BLOGATHON: MISMATCHED COUPLES (2024)

March 29, 2024

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022)

Former BFF’s Colm and Padraig

Greetings again from the darkness. It’s always an honor to be invited to participate in the movie blogathons hosted by Gill and Barry. So many fine writers participate, and it’s a chance to really hone in on a particular topic, while learning what tickles the fancy of others taking part. Maintaining the pace of new movie reviews that I’ve committed to often prevents me from joining in, but this time, it worked out well.

The title of the blogathon makes the mission crystal clear. We are to select a mismatched couple/pair from a film and write about why it was interesting and/or entertaining. Mismatched couples have been a staple of cinema since the early days, and the trope is certainly not tied to any particular genre. Maybe “Cop” movies are most commonly recognized for this, as they often use the “good cop vs bad cop” approach, but it’s also prevalent in domestic dramas (THE ODD COUPLE), action movies (TANGO & CASH), mysteries (Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson), classic films (Rhett and Scarlet in GONE WITH THE WIND) and even romantic-comedies (WHEN HARRY MET SALLY). For my entry, I chose former BFF’s Colm and Padraig from THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN, which also happens to be my favorite movie of 2022.

Wickedly talented writer-director Martin McDonagh is the creative force behind this movie, as well as the instant classic, IN BRUGES (2008). In a brilliant move, McDonagh re-paired the lead actors from the earlier film in hopes of re-capturing their onscreen magic. The move definitely worked, as Colin Farrell as Padraic and Brendan Gleeson as Colm are both terrific in this film as they personify “Mismatched Couples.”

It’s 2:00 in the afternoon and Padraic does what he does every day. He knocks on the door of his lifelong friend, Colm, so they can head to the pub for a pint. Only this isn’t every other day. It’s a new day. Colm doesn’t answer. Padraig is a simple man who thrives on his routine and his friendship with Colm. Now for this to qualify as a ‘mismatched couple’, there must be conflict and tension. Initially we are as confused as Padraig, but soon enough Colm bluntly informs him that they are no longer friends, and that not even pleasantries will be exchanged – despite their history, and the forced proximity of living in the same village on an island. Colm has visions of a brighter future without Padraig, and Padraig is bewildered as he tries to figure out what he did wrong.

Part of the brilliance of the film and this relationship stems from the fact that these two gents are not the only mismatched couple, yet it’s their abrupt fallout that has an impact on so many others in the close-knit community. As Colm pursues his fiddle music and builds a new network, Padraig plunges into a funk, and finds the troubled town oddball (an excellent Barry Keoghan) buddying up to him in hopes of befriending Padraig’s sister (a terrific Kerry Condon). All of this creates choppy waters and dark comedic elements (just as McDonagh designed it), yet the driving force here is the broken relationship between Padraig and Colm. Both actors are so good. The turns of violence are shocking, and because of it, fiddle playing becomes more challenging … and things don’t go so well for Jenny the miniature donkey either (yet another victim of the broken relationship).

Watching these two actors at the top of their game (Farrell received an Oscar nomination) allows us to buy into this unfortunate break in what had been a long friendship. Some of the situations come across as outlandish, yet the actors bring a nuance to the characters that draws in as we anxiously hope for reconciliation, rather than a war to match what’s occurring across the bay. The idea of a couple of buddies becoming ‘mismatched’ after years of friendship makes this one of the more unusual … and interesting … and tragic … ‘mismatched’ couples in cinema.

Here is my original review of THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN from November 2022

https://moviereviewsfromthedark.com/2022/11/03/the-banshees-of-inisherin-2022/

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STEVE! (MARTIN): A DOCUMENTARY IN 2 PIECES (2024, doc)

March 28, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. We are now two full generations past the peak (and end) of Steve Martin’s superstardom as a stand-up comedian. Today, he is mostly known as a banjo player, a writer, or as one of the three co-stars of the hit show, “Only Murders in the Building”. That’s right. At almost 80 years of age, and removed from his two previous fame-inducing careers (comedian and movie star), he “only” has three remaining paths to fame, glory, and gobs of money. Regardless of the Steve Martin era studied, what stands out is his remarkable ability to entertain – something he says captured his fancy the very first time he saw a stage.

