed that feel like a gut punch after the crisis.

With the home sale pending, Tom and Sarah believe a dead body will turn off the buyer, resulting in the bankruptcy they so fear. Their plan is to convince long-time friends Richard and Beth to go along with a scheme that will prevent further disaster. Arguing, debating, and ‘what about’ discussions, some quite animated, take center stage with the group. The drama is elevated by a nosy neighbor (Anne Reid) and an unexpected visit from the potential buyer (a terrific Sylvester Groth who played Goebbels in INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, 2009).

Winn cleverly uses chapter subtitles, each beginning with “The Trouble with …”, to reinforce the live theater feel of the story. Some of the chapters work better than others, but it’s the veteran and talented cast that diligently pull off the dark humor at a time no one should be laughing. Shirley Henderson especially shines as she spews her lines with that unique and distinctive voice of hers.

The soft jazz score, credited to director Matt Winn and Matt Cooper, provides a nice touch, and mostly we just look at these folks and wonder how far they will go to keep themselves out of trouble. If not for the comedic touches, it would be quite disturbing … well, even with the comedy, it’s quite disturbing. However, a new twist on the dinner table setting is welcome, and despite everything, the film maintains a level of entertainment.

Opens in theaters on April 25, 2025

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THE KING OF KINGS (2025, animated)

April 10, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. We don’t typically look to South Korea for animated children’s stories recounting the history of Christianity, yet this first film from Angel Studio delivers just that … well specifically, the story of Jesus for Easter. Seong-ho Jang has made a name as a Visual Effects expert, and with this directorial debut, he tells the Jesus story in a way that should keep most kids engaged. The screenplay was written by director Jang, Rob Edwards, Jamie Thomason, and Hoseok Sung.

We open with the great Charles Dickens on stage reciting his “A Christmas Carol” to an audience. Backstage, Dickens’ three kids are a bit rambunctious and interrupt the show to the point that tests the patience of Charles. Young Walter, obsessed with tales of King Arthur, is especially troublesome. Upon arriving back home, Charles promises Walter a story with even more adventure and excitement, although the boy is a bit disenchanted that there will be no dragons.

Charles, with an assist from wife Catherine, proceeds to tell the story of Jesus … despite Walter’s initial rebuff of “a baby story”. We watch as the story plays out (often with Walter in the scene), although the movie does periodically bounce back to the study where Charles is weaving the tale and Walter is (mostly) mesmerized. Most of the familiar segments of the story of Jesus are included: the manger, plagues, parting of the Red Sea, John the Baptist, Satan tempting Jesus, feeding the masses. We meet the twelve apostles, and see miracles performed, the story of Lazarus, the Last Supper, Peter’s three denials, Judas’ betrayal, and of course, the crucifixion and the resurrection.

The voice cast is outstanding. Kenneth Branagh is Charles Dickens, while Uma Thurman is his wife Catherine. Roman Griffin Davis voices Walter, the kid whose shenanigans are the reason behind the story. Others include Oscar Isaac as Jesus, Mark Hamill as King Herod, Pierce Brosnan as Pontius Pilate, Ben Kingsley as Calaphus, and Forest Whitaker as Peter. The film is visually appealing and told in a way that kids should easily follow (through the eyes of Walter) … and some will be surprised at the similarities to King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.

Opening in theaters on April 11, 2025

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MobLand (2025, TV series)

March 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. For fans of crime syndicate TV series like “The Sopranos”, “Peaky Blinders”, and “Sons of Anarchy”, your new obsession has arrived. Originally developed as a spinoff of the excellent “Ray Donovan” (but the path changed), this new project from creator Ronan Bennett (“Top Boy”) is both something new and something familiar.  Bennett and Jez Butterworth (BLACK MASS, EDGE OF TOMORROW) are co-writers on the series, and if the first two episodes are an indication, expect this series to be explosive fun.

