DANGEROUS ANIMALS (2025)

June 6, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. I’ll admit to being braced for a low-budget horror movie that would have more in common with SHARKNADO than JAWS. This genre film from director Sean Byrne and screenwriter Nick Lepard is neither of those films, but certainly holds its own as terror on the open sea.

The extended pre-credit opening sequence tells us all we need to know about Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, 2013). He’s a survivor of a childhood shark attack and his scars led to his obsession with the creatures – running a tour boat for those who want to get up close and personal with sharks (while in a cage, of course). Athletic and adventurous Greg (Liam Greinke) coaxes his meek and timid girlfriend Heather (Ella Newton, “Harrow”) onto the boat and into the cage. It turns out her hesitancy would have been better served as Tucker’s rugged charm quickly turns quite sinister.

Independent surfer, Zephyr (Dallas’ own Hassie Harrison, “Yellowstone”) crosses paths with Real Estate dude Moses (Josh Heuston, “Heartbreak High”) and the two exchange banter that certainly qualifies as high-level flirtation … leading to the back of Zephyr’s van, and her eventual unannounced departure. It doesn’t take long before her evening of bliss turns into her being next in Tucker’s long line. It’s a line so long, he has a VHS tape library of all his conquests/victims. See, Tucker does more than just sing the “Baby Shark” song. He feeds his sadistic nature in a manner that I won’t detail here.

IFC and Shudder films have teamed up to deliver a surprisingly taut thriller from an absurd premise thanks to Jai Courtney not overplaying a villainous role that could easily be over-the-top, and Hassie Harrison playing a believably tough woman fighting for survival. When Tucker first says, “No one even knows you’re here”, we recognize that we are in for a ride. This is director Sean Byrne’s first movie in ten years (THE DEVIL’S CANDY, 2015), and the first to include two versions of the “Ooby Dooby” song by Teen Jesus and CCR. For lovers of this genre, just know that the money shot is worth the wait.

Opening in theaters on June 6, 2025

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MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING (2025)

May 26, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. The eighth and (supposedly) final entry in a fantastic action film franchise that began in 1996 may not be the best of the bunch, yet it’s a mostly satisfying farewell to Ethan Hunt and his team of world-savers. Making his fourth stint as a writer-director for the latest “MI”, Oscar winner Christopher McQuarrie blends new danger and stunning action sequences with admirable (if not a few too many) tributes and nods to the past films and characters (including villains).

Of course, none of this would be possible without the freak-of-nature we know as Tom Cruise. Something I’ve said and written many times before – Mr. Cruise was not only born to play the role of Ethan Hunt, through the years he has definitively made it his own. What has allowed most of these films to work is a combination of thrilling escapades required to prevent a catastrophe, and the tongue-in-cheek tone designed to let the audience off the hook in recognizing the audacity of the whole thing. Unfortunately, this one omits the clever banter and instead goes with a couple of wise cracks that lack the effect.

For anyone who is a bit concerned about the future impact of Artificial Intelligence, “The Entity” is the real villain in this one, and it’s likely to spook you a bit more about the unknown and untapped power. Although Esai Morales returns as bad guy Gabriel, the true danger of global destruction comes courtesy of AI and its ability to take over control of all nuclear weapons on the planet. Only Ethan Hunt (should he choose to accept) and his team can stop this from happening, and if they do, it’s very likely those heroics will be last-second and towards the end of the 169-minute runtime … and after numerous action sequences that leave us breathless.

There are two truly stunning action/stunt sequences that feature Cruise at his most daring and a filmmaking team at its most technically advanced. The second of the two sequences, and the one getting the most attention is the aerial battle between two vibrantly-colored vintage biplanes. Now that description would be cool enough for most movies, but not for this franchise and certainly not for Cruise. Here, he climbs around the wing as one plane is airborne so he can take over the pilot’s seat. Again, that would be an incredible feat for anyone, but it barely scratches an itch for this guy. Instead, he then makes his way from one airborne plane to other airborne plane so that he can then fight THAT pilot (Gabriel) … and he must do so while executing another task that is required to save the world.

Yes, that aerial sequence is breathtaking and deserves accolades, yet it’s the ‘other’ huge action sequence that left me wide-eyed and clutching the armrests. Watching Ethan Hunt deep dive into frigid ocean waters to a long-ago sunken submarine, and then navigating his way through the giant metal tube as it tumbles on the sea floor is nothing short of astonishing and jaw-dropping. It’s fantastic to watch and unlike anything previously seen on screen – including other submarine movies or underwater scenes.

