WOMAN OF THE HOUR (2024)

October 17, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. As a lonely woman, being told you have the look of a model is a welcome compliment. As a runaway living on the streets, having a young man show an interest in you is a welcome development. As a single woman moving into an apartment and having a charming young man help move your furniture is a welcome occurrence. As a struggling actress, getting cast on a hit show is a welcome gig. What do all of these situations have in common? They feature vulnerable women who crossed paths with Rodney Alcala, an infamous serial rapist and murderer. This is the first feature film directed by uber-talented Anna Kendrick and it’s a doozy.

Director Kendrick also stars as Cheryl Bradshaw, the struggling actress whom we first meet in one of her endless rounds of auditions where she doesn’t get cast due to her physical appearance. It’s one of a series of misogynistic scenarios that play out in this film written by Ian MacDonald and based on the true story of evil Rodney Alcala (played here by Daniel Zovatto). The film is set mostly in the late 1970’s, although it bounces around a bit. We first see Alcala charming a woman in 1977 Wyoming by using his camera and photographic skills to instill a level of comfort and entice her into his car. Very little violence is shown on screen, but the aftermath is – leaving no doubt that Alcala is a monster.

Beyond the murders, what made Rodney Alcala headline-famous, was his 1978 appearance on “The Dating Game”, a very popular TV show at the time (only we don’t get to hear the iconic theme song, and there’s no kiss thrown at the end). By pure coincidence, the bachelorette questioning the three bachelors that day was Cheryl Bradshaw. As the host of the show, Ed Burke (not Jim Lange, played by Tony Hale) adds to the misogyny of the times, while the hair and make-up ladies quietly cheer on Cheryl as she re-writes the second half questions exposing her level of frustration at playing an item of desire for three men. With no shortage of creepy or horrific moments, the film’s best sequence involves Cheryl and Alcala walking through a poorly lit parking lot after an excessively awkward post-show drink. This sequence alone proves Ms. Kendrick’s mettle as a filmmaker – the tension is nearly unbearable.

Rather than a straightforward re-telling of a psychopath’s tales from the 1970’s, the film adds layers by reminding us of what women faced in that era – from subtle lack of value to outright abuse and constant concern for their safety. Even Cheryl’s interactions with her neighbor (Pete Holmes) displays challenges faced in ordinary settings. The 1979 San Gabriel segment with the runaway (Autumn Best) is both true and chilling, and yet further proof of how much leeway an educated white guy like Alcala could get away with (he had been previously questioned by police in 1977). If somehow you reach the end of the film and aren’t totally sickened by Rodney Alcala, just try and keep it together while reading the last few slides regarding his trail of destruction – and just how courageous that final runaway proved to be.

Premieres on Netflix on October 18, 2024

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MONSTER SUMMER (2024)

October 3, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. A fun-filled film meant only to entertain is always welcome. Traditionally these show up during the summer months, but timing this one closer to Halloween makes complete sense. Written by Bryan Schulz (the grandson of the late Peanuts creator Charles Schulz) and Cornelius Uliano (his collaborator on THE PEANUTS MOVIE, 2015), the film is directed by David Henrie, best known for his role in “How I Met Your Mother”.  It’s his first feature film gaining distribution, and it doesn’t disappoint.

It’s 1997 on Martha’s Vineyard (although it’s filmed in Southport, North Carolina) and budding journalist Noah (Mason Thames, THE BLACK PHONE, 2021) is desperately trying to follow in his recently deceased father’s footsteps. However, the local newspaper editor (Kevin James) wants nothing to do with the kid’s ideas. Noah suspects an evil presence in town at just about the same time Miss Halverson (Lorraine Bracco, “The Sopranos”) arrives for an extended stay at the B&B run by Noah’s mother (Nora Zehetner, BRICK, 2005).