Guy Ritchie (SNATCH, SHERLOCK HOLMES) directs the first two episodes with his trademark visuals, violence, and shocking moments (although his rapid-fire editing style is absent). The series features three major stars in leading roles: Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, and Oscar winner Helen Mirren. Brosnan plays Conrad Harrigan and Mirren is his wife Maeve. Together, they run the lucrative family business – one that is illegal on multiple fronts. Hardy plays Harry Da Souza, their “fixer”.

Mr. Brosnan thrives on chewing scenery here, showing more emotion than we’ve come to expect from his usually cool demeanor on screen. Ms. Mirren plays a bit of a Cheshire cat, in that she’s wickedly sly with her outward actions versus her inner voice, leaving us guessing as to her objectives (“stick or twist”). And for those accustomed to Mr. Hardy playing characters who are a bit stingy with their words (Bane in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES), you’ll be surprised to see him playing a calm-under-pressure, smooth-talking negotiator who excels in moments of crisis.

In addition to the three stars, the supporting cast is superb. Conrad’s adult offspring are played by Paddy Considine (IN AMERICA), Mandeep Dhillon (“After Life”), and Daniel Betts (WAR MACHINE). And what would a mob show be without at least one kid constantly causing problems? Here that kid is Conrad’s entitled grandson Eddie (Anson Boon), doing more than his fair share to ignite a war with a rival family led by Richie Stevenson (a terrific Geoff Bell, ROCKNROLLA). Also adding stress to the proceedings is Harry’s frustrated wife Jan (Joanne Froggatt, “Downton Abbey”). Other familiar faces pop up, adding to the quality of individual scenes and the overall show.

The familiar elements of mob stories are prevalent here, yet the blend of intensity, violence, and humor help this series stand above some others. I should also mention that in keeping with recent trends, the opening credit sequence is a work of art unto itself.

Premieres Sunday March 30, 2025 on Paramount+

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THE PENGUIN LESSONS (2025)

March 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Penguins are darn cute. A penguin that follows you around and chooses to live with you is almost too cute for words. But in this story inspired by true events, that’s exactly what happens. Directed by Peter Cattaneo (THE FULL MONTY, 1998), the film was adapted by screenwriter Jeff Pope (PHILOMENA, 2014) from Tom Michell’s 2015 book.

It’s 1976 in Buenos Aires, Argentina. A Military coup is in the works to take down the government of President Isabel Peron, who had served since the death of her husband Juan Peron in 1974. As you might imagine, the citizenry was on edge. Even St George’s School for the sons of privileged families was not immune. It’s also the school where Tom Michell (Steve Coogan, PHILOMENA) was hired to teach English. Michell shows up a bit haggard and unmotivated. He goes from one frustration to another: armed guards in the street, paint on his shoe, the strict rules of the Headmaster (Jonathan Pryce, THE TWO POPES), a bonk on the forehead from his housekeeper (Vivian El Jaber), and an intrusive fellow teacher in the Finnish Tapio (Bjorn Gustafsson).

Initially, it seems the perfect role for Mr. Coogan who excels at playing a curmudgeon oozing deadpan cynicism. For Coogan’s Michell, everything changes on a joy ride to Uruguay where he hopes to dance and mingle with the ladies. The dancing (with Micaela Breque) leads him to a near-death penguin washed ashore in an oil slick. In keeping with his luck, Michell doesn’t get the girl, but does get the penguin … a penguin that now refuses to leave his side.

You can likely guess where this is headed. Juan Salvador (Michell’s name for the penguin) changes lives. There is a sub-plot involving the housekeeper’s granddaughter Sofia (Alfonsia Carrocio), but the key here is that everything works to move Michell to rejoin life and shed the grief he’s carried from a personal tragedy. In fact, loss plays a substantial role throughout, having left Michell only able to react by doing nothing.