In addition to Cruise and Morales, other returning players include Haylee Atwell as Grace, Simon Pegg as Benji, Pom Klementieff as Paris (an amazing character), and Henry Czerny as Kittiridge. Also returning is Ving Rhames as Luther … he and Cruise are the only two to appear in all eight MI films. Additions to the superb cast are Angela Bassett as the President, as well as Holt McCallamy, Janet McTeer, Nick Offerman, Shea Whigham, Greg Tarzan Davis, Tramell Tillman, and Hannah Waddingham. There is also a significant surprise appearance by another returner – one that I won’t spoil here. The final scene in Trafalgar Square comes across a bit corny, but let’s say they’ve earned the right.

Cruise’s courage and brilliance as Ethan Hunt are noted, while McQuarrie clearly has a love for the mission; and yet, we need to acknowledge the technical expertise brought by many, especially cinematographer Fraser Taggart and editor Eddie Hamilton. While this final entry might not be tops for the franchise, it’s yet another expertly crafted big budget film that delivers the thrills its audience expects. And for the price of a ticket, those two colossal action sequences combine with Lalo Schifrin’s timeless (and blood-pumping) theme song are tough to beat … make that impossible.

Playing nationwide in theaters

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FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (2025)

May 22, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. A filmmaker takes a risk by opening a movie with a frenetic and extended chase scene. This approach tends to announce that the action is more important than the story or characters … a message most filmmakers prefer not to convey. With his track record including SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998), I tend to give the benefit of doubt to every new Guy Ritchie-directed project. Most offer some heft and creativity, yet the disappointments are often amplified due to expectations. Working from a screenplay by James Vanderbilt, this one strives to be a blend of NATIONAL TREASURE and Indiana Jones, with Thor and Loki banter.

The opening chase scene here sets the stage for what this movie is … one long chase. It seems everyone is always chasing what Luke Purdue (John Krasinski, A QUIET PLACE, 2018) is after – whether that’s a particular Rembrandt painting or the mythical Fountain of Youth associated with explorer Ponce de Leon (though the legend dates back centuries more). For most of the movie, Luke and his team are being chased by an Asian gangster, a committed mercenary, and an agent from Interpol. Rather than the traditional meet-cute, we get a reconciliation of estranged siblings. Luke’s sister Charlotte (Oscar winner Natalie Portman, BLACK SWAN, 2010) is a museum curator and both were trained by their since-deceased archaeologist father.

Luke is the adventurous one in the mold of Indiana Jones, whereas Charlotte tries her best to live a safe life with her musical prodigy son – despite the in-process split with her husband. Many of the scenes are based on the contrast (and corresponding similarities) of this brother-sister duo. Esme (Eiza Gonzalez, BABY DRIVER, 2017) is the mysterious woman hot on Luke’s trail, while Inspector Abbas (Arian Moayed, “Succession”) is the Interpol agent who’s been tracking the art thefts for a long time. Luke’s crew includes Deb (Carmen Ejogo, SELMA, 2014) and Murphy (Laz Alonso, “The Boys”), and the quest is funded by billionaire Owen Carver (Domhnall Gleeson, General Hux in the Star Wars universe), who claims to be seeking the healing powers of the Fountain of Youth due to his terminal cancer.

There is an interesting early sequence that finds Luke and Charlotte scrounging for a lost painting aboard the sunken Lusitania. What makes this interesting is that Alfred G Vanderbilt did actually die in 1915 when the ship went down, and the screenplay for this film is written by his great grandson, James Vanderbilt. Unfortunately, it’s that screenplay that is a constant drag on the film. The dialogue is too often cringy while trying desperately to be clever and funny. Krasinski and Portman seem to realize this and overact while attempting to salvage some scenes. For mindless entertainment, there is certainly a place for adventure films with settings as breathtaking as the Austrian National Library and the Pyramids of Giza, yet it’s a shame that a more thoughtful and intelligent story wasn’t delivered.

The film will premiere globally on Apple TV+ on Friday, May 23, 2025

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SHARP CORNER (2025)

May 9, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Purchasing a home is often called ‘The American Dream.’ For Josh and Rachel, it’s even more special when their son, 6-year-old Max, refers to their new place as “a mansion”. Sometimes (especially in movies) dreams turn into nightmares, and that’s exactly what happens in this film from writer-director Jason Buxton (his first feature since his debut BLACKBIRD, 2012). Adapted from the short story by Russell Wangersky, this film is billed as a psychological thriller – which it is, yet it’s also an enigmatic character study.