Not to give anything away, but witchy things start happening. Noah’s baseball teammate Ben (Noah Cottrell) is night-swimming with a lady friend (Lilah Pate), and a fright leaves him “with the lights on and no one home” (as it’s described). It’s summertime, so baseball is a recurring theme for Noah and his friends Eugene (Julian Lerner, the new “The Wonder Years”) and Sammy (Abby James Witherspoon), with familiar face Patrick Renna (THE SANDLOT) as the league umpire. The three friends begin their own investigation, but soon enough, Noah is on his own … at least until he joins forces with retired detective Gene (2-time Oscar winner Mel Gibson). Gene has long been the subject of local rumors and mostly keeps to himself; but Noah’s work piques his interest, and the two share a form of grief.

Bits and pieces of IT (2017), THE GOONIES (1995), and more recently, “Stranger Things” all play a role, and we have references to Mulder and Scully from “The X-Files”, as well as a nostalgic feel that gives this more the feel of a childhood adventure than a true horror story. However, the creep factor is strong enough to earn the PG-13 rating. It should also be noted that Mel Gibson has been ‘canceled’ in some circles, yet he brings the necessary gravitas to elevate the film. It also seems safe to predict that young Mason Thames has a nice acting career ahead of him. Stories revolving around neighborhood legends and myths are quite common, and this one chooses to blend the supernatural with local police cases. So, if you are up for some cinematic fun times around Halloween, director David Henrie is all about treats, not tricks.

Opening in theaters on October 4, 2024

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WOLFS (2024)

September 26, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. George Clooney and Brad Pitt are both two-time Oscar winners and are both north of 60 years old now. This latest film from writer-director Jon Watts (three Spider-Man movies) seems to ask the question: Are they still cool in a wise-cracking action movie star way? It’s been twenty-three years since the two long-time friends co-starred in the first (of 3) “Ocean’s” movies, and there is no doubt they were the epitome of cool then. But what about now?  And does it matter? The argument can be made that it does matter since so few non-superhero and non-comic book movies are capable of drawing big crowds to the theater these days. Unfortunately, this film won’t answer the question about drawing power, as a very limited one-week theatrical release will be followed by a run on Apple TV+.

The sound of shattering glass is followed by three F-words, the first dialogue we hear (and also the last). It turns out, the local District Attorney (Amy Ryan, “The Office”) is justified in using the language as she finds herself in a luxury hotel room with an apparently dead, underwear-clad young man on the floor, and blood all over her clothes. Now, if you or I were in this situation, we would quickly surmise there is no way out. In contrast, a powerful politician has a phone number to call. Soon, George Clooney is at her door. He’s a “fixer” or “cleaner”, depending on your preferred nomenclature. He’s calm and cool (there’s that word again) under pressure, and claims to be the only one who can do what he does. This claim is soon shattered as Brad Pitt shows up – equally calm and cool (!) – disavowing Clooney’s ‘only’ claim. If not for the blood and the body, Amy Ryan might be just fine with Clooney and Pitt popping into her hotel room. But that “if” looms large.

Circumstances being what they are, the two lone ‘wolfs’ are forced to work together. Their rivalry is enhanced by the one-liners, facial gestures, and body language that stems from Clooney and Pitt knowing each other so well. Their mission is made abundantly clear once a bag with four bricks of heroin is found … just prior to the body on the floor springing back to life. What follows is a unique and extended (too long) chase scene through the city at night. It turns out the body/young man/kid (played well by Austin Abrams, PAPER TOWNS, “Euphoria”) adds to the complication for our two fixers … despite finding them quite cool (!).

This trio crosses paths with Poorna Jagannathan (“The Night Of”) playing a Chinatown doctor they can trust, Zlatko Buric playing a nasty Albanian mob boss, and Richard Kind as the Kid’s dad with a Sinatra fixation (in a clever scene). It’s entertaining to see the long-time friends playing on screen rivals – both with bad backs, reading glasses, and a shared bottle of Advil. They probably aren’t as witty (or cool) as they imagine, but filmmaker Watts uses their camaraderie as an asset (and also Sade’s “Smooth Operator”). You’ll notice a few tips of the cap to previous characters and films, including Butch and Sundance near the end. Although she’s uncredited, you’ll appreciate knowing that is Oscar winner Frances McDormand’s voice on the phone in an early scene. Overall, it’s decent entertainment while reminding us to “check the pulse.”