Documentarian Morgan Neville won an Oscar for the spectacular 20 FEET FROM STARDOM (2013). He’s also behind WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR (2018), an excellent profile of Mister Rogers, as well as numerous other documentary projects. With more than a half-century of Martin’s career to somehow cover, Neville takes a “then” and “now” approach with what is effectively two films that split Martin’s fabulous career into the two titular ‘pieces’. “Then” covers the early developmental period, right up until 1980, when Steve Martin shocked the world by walking away from stand-up. “Now” offers a more personal and reflective look at his endeavors since.

For those of us who were around in the 1970’s, “Then” is not just a nostalgic look back at how one man reinvented stand-up comedy (though it is that). It’s also a fascinating look at Martin’s childhood and his early pursuit of finding his place in the entertainment world. We hear Martin state, “I guarantee you I had no talent.” Of course, whether that’s accurate is debatable, but what he certainly had was persistence, ambition, and a desire to make it. As a 15-year-old working at Disneyland (he was born in Waco, Texas but raised in southern California) he learned the basics of magic and balloon animals through observation and relentless practice. He admits his educational background in Philosophy gave him a unique perspective in understanding himself and audiences. He gave himself until age 30 to “make it”, and a fortuitous turn of events, made that birthday a special moment. He worked and massaged and practiced his routine – refining such silliness as an arrow through the head, happy feet, “Excuuuuuse Me!”, King Tut, and “Wild and Crazy Guy” – all while wearing a white suit and sporting premature gray hair. In 1976, Lorne Michaels invited Martin to host a relatively new comedy show called, “Saturday Night Live” (something he has now done 16 times). Soon after, Martin released the first two comedy albums to ever go Platinum. This led to the first of his many movie roles in the classic comedy, THE JERK (1979). Director Neville highlights each step of Martin’s amazing ascension via rare clips and input from Martin himself. And just like that … comedy’s first rock star walked off stage at age 35 and on top of the world.

“Now”, the second entry in Neville’s in-depth documentary, is much less about Steve Martin’s varied career and much more about Steve Martin the person. To emphasize the contrast between ‘Then’ and ‘Now’, this second piece begins in Martin’s kitchen showing him poaching two eggs (heavy on the pepper) for breakfast. Does that sound like showbiz? It’s an entirely different approach as we watch Martin and Jerry Seinfeld have a conversation about comedy, while Tina Fey, his sister, and others give brief insight into their paths crossing with Martin. Even his wife, Anne Stringfield, offers up some personal scoop on the man who has protected his privacy all these years … although it should be noted that their daughter only appears as a cartoon stick figure.

Much of this segment revolves around Steve Martin and his friend and “Only Murders in the Building” co-star, Martin Short, as they collaborate on jokes for their stand-up show … all while jabbing each other with friendly one-liners. Short says the reason Martin hasn’t aged is because he looked 70 when he was 30. It’s that kind of friendly banter between friends. A most poignant moment occurs as Martin is going through his bound copies of movie scripts. PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES (1987) takes him back to his close friendship with the late, great John Candy, and the memories are almost too painful for Martin to bear.

It’s fascinating to hear Martin talk about his humiliation when PENNIES FROM HEAVEN (1981) failed, and learn more about his devotion to fine art. To emphasize the personal change Martin has gone through, the director shows an interview clip from decades ago where Martin refuses to discuss the first painting he bought, and then juxtaposes it with a contemporary clip where he eagerly expounds on that painting and others. Martin doesn’t appear to carry as much pride in his movie career as he should, and we see him working with illustrator Harry Bliss on a collection of memories and anecdotes from each film.

Morgan Neville likely underestimated the project when it began. He certainly benefitted from Steve Martin’s willingness to open up and share his personal archives. A man of many talents and interests, with multiple careers spanning decades may be a challenge for a biographer, but for viewers, it’s pure joy to stroll through the many reinventions of Steve Martin. His work is worthy of admiration, as is his willingness to open his life and reveal the hard work and dedication that goes on behind the curtain.