Steve Coogan is not the actor one imagines when thinking of sentimental movies, but it’s precisely his style that prevents this story from becoming overly mushy. Yes, it’s a bit comical to watch a penguin provide therapy sessions (and the titular lessons) for so many, but the redemption of Tom Michell is the key. Director Cattaneo includes the real clip of the penguin in the school’s pool that Michell shot on a handheld so many years ago. There are also a few inclusions of political commentaries that seem out of place – although not so considering the timeframe.

Opens in theaters on March 28, 2025

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AUDREY’S CHILDREN (2025)

March 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Firefighters, Police Officers, and Armed Forces soldiers and veterans are the ones we usually (and rightfully) describe as heroes; yet heroism can also be found in the actions of everyday people. Director Ami Canaan Mann and screenwriter Julia Fisher Farbman introduce us to one such hero in this biopic on Dr. Audrey Evans.

Natalie Dormer (“Game of Thrones”) stars as Dr. Evans (the titular Audrey), a remarkable woman behind advancements in pediatric oncology, and also the founder of the first Ronald McDonald House. The film opens in 1969 as Dr. Evans begins her tenure at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP). Having trained under Dr. Sidney Farber, she immediately ruffles feathers by pushing the envelope on funding and research for her department. Chief Surgeon, Dr C Everett Koop (Clancy Brown, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, 1994) recruited her and almost immediately had to deal with her unorthodox approach … and the complaints from Dr. Jeremy Lewis (Ben Chase, “Law and Order: Organized Crime”). Dr. Lewis is quite put out with this assertive woman going outside the norm to get her way.

It’s inspiring to watch the determination with which Dr. Evans takes on all obstacles. Radiation expert, and steadfast rule follower, Dr. Dan Dangio (Jimmi Simpson, “Westworld”) sees the potential in what Dr. Evans is pursuing and joins in the mission, as does Dr. Brian Faust (Brandon Michael Hall, “God Friended Me”). Their research methods are exhausting to watch – this was prior to computers, so not only did they have to comb through mounds of paper files, compiling results and drawing conclusions was even more excruciating.

The painstaking work led to the Evans Staging System for categorizing cancer in patients, and it also led to dramatic improvements in survival rates for kids with cancer. “Kids with cancer” … can there be a more heartbreaking and depressing topic? Trust me, it’s painful to see even in a movie. Bits of the movie seem somewhat contrived, especially her brief interactions with kids playing on the sidewalk, as well as with the Vietnam protestors. Additionally, her wardrobe seems incredible for a woman living in an apartment that likely had a 5-foot-wide closet at best. Still, Natalie Dormer delivers a nice performance as this remarkable woman.

It’s 1974 when the Philadelphia Eagles owners are persuaded (by Dr Evans) to sponsor the Ronald McDonald House – a charity that, now 50 years later, has proved vital to so many children and families. Of course, the Dr. C. Everett Koop in this story went on to be serve as U.S. Surgeon General in the 1980s, and the full story of Dr. Evans and Dr. Dangio is also quite remarkable. Director Mann runs an interview with an elderly Dr. Evans over the closing credits, and aptly finishes things with Carole King singing “You’ve Got a Friend”. It’s always inspirational to learn the full story of real-life heroes, and the life of Dr. Audrey Evans is one we should continue to relish.

Opens in theaters on March 28, 2025

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BOB TREVINO LIKES IT (2025)

March 20, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Bob Trevino is the kind of father we all wish we had. He’s the kind of father that would raise kids who would grow into good citizens, resulting in an improved society. Only that Bob Trevino is not Lily Trevino’s dad. Her dad is a raging narcissist, or more accurately, a self-centered jerk. This feature film debut from writer-director Tracie Laymon is ‘inspired’ by her true-life story, albeit with enough elements changed to avoid a lawsuit from her dad. That part doesn’t make for such a warm-fuzzy story, but the film she delivers wraps us in a coat of kindness and niceness and feel-goodness (not really a word, but it fits).