Premieres on Apple TV+ beginning September 27, 2024

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HAUNTED HEART (2024)

September 26, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. With any discussion or article about relationships these days, there is inevitably a mention of ‘red flags’ … warning signs in a potential partner that shouldn’t be ignored. Thanks to writer-director Fernando Trueba (BELLE EPOQUE 1992, CHICO & RITA 2009) and co-writer Rylend Grant, there is now a movie that offers clear examples of red flags for those who can’t manage to spot them without assistance.

Alex (Aida Folch) is a lovely young woman who can’t swim or speak Greek. So of course, she applies for a job at a restaurant on a Greek island. It’s a boutique joint, just opening, owned by Max (Matt Dillon). Alex is drawn to the mysterious Max. While she’s a carefree open book, he’s a tight-lipped private person. A local charmer and part of the staff, Chico (Juan Pablo Urrego) tells Alex, “Nobody knows Max.” Unfortunately, this doesn’t deter Alex and she continues to pursue her man.

One thing respected filmmaker Trueba gets right is the look of the film. Set in 2001, the Greek isle locale is breathtaking and the cinematography by Sergio Ivan Castano takes full advantage of the seaside setting, as well as the cute café and the cast of faces the cameras adore. Aida Folch has an initial likability that reminds me a bit of Valerie Kaprisky from BREATHLESS (1983), and Matt Dillon has been a big screen fixture for more than forty years. It’s really the material that lets us down here. The romance is never quite as romantic as we’d hope, and the suspenseful aspects never generate the tension that we’d prefer. Mostly we just keep asking, “What is Alex doing? Why doesn’t she bolt?” The aforementioned red flags are so obvious that the big reveal barely warrants a nod, and the finale is forced to go a bit over-the-top due to the unlikely actions of Alex. In spite of all that, the Greek isles are enticing.

In theaters and On Demand beginning September 27, 2024

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THE CRITIC (2024)

September 12, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. After the lukewarm reception at last year’s Toronto Film Festival, and complaints about the ending, director Anand Tucker (SHOPGIRL 2005, HILLARY AND JACKIE 1998) called the cast back for re-shoots. Oscar nominated writer Patrick Marber (NOTES ON A SCANDAL, 2006) adapted the 2015 novel, “Curtain Call”, by Anthony Quinn (a former film critic, not related to the two-time Oscar winner with the same name). Although I can’t comment on the original version, this one provides a bit of entertainment.

The famous saying, “Everyone is a critic”, holds true because everyone has an opinion (reminding us of yet another famous saying). However, this story takes place during a much different time. We are transported back to 1936 London where we find Jimmy Erskine (two-time Oscar nominee Sir Ian McKellen) is the powerful and feared theater critic for “The Daily Chronicle”. He’s arrogant and brusque, and super-talented with the twisting of words and turning of phrases. His reviews are eagerly awaited and can make or break a show or career – sometimes in a humiliating manner.

Erskine flaunts his ego like the cashmere scarf around his neck. He claims, for critics, “only the greats are remembered”, and he fully intends to be remembered. When the proprietor of the paper suddenly passes away, his stuffy son David Brooke (the always dependable Mark Strong) likes the idea of moving on from the old ways and creating a more contemporary publication. With 40 years of loyalty, Erskine is spared, despite his continued bashing of Brooke’s favorite stage actor, Nina Land (Gemma Arterton, TAMARA DREWE, 2010). Two things of consequence soon occur. First, Nina confronts Erskine to his face (a rare occurrence). Secondly, Erskine is fired after a public incident exposes the dark secrets of his life.