The film will be on Apple TV+ on March 29th.

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SLEEPING DOGS (2024)

March 21, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. It’s easy to forget that Russell Crowe was once Oscar nominated three years in a row, winning Best Actor for Ridley Scott’s epic, GLADIATOR (2000), and has probably deserved two or three additional nominations. His reputation has not won him many industry friends over the years, but to his credit, he keeps plugging away – some minor roles in big films, and some lead roles in smaller films. Crowe can still command the screen with his presence, even when the material is slight (see THE POPE’S EXORCIST, 2023).

This project from writer-director Adam Cooper (writer, EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS, 2014) and his frequent writing partner Bill Collage has been adapted from Eugen O. Chirovici’s 2017 novel, “The Book of Mirrors”. It’s Cooper’s directorial debut, and it’s entertaining enough, especially if one can avoid comparisons to other similar crime drama films, especially the classic MEMENTO (2000). In this one, Crowe stars as Roy Freeman, a former homicide detective who lost his badge after a drunk driving accident. He has recently undergone an experimental brain procedure designed to help him regain some of the memories Alzheimer’s has robbed him of. Roy’s apartment has notes posted everywhere. These notes remind him of his name, remind him of his shoe size, and remind him that his Hungry Man dinners are hot when they come out of the microwave. Turns out, it’s too late for a note to remind him not to put the TV remote in that same mircrowave.

A ten year old case he worked is brought up by a group looking to prevent an innocent man from being executed. Roy has no memory of the case, so he re-visits the files and tracks down his old partner, Jimmy Remis (played by Tommy Flanagan, in a reunion of GLADIATOR actors). What follows is a sufficiently intricate web of characters to keep us interested and guessing. The murder victim was Professor Wieder (Marton Csokas), and the usual suspects include his PTSD-suffering handyman Wayne Devereaux (Thomas M Wright), Wieder’s research assistant and lover Laura Baines (Karen Gillan, Nebula in the Marvel Universe), Laura’s other lover Richard Finn (Harry Greenwood) who is writing a book on the murder, and a couple other characters tossed in to knock Roy and us off track.

Flanagan and Csokas are two of my favorite character actors – both always bring something interesting to their roles, and here it’s Gillan’s Laura that seems to offer the most intrigue – changing names, locales, and personalities, all while publishing a book on a theory of how ‘bad’ memories can be replaced with good ones, or erased altogether (think of another classic film, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, 2004). Roy’s flashbacks are handled by quick spurts of moments that he struggles to assemble, which allows us to struggle right alongside him. Roy’s plight leaves us with the thought that it’s possible to find yourself, and not like what you see. Memory is obviously crucial to the story, and for a second-level crime thriller, there is enough here to keep us going until the conclusion.

In theaters beginning March 22, 2024

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CAROL DODA TOPLESS AT THE CONDOR (2024, doc)

March 21, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness.  Co-directors Marlo McKenzie and Jonathan Parker have teamed up for one of the most ‘revealing’ documentaries you’ll ever watch. OK, all I can do is try my best to minimize the use of puns and double entendre as the review progresses. But that won’t be easy as the filmmakers strip away the excess and serve up a bouncy peek at one of the more influential figures driving cultural change in San Francisco during the 1960’s.

Carol Doda became famous for more than two reasons. She was the first topless dancer in the Bay Area, and was so popular her name was a permanent fixture on the neon sign at the Condor Club in North Beach. Archival footage and photographs are used to take us back sixty years to 1964 when multiple battles were being fought: the Vietnam war, the Civil Rights Movement, and Feminism. The film uncovers Carol’s transition from spirited cocktail waitress to featured stage go-go dancer to, ultimately, the main attraction. She would make her much-anticipated entrance as a baby grand piano descended from the ceiling, slowly revealing a topless Carol Doda dancing on the instrument.  She was truly a popular tourist attracting in San Francisco, second only to the Golden Gate Bridge.