Ben Foster (HELL OR HIGH WATER, 2018) plays Josh. Only this isn’t the Ben Foster we’ve come to expect. His usual high-intensity and simmering danger-on-edge is replaced by a mild-mannered man who is even a bit meek whether dealing with his wife or the new manager he once trained at work. Cobie Smulders (Maria Hill in the Marvel Universe) plays his wife Rachel, and their first night in the new house leads to one of the worst cases of coitus-interruptus in history. A car tire comes flying through the living room window just after the loud crash of a car hitting the tree in their front yard. The horrific wreck leaves a young man dead, and the family stunned.

As you might have guessed from the film’s title, their new home is located on a dangerous curve. The only warning sign for drivers is mostly blocked by overgrown vegetation. Josh’s reaction to the wreck amplifies his struggles at work, while also creating tension with Rachel. He wants to talk about it, and she wants to ignore it. A second wreck has Josh trying to comfort the driver. The wreck convinces Rachel it’s time to move, while it simultaneously convinces Josh he could have saved the man’s life. Clandestine CPR lessons follow, while family therapy exposes all we need to know.

Rather than a curve, Josh and Rachel come to a fork in the road … and take different paths. While Josh becomes obsessed with waiting for the next wreck so he can save a life. Rachel simply wants to protect herself and her son, and avoid the obsessed Josh. He’s a man who desperately wants to be a savior to strangers, when the best thing he could be is a father/husband. Foster’s performance is unlike anything we have seen from him, and it can’t help but make us feel uneasy. Director Buxton gives us an early sneak peek at the curve, but mostly we are confused as to why a speed bump or protective/reflective barrier hasn’t been installed. Sometimes a movie leaves us feeling like it should have been more interesting, more entertaining, … more something … than it was. Foster keeps us watching, yet the whole thing feels a bit hollow.

Opens in select theaters and VOD on May 9, 2025

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THE SURFER (2025)

May 1, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. There are a few actors who regularly take on roles that leave us hoping they are nothing like those characters in real life. Willem Dafoe comes to mind, but the president of that club would be Nicolas Cage. Over the last 18 years or so, no actor has more often regaled us with emotional and mental unraveling on screen. Keep in mind it’s been thirty years since he won his Oscar for LEAVING LAS VEGAS.

This time, it’s the second feature film from Lorcan Finnegan (VIVARIUM, 2018) that finds Cage’s titular character on a downward spiral. The script comes from Thomas Martin, and opens with a father (Cage) driving along the Australian coastline, preaching surfer philosophy to his son (Finn Little, THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD, 2021), who’s a bit miffed that he got dragged from school to hear the lecture. It turns out dad wants to spend the day surfing with his son so he can show him the house he’s purchasing. It’s the cliffside family home once owned by his grandfather.

It all sounds lovely until two things happen. The real estate deal is in jeopardy because Cage has been outbid, requiring him to raise an extra hundred grand fast. More dramatically, when the father and son hike down to the beach carrying their surfboards, they are accosted by locals who live by the mantra, “Don’t live here. Don’t surf here.”. Cage explains that he used to live there, is buying a house there, and just wants to surf with his son. The group of ‘Bay Boys’ threatens to get physical, sending father and son back up the hill.

These bullies have created a ‘localized’ culture at Luna Bay through inspiration served up by their cult-like leader, Scotty “Scally” Callahan (Julian McMahon, “Nip/Tuck”), a former classmate of Cage’s character. Now most reasonable folks would just pack up and leave, but this is a man on the edge. His divorce is pending, his relationship with his son is shaky, his boss is pressuring him to finish a project, and his dream real estate deal is crumbling. Cage is a frazzled middle-aged man, and we are about to witness things get much worse for him.

The patented Nic Cage downward spiral involves a local homeless man (Nicolas Cassim), a public restroom, a kiosk, and frequent run-ins with the ‘gang’ of local surfers. Even the local cop (Justin Rozniak) tries to encourage Cage to give it up and head out. However, the inner demons of a man who has worked hard for a specific goal that is now within grasp – or maybe just out of reach – begin to take over. This may seem like the beginning of a breakdown for Cage’s character, but the truth is that it began long before.