These two events lead Erskine to invoke a savage scheme of manipulation and deadly blackmail in hopes of regaining his job. This plan entices Nina to cut a deal with the proverbial devil. The film features a strong supporting cast, though most are unfortunately not given enough to do. Nina’s supportive mother is played by the always terrific Lesley Manville (Oscar nominated for PHANTOM THREAD, 2016); Alfred Enoch (the “Harry Potter” franchise) plays Tom Turner, Erskine’s live-in secretary; Nina’s lover Stephen is played by Ben Barnes (who has been off doing TV and music since 2014); Ramola Garai plays Stephen’s wife, while Beau Gadsdon and Claire Skinner also appear.

This is pre-WWII London and director Tucker offers nods to the times regarding homosexuality and racism, and even throws in a jab at fascism when Erskine bellows, “fascists come and go, but theater is forever.” Tucker also “treats” us to quite a sight: Sir Ian in the bathtub. This is certainly a story about ego and power, but also one of morality. Does talent afford privilege? Of course it did then, as it does now. But no amount of talent or ego should quash the good in people.

Opening in theaters on September 13, 2024

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HERE AFTER (2024)

September 12, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Screenwriter Sarah Conradt must think mothers possess superhero emotional strength, if we are to judge by her two most recent films – this one and MOTHER’S INSTINCT (also 2024). In this feature film directorial debut from long-time producer Robert Salerno, the mom is really put through the ringer – and we are right there with her.

Claire (Connie Britton, “Nashville”, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, 2004) beams proudly as her fifteen-year-old daughter, Robin (Freya Hannan-Mills), plays piano in church. Claire also rolls her eyes when her ex-husband/Robin’s dad (Giovanni Cirfiera) walks in as the performance nears conclusion. We learn Robin has been non-verbal since age 5, yet she’s a talented enough pianist to be invited to audition for conservatory.

Claire and Robin have a loving mother-daughter relationship, although Claire seems a bit overprotective at times. Things turn bonkers when Robin is involved in a horrible bicycle accident and is dead for 20 minutes before being miraculously resuscitated at the hospital. Claire is relieved her prayers were answered, however, as so often happens with ‘miracles’, there’s a catch. See, Robin can now speak. Only that’s not the catch. Claire begins to notice Robin’s personality is nothing like it was before the accident. Is this due to the trauma or something more sinister from beyond? I believe the film’s title provides a clue.

Religion is on display throughout the film and in many forms. Also on display is Connie Britton’s RWF (in contrast to RBF). Ms. Britton excels at a constantly ‘worried’ look, and is well cast to play the mother role in a film written by Sarah Conradt. Of course, we do discover why Claire has been carrying around all this guilt. It’s also the reason why Robin initially stopped talking at an early age. The final act works off of a tremendously interesting premise, and some will find the execution a bit too artsy for this type of movie, while others will appreciate the approach.

Opening in select theaters and on digital September 13, 2024

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CITY OF DREAMS (2024)

August 29, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. The mistreatment of kids is something that causes a physical reaction for me. It’s not just the intellectual and emotional effects – my entire body reacts by shifting into some mode that’s a cross between aggression, sickness, and denial. No matter how much we wish child trafficking wasn’t occurring, we know that it is … and reminders are crucial in keeping the awareness and discussions (and kids) alive. That’s the role of the first feature film from writer-director Mohit Ramchandani.

Jesus (Ari Lopez) is a young boy in Mexico dreaming of a future as a star soccer player. His mother died giving birth to him, and his father seizes the chance to let his son pursue his dreams in the “new world” by attending a soccer camp. Everything has been arranged by a shady, Mustang driving character who most of us would never trust. However, Jesus’s father is desperate for his son to have an opportunity for a better life.

A non-verbal Jesus is excited right up until he’s frightened. He’s dumped at a ragged house and led to the room lined with others of all ages who are slumped over sewing machines. This sweat shop is run by El Jefe (Alfredo Castro) and his foreman Cesar (Andres Delgado). To ensure we don’t miss the “sweat” shop label, the actors are often coated in absurdly giant beads of fake sweat. It’s the closest to comedy we get.