Lily Trevino (Barbie Ferreira, NOPE, 2022) is a twenty-something live-in aid for a woman who uses a wheelchair. Lily is the level of niceness where people notice immediately, including her therapist who ends their session by sobbing profusely after hearing Lily’s story. We get a couple of doses of Lily interacting with her father, Bob Trevino (a perfectly obnoxious and venomous French Stewart), before their big blowup then ends with his telling her daughter he wants nothing else to do with her. As viewers, we believe she is better off, but Lily’s niceness doesn’t allow her to give up on her dream of having a good relationship with him.

In Lily’s efforts to reconnect, she searches on Facebook for ‘Bob Trevino’ and somehow ends up with a Bob Trevino who aligns with her idea of the perfect dad. Bob #2 (a terrific John Leguizamo) quickly embraces the opportunity to be a friend … and a father figure (despite having no kids of his own). His wife (Rachel Bay Jones) is obsessed with scrapbooking, and we have a difficult time deciphering their communication and unorthodox relationship. She doesn’t seem to have the same concerns most wives would have if their husband started spending an inordinate amount of time with a young woman. Regardless, the friendship between Lily and this Bob evolves into something special. Beyond the friendship, he becomes the father figure she dreams of, and she becomes the daughter figure that he always hoped for.

Laymon’s story includes dad jokes, a rage room (monetizing the OFFICE SPACE idea), health issues, and a creepy look at dating options in a senior citizen trailer park. Most importantly it makes the point that “chosen family” is often more important and impactful than blood family, and a supportive friend is invaluable. French Stewart and John Leguizamo have had long careers as dependable actors, and both are excellent here. The film has won a stream of festival awards (deservedly so) and Laymon chooses to include a dose of reality over the closing credits.

Opens on March 21, 2025

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THE ASSESSMENT (2025)

March 20, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Authors and filmmakers have long used forecasting the future as the basis for stories. Some have been lighthearted and humorous (“The Jetsons”, BACK TO THE FUTURE) and others are more bleak and dystopian (BLADE RUNNER, THE ROAD). The first feature film from director Fleur Fortune (well known for music videos) has some common DNA with the excellent CHILDREN OF MEN (2006) from director Alfonso Cuaron. Written by Neil Garfath Cox, Dave Thomas, and John Donnelly, this story shows us a future where having a kid is a privilege that must be bestowed by the government, rather than free choice.

Mia (Elizabeth Olsen, MARTHA MAY MARLENE, 2011) and Aaryan (Himesh Patel, YESTERDAY, 2019) have built a life and marriage in a desolate area. Mia has a greenhouse where she grows food, and Aaryan has a Virtual Reality room where he experiments with realistic innovations. Both are aiming to improve life of others. They believe that a missing link in their life is a child, and agree to go through the ‘assessment’ process. When Virginia (Oscar winner Alicia Vikander, THE DANISH GIRL, 2015) arrives, she explains that, as the assessor, her decision is the final word. Mia and Aaryan express that they will be “good parents”. Virginia smiles and relays that everyone says that.

The assessment is a seven-day process and calling it bizarre definitely undersells it. At times, Virginia kicks into childlike mode, testing the parental instincts of Mia and Aaryan. It’s during these segments where the story gets a bit ridiculous, despite Virginia’s explanation that she needs full access to their emotions and reactions (and intimate methods). During a strange dinner party – set up by Virginia – we get discussions of the “old world” existence and the rumors associated with it.

Analysis of the psychology of folks during such times can be quite enlightening, but despite the intriguing concept, the execution leaves us a bit frustrated with the holes and goofy moments. The third act is especially confounding, although we completely understand Mia’s quest for answers. Everything circles back to early on when Mia and Aaryan first ask Virginia, “Are we good enough?”. We feel their desperation, but once we learn their catchphrase exchange, “I love you. That’s right.”, we know this isn’t headed to unicorns and rainbows.

Opens on March 21, 2025

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