Interviews are conducted with surviving dancers, staff, and club owners. The admiration these folks have for Carol is impressive. Her mounds of courage at being the first topless dancer is obvious, and her gut-feeling for what was entertaining demands respect. We see in her interviews just how lovely, charismatic, and playful she was – always with a quip about her assets. The filmmakers also tie in Carol and others to the dance and song inspired by “The Swim”, ultimately recorded by Bobby Freeman. We also get a history lesson on ‘the Monokini’, a topless swimsuit designed by Rudi Gernreich, as well as Carol’s acceptance of silicone injections. She viewed this as a marketing necessity as these took her from a 34B to a 44DD, allowing for a competitive advantage. The 1964 Republican Convention at the Cow Palace featuring Barry Goldwater is discussed, as are Condor Club regulars such as Liberace and Walter Cronkite, and Carol’s relationship with Frank Sinatra.

Historically speaking, prior to WWII, women’s legs (Betty Grable, Betty Boop) were featured as the sexual attraction for men, while afterwards, attention shifted a bit higher thanks to Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and others. It was Carol Doda who capitalized on this trend with her live performances. We learn of the influence of her manager, Davey Rosenberg, and how, as they do, times shifted yet again, causing Carol to adapt to the times (bottomless), even as she aged. Very little of Carol’s personal life is covered here, though most admit they found her to be a bit of a loner, focused mostly on her career. I was a bit disappointed that Carol’s appearance in Bob Rafelson’s movie with The Monkees, HEAD (1968) wasn’t mentioned, but overall this is anything but a bust … instead a worthy history lesson and a lovely tribute to a woman who made her own way, despite the backlash from the feminist movement – those who should have been applauding her entrepreneurial spirit.

Opening in limited theaters on March 22, 2024 and expanding to more cities on March 29.

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OSCARS 2024 recap

March 13, 2024

OSCARS 2024 recap

The year of “Barbenheimer” concluded with one of the best and best-paced Oscars ceremonies in recent history. Of course, there were ups and downs … even an awkward Best Picture finale (which isn’t far off from becoming a tradition). Despite the bumps, the show served up plenty of entertainment for movie lovers and very few surprises for followers of the awards circuit.

Talk show host (and overall nasty comedian) Jimmy Kimmel returned as emcee, and his opening monologue set the tone with very little political commentary (other than his support of industry unions) – an approach that most presenters and winners maintained throughout, with only a couple of exceptions. The ceremony was what it should be: a celebration of the year in movies. And as my “Best of 2023” showed, it was an excellent year for a wide variety of film genres.

My favorite movie of the year, OPPENHEIMER, was the night’s big winner with 7 Oscars, including Best Picture. Christopher Nolan’s film is quite an achievement, juggling history, a deep roster of actors, and an era that now seems foreign to most people under 40. However, this film is only half of the “Barbenheimer” label, and the BARBIE faction delivered the showstopper thanks to sparkly pink suit attired Ryan Gosling and his rousing “I’m Just Ken”. It was the kind of spectacle and audience participation moment that will go down in Oscars lore.

There were plenty of other moments worth mentioning. How about Robert DeNiro and Jodie Foster both being nominated again – just like in 1976 (48 years ago for TAXI DRIVER)? Best actress nominee Sandra Huller starred in two foreign language films that were both nominated for Best Features this year. The Academy made the absolutely brilliant decision to replace clips of each acting nominee with a short tribute given live by a previous winner in the category. Let’s hope this tradition is back to stay as it lends an air of intimacy and professionalism. The evening’s first announced winner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph (THE HOLDOVERS), had one of the most heartfelt and emotional responses one will ever witness at an awards show. Hands down, my two favorite scripts of the year won both writing categories, Original (ANATOMY OF A FALL) and Adapted (AMERICAN FICTION). Billie Eilish and her brother and co-writer Finneas O’Connell gave a nice performance (with Barbie pink backlighting) of their nominated and ultimately winning song, “What was I Made For?”.

