Greetings again from the darkness. Every one of us wants to look good and feel good. But how far will we go? What if our livelihood depended on looking young? There is no denying that societal pressures favor those who are pleasing to the eye, and of course, Hollywood is the poster child for rewarding beauty and youth … and penalizing, or at least ignoring, the other end of the spectrum. The second film from director Max Minghella (his first was TEEN SPIRIT, 2018) features a screenplay from Jack Stanley (THE PASSENGER, 2023), and it likely pays a price for coming on the heels of last year’s THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a body horror film with a similar theme, but one that was far more extreme.
The film opens with a terrific sequence with the rarely seen Elizabeth Berkley (SHOWGIRLS, 1995) as Jenna Janero. The sequence firmly establishes that we’re in for a ‘body horror’ ride; although unfortunately, this is one of the best scenes for quite a while. We then meet Samantha Lake (Elisabeth Moss, “Mad Men”), a struggling actor who has hit the dreaded age of 40 – a poor ‘choice’ in Hollywood. Sam’s career peak seems to have passed her by and now she’s auditioning for roles against much younger actors – including Chloe Benson (Kaia Gerber, SATURDAY NIGHT, 2022), whom Sam babysat years ago.
After a professional nudge, Sam finds herself at Shell Corporation, a strange place that promises its clients vitality and the end of aging. The Director and face of the company is Zoe Shannon (Kate Hudson, ALMOST FAMOUS, 2000), a 68-year-old woman who doesn’t look a day over 40. Not surprisingly, delivering youth to women is extremely lucrative, and Zoe lives her luxurious lifestyle in a stunning mansion. Oh, there is a downside … some clients have to be ‘disappeared’ when the side effects pop up.
Dressed in a ridiculous oversized Columbo trench coat (supposedly to trick us into believing Ms. Moss is a hefty woman), Sam is a bit reluctant at first to join the Shell program. All it takes is handsome and smooth-talking Dr. Hubert (Arian Moayed, “Inventing Anna”) to ease her into the program. Soon Sam and Zoe are buddies and spending a great deal of time together, relishing their youthful looks and subsequent riches.
Of course, all fantasies must come crashing down at some point, and although her psoriasis is gone, the side effects cause the worst Vanity Fair interview in history, and lead to an extreme third act. Dr. Thadeus Brand (Peter MacNicol, “Ally McBeal”), the inventor of Shell returns for Sam’s debrief. His use of lobster enzymes comes into play, resulting in a sequence of splatter.
It’s a bit odd that the film never capitalizes on women taking power, or even taking control of their own life. Although Kate Hudson does nice work here, I couldn’t help but think that casting Gwyneth Paltrow would have added a touch of irony. Este Haim provides a bit of support work as Sam’s assistant and friend, and the focus pretty much remains on the obsession/pursuit of youth and beauty – at any cost. Director Max Minghella is best known as an actor (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) and as the son of Oscar winning director Anthony Minghella (THE ENGLISH PATIENT, 1996). It’s likely meant as satire, but the film strikes so close to today’s societal pressures, especially on women, that we can’t help but be a bit saddened by it. One thing’s certain … there was a missed opportunity for the B52’s “Rock Lobster”.
In Select Theatres & On Digital October 3, 2025
Posted by David Ferguson
Greetings again from the darkness. Marc Maron is the rare comedian who can make you laugh and make you think, while also making you feel beat down … and often sad for him. Maron has done stand-up comedy. He’s acted in TV series (“GLOW”) and even had his own series (2013-16). You might have seen him acting in movies (THE ORDER, 2024) or perhaps heard his voice acting (THE BAD GUYS franchise). And beyond that, he may be best known as a trailblazer in the world of podcasts – his “WTF” launched in 2009 at a time when few even knew what a podcast was.
Greetings again from the darkness. This plays like a spin on the old Verizon commercials: Do you love me now? Writer-director William Bridges and co-writer/ lead actor Brett Goldstein deliver one of the more frustrating and cringey romantic movies I’ve seen in a while. There are a couple of character references to situations feeling too “adult”, and I kept thinking, why don’t any of these grown-ups act like an adult?
Greetings again from the darkness. My immediate reaction after viewing this film was that it represented the highest level of filmmaking – including superb acting, a complex story that fits today’s narrative, and the most varied and diverse score I can recall from many years of moviegoing. After a couple of days to mull it over, I believe it’s possible that my initial reaction somehow underrated this instant classic. High praise should be no surprise since the film is the work of writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson – the man behind such cinematic gems as LICORICE PIZZA (2021), PHANTOM THREAD (2017), THE MASTER (2012), THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007), PUNCH DRUNK LOVE (2002), MAGNOLIA (1999), BOOGIE NIGHTS (1997), and HARD EIGHT (1996).
Greetings again from the darkness. You’ve likely heard the old saying that you can’t put the genie back in the bottle. Well, the same goes for a lie … and sometimes even an innocent lie takes on a life of its own and begins to wreak havoc. This happens to Eleanor, and yet we somehow empathize with her in this film that is not just the first screenplay from Tory Kamen, it’s also the first feature film directed by Scarlett Johnansson.
Greetings again from the darkness. So how do we fill the gap with solo action-thrillers now that Liam Neeson is making comedies? It’s a bit surprising, but some creativity and thinking outside the box occurred with the casting of two-time Oscar winner Emma Thompson in this latest from director Brian Kirk (21 BRIDGES, 2019). The story comes from two first time screenwriters, both known for other talents. Nicholas Jacobson-Larson is best known as a composer, while Dalton Leeb is an actor.
Greetings again from the darkness. OK, so this tribute to the 50th anniversary of THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE may seem a year late, but it was actually an award winner at the 2024 Venice Film Festival. This documentary has now gained distribution and will finally show for an audience that remains so loyal and respectful of that original film from director Tobe Hooper (who passed away in 2017). Documentarian Alexandre O Phillippe has a nice track record of exploring popular films, including his superb 78/52 (2017), which surgically analyzed the iconic shower scene in Hitchcock’s masterpiece, PSYCHO.
Greetings again from the darkness. Here is my PSA (Public Service Announcement): This is not a “Football” movie. If you are expecting FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS or ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, you will be disappointed. This is a Psychological Horror film (think BLACK SWAN) featuring a couple of football players, and it’s produced by Jordan Peele, he of NOPE and GET OUT fame. Writer-director Justin Tipping (KICKS, 2016) and co-writers (co-creators of “Limetown”) Zack Aker and Skip Bronkie serve up few X’s and O’s, and plenty of commentary on fame and the quest for greatness.
Greetings again from the darkness. I’m not normally the target market for romantic philosophy-of-life movies, so it seems apropos that one I connect with is likely to be labeled maudlin or sappy by others. Being a big fan of director Kogonada’s underrated COLUMBUS (2017), I was interested to see him team up again with his AFTER YANG (2021) star Colin Farrell, in a blacklist script from writer Seth Reiss (THE MENU, 2022).
Greetings again from the darkness. Successful businesspeople always intrigue me – especially visionary founders and true entrepreneurs – those who actually bring something new to the market. Henry Ford, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all fit the description … although to clarify, I do not assume their business acumen translates into moral integrity or empathetic humanity. Writer-director Rachel Lee Goldenberg and writer Bill Parker (previous collaborators on UNPREGNANT, 2020) and writer Kim Caramele take on the somewhat tricky project of profiling Whitney Wolfe.