What occurs in the dark, dank world of sweat shops and child slave labor is portrayed here as indescribable misery. We see the long and unbearable working conditions of the kids, along with the harsh punishments that occur if one steps out of line. Elena (Renata Vaca) flirts with Jesus as teenagers do … until she’s whisked away and sold into child sex slavery. The only ray of hope we as viewers see is Officer Stevens (Jason Patric, an actor I erroneously predicted stardom for after watching THE LOST BOYS in 1987), a renegade local cop who senses criminal activity in the home, despite his superiors continually telling him to back off.

Inspired by a true story (actually too many similar stories), Ramchandani’s film portrays the disgusting side of migrant child labor, child slavery, sex slavery, human trafficking … whatever term you prefer. He tells us 12 million children have been victims of slavery.  There are also a couple of other interesting factors: the bad guys aren’t all Caucasian, greed is a driving force, and all involved (not just the kids) have dreams. El Jefe dreams of an acting career. We see Cesar studying his SAT prep book, and Jesus juggles visions of glory in soccer with nightmares of some evil tribal figure. The list of Executive Producers includes Tony Robbins, Linda Perry, and Thomas Jane. The brutal loss of childhood innocence is difficult to watch and concludes with a plea for action from young actor Ari Lopez.

In theaters August 30, 2024

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HOLLYSHORTS FILM FESTIVAL 2024

August 20, 2024

There are approximately 150 Oscar-qualifying festivals for short films each year, and the competition is always tough. So many filmmakers are looking to make their mark in short films, with many hoping to garner support for future feature-length films. Recognition is difficult to come by, although as one who watches dozens of short films each year, I find the quality of storytelling and filmmaking in this segment to be quite extraordinary.

Held in Hollywood, California, 2024 marks the 20th anniversary of the HollyShorts Film Festival, and as usual, the lineup was deep and diverse. I had limited viewing time this year, so my recap (including filmmakers’ names) is limited to the 16 (sixteen) Short Films I watched in 3 (three) categories: Dark Comedy, Comedy, and Thriller. Only one of the films I watched ended up a prize winner on the festival’s final day, but there’s not a dud in the bunch.

Dark Comedy

BATHROOM BREAK 9:49

Dave Canning

An unusual tale set in an office environment, where Ben locks himself in the bathroom stall to avoid attending a mandatory meeting. We’ve all been there … can’t bring ourselves to attend yet another meeting, no matter how hard our co-workers insist. This time Ben finds an unique way to escape.

OFFICE ROYALE 13:24

Sam Baron (director), Harry Kershaw and Chris Leask (co-writers)

Remember the standoff in Tarantino’s RESERVOIR DOGS? Well this one has quite the twist – an office environment where the boss finds his own way out, while pitting the staff workers against each other. Oh yeah, they are armed and the stakes are high. This one truly earns the ‘dark comedy’ designation.

SEE SAW  11:40

Matt Porter

A data breach or system hack is not an uncommon occurrence these days. What happens when a targeted attack mistakes an innocent guy over the corporate type with the same name? Upheaval in the poor guys life is painful to watch as it impacts all facets.

GOOD GRIEF 12:03

Megan Chumbley (director), Rachel Brunner (writer)

The dark comedy block of shorts wouldn’t be complete without an extreme family drama entry. A death in the family brings everyone together, and it’s not a pretty sight. An airing of grievances that would fit any Festivus celebration shows how a small thing (pronunciation of a name) can be important to some. We do end on an emotional point.

Comedy

BAD DRIVER 6:16

Antonia Grilikhes- Lasky

This is short even for a short, but the twist is worth a laugh … and we need it after the lady behind the wheel recounts her story with a certain guy in excruciating detail. I enjoyed the punchline.

PEE PEE PLATTER 11:00

Jon Conklin

“Revenge ain’t got a shelf life.” That’s the life philosophy of a kitchen worker to a waiter who is confronting his childhood bully while waiting tables. As these things so often progress, we find a pissing contest between the two emotionally-stunted adults. And this time it’s literal.