Comedy kicked in when nominees Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling offered a tribute to Stunt performers in the form of a competitive rivalry between OPPENHEIMER and BARBIE (their two movies). Two other comedy bits also stood out, one for falling so flat. Presenters Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer pushed an unfunny gag based on Chippendale/Chip ‘n Dale, while John Cena nailed it in his faux-streaker bit. In a touching moment with a comedy background, Robert Downey Jr became the first former “Saturday Night Live” cast member to win an acting Oscar, and his long-overdue recognition reinforced his real-life comeback (thus overshadowing Jimmy Kimmel’s went-too-far monologue attack). The show ended with three of the final four “big” awards going to OPPENHEIMER (Actor, the humble Cillian Murphy; Director, the brilliant Christopher Nolan; and Best Picture). The extraordinary performance Emma Stone gave in POOR THINGS was justly rewarded with the Best Actress award.

As for surprises, I missed out on two winners in my predictions. In the Special Effects category, GODZILLA MINUS ONE bested my pick MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – DEAD RECKONING PART ONE, and for Cinematography, Hoyte Van Hoytema (OPPENHEIMER) edged out my choice, Rodrigo Prieto (KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON).  The latter film, directed by Martin Scorsese, was shut out despite ten nominations, (remarkably) making it the esteemed filmmaker’s third film to go O-for-10 at Oscar. Many expected Lily Gladstone to take home the award for Best Actress in a Leading Role, and as important has her performance was to the film, I remain solid in my belief that Emma Stone’s Oscar-winning performance was transformative and will stand the test of time. 

Overall, I would rate the presentation as pretty darn good, and fitting for a year that featured so many fine films (and, perhaps not coincidentally, so few superhero movies). TV ratings were up, and we hope the Academy can actually stimulate some box office action, rather than exist for the sole purpose of critical bashing. And yes, acting legend Al Pacino gave us a near-MOONLIGHTING disaster as he skipped the listing of nominees and just blurted out “Oppenheimer” to end things. This is one trending tradition that could be skipped and no one outside of the media would mind.

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LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024)

March 12, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. The first feature film from writer-director Rose Glass was delayed almost two years due to COVID, but when SAINT MAUD hit in 2021, we knew immediately she was a filmmaker to watch. Along comes her second feature, co-written with Weronika Tofilska, and as a rare lesbian neo-noir, it’s sexy and violent and stylishly filmed … confirming Glass as one to follow.

To ensure that every viewer knows that glitz and glamour will not be featured, we are introduced to Lou (Kristen Stewart) as her gloved hand is elbow deep in a clogged toilet at the gym she manages. The gym is filled with sweaty bodies pumping iron, and Lou looks on mostly disinterested, save for gym rat Daisy (Anna Baryshnikov, Misha’s daughter) who is obsessed with Lou thanks to their previous amorous interactions. Though Daisy is smitten, Lou is clearly disinterested, while being as nice as possible. As one lonely heart looking for love, Lou’s eyes light up when she spots drifter Jackie (Katy O’Brian, “The Mandalorian”) working out one evening. Jackie is making her way to Las Vegas to compete in a bodybuilding competition, and she and Lou hit it off that first night.

The film is set in the late 1980’s in some nowhere town in New Mexico, where nefarious doings are the only path to survival. In fact, the most nefarious of the bunch is Lou’s father, Lou Sr (Ed Harris). Sporting shoulder length hair that gives him a “Tales from the Crypt” aura, Lou Sr runs a shooting range, while also running guns across the border, and in an unusual choice for a hobby, he collects live bugs. As the local crime lord, Lou Sr has a favorite spot for dumping the bodies of those who cross him.

One other local scumbag on display here is JJ (Dave Franco), husband to Lou’s sister Beth (the great Jena Malone). JJ is a world class wife-beater and the source of much angst for Lou … this despite Beth’s constant willingness to forgive her husband, due to her fear of being alone. JJ is the lowest form of life, and when he puts Beth in the hospital, it sends Lou into emotional turmoil, which in turn forces her new lover Jackie to turn She-Hulk, and flash the dark side from her past.

Just about anything that can go wrong for these folks, does. It’s an endless stream of bad luck, bad decisions, and just plain bad; however, it’s mesmerizing to watch. We see a four-way battle: guns versus muscles versus love versus inner-strength. Some characters get what they deserve, while others just wallow in the mess. Daisy shows she is not as ditzy as she seems once she gains leverage, yet she also proves she’s not as clever as she thinks.

The performances here are quite fun to watch – Stewart, (especially) O’Brian, Harris, Baryshnikov, and Malone are all superb, and bring heft to an already creative and heavy-duty story. The score from Clint Mansell is a perfect fit, and Rose Glass’s film bears a slight tonal resemblance to the Coen Brothers’ classic BLOOD SIMPLE (1984). As in that one, the characters here often zig when we assume they will zag, and though the final act likely jumps the shark for some viewers, there is so much good here, that it prepares us for Glass’s future visions.

In theaters beginning March 15, 2024

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AMERICAN DREAMER (2024)

March 7, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Owning a home remains the American Dream, and being unrealistic about the topic makes one an American Dreamer. The first few scenes of the film make it obvious that American Dreamer is not just the title of Dr. Phil Loder’s in-progress novel, but also a term that describes him. This is Paul Dektor’s directorial debut, and the script is co-written by Theodore Melfi (HIDDEN FIGURES 2016, ST VINCENT 2014) and Christopher Wehner. It’s loosely based on a true story.

Phil (Peter Dinklage) is an adjunct college professor who dreams of purchasing one of the multi-million-dollar mansions in the market. Inexplicably, he often crashes the open houses on these properties, or has his friend Dell schedule a viewing appointment. It’s inexplicable because Phil earns less than $50k per year.  Dell (1980’s heartthrob Matt Dillon) is a smug high-producing realtor, and we never quite understand the bond between he and Phil. They are like oil(y) and vinegar, and Dell cuts to the quick when he tells Phil, “You’re a dreamer, not a doer.” (Just in case every single viewer hasn’t quickly figured that out)

We’ve all heard the adage: if it’s too good to be true, it probably is. Well, Phil proceeds to learn this lesson over and over … whether it’s through a real estate deal or the attraction of a beautiful woman. When Phil stumbles on an ad (in the classifieds section, no less), he has Dell check it out. The “deal” is for $240k, Phil can buy one of the spectacular mansions he’s been dreaming of. The catch? He must accept a “live-in” – the current owner, an elderly woman who Dell describes as “actively dying”. Phil is confined to a small, run-down apartment on the property “til she croaks”.

Of course, like Doc Holiday in TOMBSTONE, the elderly woman wasn’t quite as sick as she made out. Astrid Fanelli (Oscar winner Shirley MacLaine) intends to hold Phil to the agreement which includes his paying upkeep, repairs, and property taxes. This is just one of the pieces that is never explained and makes zero sense. It’s clear, these two will go one of two ways – either fight like proverbial cats and dogs, or become close friends.

Phil teaches a class in cultural economics, and the first question he asks his class is, “What do we need to be happy?”. Similar to the novel he’s writing, there is a “we see right through you” element to the autobiographical account of Phil’s own thoughts and dreams (including a fantasy relationship with twin beauties). Bottom line, Phil is not a likable guy, especially after liquidating his retirement fund and selling his personal belongings to get this “deal” (Phil is later seen packing up a U-Haul, though we never see him buy anything after liquidation of his assets).

Supporting work is by Danny Pudi (“Community”) as Phil’s supervisor, Michelle Mylett (“Letterkenney”) as Phil’s amorous student, Kimberly Quinn (HIDDEN FIGURES, 2016) as Astrid’s lawyer “daughter” and yet another with amorous intentions (though conflicted) towards Phil, and Danny Glover (at 78, not getting too old for this “stuff”) as a Private Investigator. The film belongs to Mr. Dinklage and Ms. MacLaine, and they do all they can with the material, expertly generating some terrific scenes … scenes that too often get crushed by the weight of other scenes and subplots that make little sense. Beyond that, though no one should be pleased with how the characters of Maggie and Claire are written, the film is certainly watchable, even with a weak ending.