GOLDEN CHILD  10:07

Hannah Levin (also stars as Lulu)

This one constituted a streak of two films where urine plays a crucial role … as does revenge. Avenging childhood drama is never easy, yet often satisfying. Familiar face Gillian Vigman appears as one who doesn’t much appreciate Lulu’s plan of attack.

LIBBI’S TRYING 9:53

Andrew Carter

Breaking into acting is difficult and sometimes emotionally draining. Divorce, especially when a kid is involved is also both of those things. Libbi is trying to juggle both, even taking her young one on an audacious audition.

DEEP TISH 13:35

David Paige

This film won ‘Best Comedy” at the festival, and it blends the add-on of a deep tissue massage with the difficulty of matching for a first date in Los Angeles. Creative and odd … a good choice for an award.

KNEAD 11:30

Timothy Michael Cooper

First film I’ve seen that includes pastry school in Paris with an invasion by extraterrestrial slugs. It helps to keep in mind that “need” is a synonym of “knead”.

Thriller

RAPT 11:50

Margot Budzynq (writer-director), Christian Tasiopoulos (co-writer)

An even more bizarre acting audition plays out here for Thea, as she takes on the pressure required for admission into an elite acting program run by Marc Menchaca (“Ozark”). The surreal proceedings are mind-bending, and it ends with The Everly Brothers’ “Little Hollywood Girls”.

HOME SAFE 8:36

Alison Winter

It’s impossible for a man to truly comprehend what a woman must go through traveling alone at night through the city. Danger is always lurking This film creates some of that tension by showing a young woman riding the metro solo after an evening with her friends.

WEIGHT 10:01

Stefan Dezil                

It’s frightening when a bad marriage turns worse. It’s a creative look at the relentless emotional burdens when things take a wrong turn, especially if an evil spirit may be present. You only think the bad news is your weight on the bathroom scale.

BORDOVASCA 11:21

Giuseppe Zampella

A beautiful sunny day in Italy finds a family on an outing at a local swimming pool. A father and daughter banter back and forth on the young girl’s hesitancy to complete a head-first dive. Quickly, their playful manner goes terribly wrong.

STILL 11:53

Rakefet Abergel

Opening on a woman holding a dirty baby, the film then jumps into the mental anguish and chaos that can accompany a traumatic event. Visions, voices, doubts, and guilt are on display, and at the end, the “in loving memory” tribute makes quite an impact.

A MATTER OF MINUTES 11:34

Hannah Beach (director), Phoebe Campbell-Harris (writer)

EpiPens … when you need it, every moment matters. A girl is attending a house party with her friend, and as happens too frequently, peer pressure kicks in followed almost immediately by pure panic. The “Based on True Events” opening banner makes this all the more stressful.


SKINCARE (2024)

August 15, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Billed as “a fictional story inspired by true events”, the film pretty obviously draws from the 2014 case where aesthetician Dawn DaLouise was accused of plotting the murder of rival Gabriel Suarez. This is the first feature film from music video director Austin Peters, who co-wrote the script with Sam Freilich and Deering Regan (all first-time screenwriters). Although there is some entertainment value here, the inexperience of the filmmakers shines through, leaving us wishing for a bit more heft.

The very talented Elizabeth Banks stars as Hope Goldman. It’s 2013 Los Angeles, and after a year of treating the stars to facials, Hope is on the verge of rolling out her own line of facial products. Her financial backer has recently deserted her, causing stress … but nothing like the stress Hope is about to experience.

A lot happens very fast. Hope tapes a segment for a local TV talk show hosted by Nathan Fillion. Angel (Luis Gerardo Mendez) opens an anti-aging salon directly across from Hope’s shop. One of her clients introduces her to Jordan (Lewis Pullman), a Life Coach who has just moved to town. Hope’s assistant, Marine (Michaela Jae Rodriguez), acts as her assistant and ‘publicity manager’, and reacts as strongly as Hope when a vicious online hack attack goes beyond the business and into the realm of personal, jeopardizing the business and Hope’s reputation.