In select theaters and OnDemand beginning March 8, 2024

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ACCIDENTAL TEXAN (2024)

March 7, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Life in west Texas can be harsh. There is nothing romantic or picturesque about the land … unless you are one of the lucky land/lease owners who have become rich by striking oil. Complementing his long career in the art departments of some massive blockbusters, Mark Lambert Bristol directs his second feature film from a script Julie B Denny, adapted from the 1999 novel “Chocolate Lizards” by Cole Thompson.

Former Harvard student Erwin Vandeveer (Rudy Pankow, who I also saw in 5LBS OF PRESSURE this week) has just gotten his big break as an actor. He hits the road for the drive from Los Angeles to New Orleans, and is awed by having his name on a set trailer. Now, we’ve all had some jerk ruin the moment during a movie by checking a cell phone, but you’ve never seen it happen to the extreme that Erwin experiences when his goes off during his first scene. It’s funny for us and devastating for him. On the trip home (after being fired from the movie), his Saab breaks down in Buffalo Gap, Texas. At the local diner run by Faye (Carrie-Anne Moss of THE MATRIX fame), oil driller Merle (Thomas Haden Church, SIDEWAYS, 2004) makes a deal with the desperate Erwin: Use his acting skills to impersonate a land man, and Merle will pay for the car repairs.

Erwin soon realizes Merle is every bit as desperate as he is. The bank is ready to foreclose on his rig, sending him into bankruptcy. His window is narrow to save his business, way of life, and pride. An unconventional (and not altogether above-board) collaboration with Erwin, is Merle’s last hope, as is a plot of land owned by local old codger Scheermeyer (Bruce Dern, at age 88, his 65 year career is still going strong). The age-old battle of the ‘little guy’ taking on the big and corrupt system is at play here, and the clock is ticking.

Most of this is easily predictable, yet the three lead actors work their magic to ensure we remain on board and engaged. Thomas Haden Church is especially effective here, though we do wish Carrie-Anne Moss was given more to do. The ending is pretty hokey, and has a “sports movie” feel … you know, last second Touchdown, game winning Home Run, or buzzer-beater basket. Still, we all can appreciate a feel-good story, and a reminder that when folks are at their lowest point, sometimes it only takes a helping hand from a neighbor, or even a stranger, to pick them back up.

In theaters beginning March 8, 2024

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5LBS OF PRESSURE (2024)

March 7, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. With a setting in the Red Hook neighborhood of Brooklyn (though filmed in Manchester, UK), writer-director Phil Allocco has adapted his own 2005 short film THE MIRROR into a gritty and violent feature length crime thriller. For fans of the genre, there is enough here to make it worth watching.

Luke Evans stars as Adam, recently paroled after committing murder 16 years prior. He is 5 years clean, and against all better judgment, he returns to his old neighborhood. Why would he make this choice? Well, he hopes to reconcile with his ex, Donna (Stephanie Leonidas, “American Gothic”) and get to know his grown son, Jimmy (Rudy Pankow, who I also watched this week in ACCIDENTAL TEXAN). Donna not only rebuffs Adam’s attempts to re-connect, but she begs him to stay away from Jimmy, who she desperately wants to prevent from falling into Adam’s old ways. No one seems to believe Adam has turned over a new leaf, and the only job he can secure is as bartender at a dumpy pub called The Mirror.

Allocco begins the movie with an exterior shot of The Mirror Bar where we see and hear gunshots. We then flash back to four days earlier with Adam’s parole. The question the opening scene leaves us with is – who is on the wrong end of those gunshots? Slowly (sometimes too slowly) the players in the hood come into focus. Mike (Rory Culkin, the underrated COLUMBUS, 2017) is a rocker wannabe spending his time running risky errands for his Uncle Leff (Alex Pettyfer, MAGIC MIKE, 2012), a drugs and gun dealer who, after his sister’s OD, promised to look after her son despite having little faith in him. Mike’s friend Eli (Zac Adams) was a witness to his older brother getting shot by Adam all those years ago … and he remains filled with anger and bitterness. That bitterness shows in how he treats his girlfriend Lori (Savannah Steyn), who mostly just wants a change of locale. Other players here include bad guy ER (Gary McDonald) and Adam’s PO played by Julee Cerda.

If you are thinking that’s a lot of players in a story about an ex-con, you’d be right. Adam’s story is at the center, but there are so many other things being affected by both his presence and the violent nature of street crime, that we feel like we are being introduced to loser after loser. The weight of the past is always hovering, and the themes of crime, revenge, forgiveness, and a desire for a fresh start, all lead to the vicious and endless cycle we’ve come to expect from these movies. We learn what the title refers to, and how art can act as a bonding agent if given a chance. Adam and Mike are the film’s most interesting characters, yet most of the others get a bit shortchanged.

Opening in theaters, on digital and OnDemand beginning March 8, 2024

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RICKY STANICKY (2024)

March 7, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Honesty is the best policy. At least that’s the lesson we were taught growing up. What we learn as we get older is that very few adhere consistently to that policy, and in fact, many pride themselves on an ability to mislead. On “Seinfeld”, George Costanza stated quite succinctly, “It’s not a lie if you believe it.” Sadly, far too many are able to believe the web of lies they spread. But then, this film is from writer/director/producer Peter Farrelly, a double Oscar winner for GREEN BOOK (2020), and best known for the zany comedies he co-directed with his brother Bobby, including DUMB AND DUMBER (1994) and THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (1998). If any filmmaker can make lying funny, it should be a Farrelly brother.

The film starts where it should … by showing us the childhood prank that led to the recurring lie. It’s Halloween night and three buddies decide to prank the house that never gives out candy. The prank goes terribly wrong, and the imaginary Ricky Stanicky gets blamed, allowing our three young heroes to escape their first mess and setting the stage for 20 years of alibis. As adults, Dean (Zac Efron, fresh off his superb turn in THE IRON CLAW), JT (Andrew Santino), and Wes (Jermaine Fowler) continue to use their make-believe friend as a reason to take yet another boys’ trip away from wives and partners and jobs and responsibilities. To ensure their stories stay straight, the men update “the bible”, which is a chronology of the Stanicky  lies they crafted over the years.

The latest Stanicky tall tale involves cancer and a trip to Atlantic City for a concert … a trip that allows JT to skip the baby shower his wife has planned. Circumstances being what they are, the trip is cut short, but before they leave, their paths cross with a hard-raunch celebrity impersonator with the stage name Rock Hard Rod (John Cena).  Soon, the boys are calling Rod to play the role of Ricky Stanicky so that friends and family can meet the legend in the flesh. The rest of the movie involves the sometimes hilarious, sometimes not, shenanigans of Rod becoming Ricky Stanicky. As with most lies, things get more complicated and convoluted with each passing moment.

“The best friend we never had” becomes a complex challenge that threatens to ruin all relationships and careers. William H Macy plays Summerhayes, an old school businessman and boss to Dean and JT. Macy plays it straight here, but his ‘air guitar’ with an unfortunate Farrelly twist makes for a comical segment – as does Summerhayes’ evolving thoughts on Stanicky, who by this time, has charmed (and tricked) all whom he’s met and even cleverly overstepped at the Bris for JT’s baby. Dean’s wife Erin (Lex Scott Davis) is a reporter and sees Stanicky as her ticket to a better gig. It’s a bit sad that Ms. Davis has the only female role with any substance here.

Sir Walter Scott wisely commented, “Oh, what a tangled web we weave.” Director Farrelly, working with a throwback comedy script from too many writers to name here, manages to find the humor in serial dishonesty, while also pointing out that the above-mentioned web is almost certain to nab the perpetrator(s) in the end. Farrelly also manages to check most of the PC boxes, while also showering us with his trademark inappropriateness. However, it’s John Cena’s energetic performance that shines here and keeps the film clicking along after a somewhat slow start. Cena proves he can carry a comedy.

Available on Prime Video beginning March 7, 2024

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