The supporting cast includes John Billingsley, Wendie Malick, Ella Balinska, and Jesse Salor, and we can’t help but notice the too-frequent segments featuring over-the-top acting … perhaps in an effort to spice up the messy story. There is a definite 1980’s cable movie vibe to this one, exacerbated by the overbearing music employed to heighten tension. We recognize the themes here with Ms. Banks’ character frantically grasping for fame, protecting her reputation, and fearing her dreams may be shattered – all while believing a rival is sabotaging her. Of course, we know early on what’s happening, and it’s frustrating when a smart businesswoman is so oblivious. There is enough to watch here, but it certainly needed more to be the thriller it wants to be.

Opening in theaters August 16, 2024

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TWISTERS (2024)

July 18, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Those that have lived through one often describe it as sounding like the roar of a freight train. Of course, they are referring to a devastating tornado … or “twister”. Oscar nominated director Lee Isaac Chung (MINARI, 2020) and writers Mark L Smith and Joseph Kosinski take on the follow up to Jan de Bont’s fan favorite TWISTER (1996). The earlier film featured a screenplay from renowned writer (the late) Michael Crichton and his then-wife Anne-Marie Martin, and the cast included the late Bill Paxton, the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Helen Hunt, Cary Elwes, and Lois Smith.  In that one, we learned Aunt Meg’s gravy is a food group, and are left with the memorable line, “We got cows”.

Chung’s opening sequence is frenetic and powerful … just as we’d hope and expect. Oklahoman Kate Carter (Daisy Edgar-Jones, WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING, 2022) is leading her team dangerously close to a tornado so that she might obtain enough data to earn the grant needed to keep her dream alive. Hers is a dream of affecting tornadoes in such a way to minimize their power, and thereby minimize the death and destruction. The team is young and smart and passionate; however, they pay the price for the unpredictability of the same storms they are chasing and studying.

Five years later, we find Kate stuck in a NYC cubicle as a bullpen meteorologist. She’s given up on her dream of minimizing the effects of tornadoes. Well, at least until her old storm chasing teammate Javi (Anthony Ramos) shows up with a funded and credentialed team. All they need is Kate’s extraordinary ability to read storms so they can realize the dreams they had years ago.

Once in Oklahoma, Kate realizes that storm chasing is now entertainment for locals, and a social media ego trip for root’n toot’n cowboy Tyler Owens (Glen Powell, who has seemingly appeared in every single movie over the past two years, including TOP GUN: MAVERICK, 2022). Owens is a cult figure with one million followers as he broadcasts live while creating a spectacle in the storm. Soon enough we and Kate (although she’s a bit slow on the uptake) figure out that Javi’s well-funded team, including snooty MIT grad Scott (future SUPERMAN David Corenswet) is not what it seems (rich guys are evil), and of course, neither is Tyler Owens (there’s a tender heart buried in that ego).

The storm effects here are quite stunning. We feel the power and danger. It’s a remarkable technical achievement. Admittedly, this is a wild and fun ride … one filled with tense action and breathtaking visuals. On the other hand, most of the non-storm parts didn’t work for me, often dipping into a cheesy level. Daisy Edgar-Jones comes across as an Anne Hathaway knock-off, while Glen Powell re-deploys his 1970’s Burt Reynolds imitation filled with grins, smirks, struts, and self-satisfying charm. Both actors are lovely to look at, however, the connection comes across as fabricated. The character interactions and story depth stand in contrast to the original, and it’s impossible to avoid comparison.

Director Lee Isaac Chung last delivered a beautiful film with MINARI. In my review of that film, I called it “gentle story grounded in realism”. Obviously, his latest film was never meant to be that, but it’s a shame some of that couldn’t have been captured here. Perhaps the easiest way for me to explain this is by noting the similar feelings I had for the recent ROAD HOUSE remake of the 1989 original. Both of these new versions have exaggerated characters and hyper-action scenes. On the bright side, this difference is likely one that will only bother me and a few others, as I expect TWISTERS will be a massive late summer hit and one most will find thoroughly entertaining … despite replacing cows with chickens.

Opening in theaters on July 19, 2024

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