Is this psychological, psychotic, or psychedelic? We are never quite sure, especially as the sun beats down on Cage and he has flashes of childhood trauma … a precursor to where this is all headed. Are these nightmares or hallucinations? It plays out kind of slowly, but we do enjoy the stylish approach of director Finnegan and cinematographer Radek Ladczuk (THE BABADOOK, 2014), whose visuals juggle the blistering glare of the sun, sweat and stains on Cage, and the stunningly beautiful blue ocean. Additionally, it’s Australia, so you know there will be a snake, as well as other critters like bugs, birds, a rat, a porcupine, and dogs. As Cage’s material status possessions are stripped away (phone, watch, car, clothes), it is all accompanied by composer Francois Tetaz’s music that can be described as hypnotic or ethereal. There is an ending that many might take issue with, but after so many times thinking “Just leave, dude”, I was willing to take whatever happened. How long until a theater runs an entire festival of Nic Cage Midnight Movies?

Opens in theaters on May 2, 2025

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THE ACCOUNTANT 2 (2025)

April 24, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. As disappointing as most sequels are, there is a glimmer of hope when the original creative team and key cast members return. Such is the case with this sequel to the 2016 film, THE ACCOUNTANT (yes, it’s been nearly a decade). Director Gavin O’Connor and writer Bill Dubuque are back, and both have skins on the wall. O’Connor also directed MIRACLE (2004) and the criminally underrated WARRIOR (2011), while Dubuque was the creator of the hit series “Ozark”.

Two-time Oscar winner Ben Affleck returns as the brilliant and autistic accountant known as Christian Wolff (as well as a few other names). In what may be the least amount of screen time ever afforded a previous Oscar winner, JK Simmons’ Ray King – former director of FinCEN is assassinated, and his former protégé MaryBeth Medina (a returning Cynthia Asdai-Robinson) tracks down Christian to help solve the case. But, of course, things are never that easy, and they also find themselves knee deep in another case – one that hits mighty close to real world headlines with human trafficking and gang activity.

Christian contacts his lethal-weapon brother … yep, for the first time since the end of the first film … and Braxton (Jon Bernthal) reluctantly agrees to join the hunt. The two brothers interact in a manner we’re familiar with from all the ‘mismatched buddy films’ over the years, and Affleck and especially Bernthal excel at this, although it’s impossible not to note Affleck’s too-frequent smirks this time around. An early speed-dating sequence feels totally forced and out-of-place, and one can only assume it’s included for anyone who didn’t watch the first movie (which I highly recommend prior to viewing this one).

As good as the brother banter plays, the mish-mashed stories, lack of central villain, and over abundance of action sequences, turn this into a film trying too hard to please all audiences. Toss in extended segments featuring the autistic techno geniuses at Harbor Neuroscience Academy, and a description of Acquired Savant Syndrome, and the best advice is to just sit back and watch after turning off your own plot-solving brain cells. Christian has developed and funded the group of young geniuses at the Academy, and they are led by non-verbal Justine (played by Allison Robertson, and computer-voiced by Alison Wright of “The Americans”). The missing persons case centers around highly-trained assassin Anais (Daniella Pineda from the Jurassic World franchise), and we can’t help but think she could hold her own as a story and character.

The abundance of comedic elements might surprise fans of the first film, as might the war zone style shootout during the film’s climax and the overly-animated Affleck – all extremes when compared to the original, yet Affleck and Bernthal make the brotherly thing work

Opens in theaters on April 25, 2025

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MobLand (2025, TV series)

March 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. For fans of crime syndicate TV series like “The Sopranos”, “Peaky Blinders”, and “Sons of Anarchy”, your new obsession has arrived. Originally developed as a spinoff of the excellent “Ray Donovan” (but the path changed), this new project from creator Ronan Bennett (“Top Boy”) is both something new and something familiar.  Bennett and Jez Butterworth (BLACK MASS, EDGE OF TOMORROW) are co-writers on the series, and if the first two episodes are an indication, expect this series to be explosive fun.

Guy Ritchie (SNATCH, SHERLOCK HOLMES) directs the first two episodes with his trademark visuals, violence, and shocking moments (although his rapid-fire editing style is absent). The series features three major stars in leading roles: Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, and Oscar winner Helen Mirren. Brosnan plays Conrad Harrigan and Mirren is his wife Maeve. Together, they run the lucrative family business – one that is illegal on multiple fronts. Hardy plays Harry Da Souza, their “fixer”.

Mr. Brosnan thrives on chewing scenery here, showing more emotion than we’ve come to expect from his usually cool demeanor on screen. Ms. Mirren plays a bit of a Cheshire cat, in that she’s wickedly sly with her outward actions versus her inner voice, leaving us guessing as to her objectives (“stick or twist”). And for those accustomed to Mr. Hardy playing characters who are a bit stingy with their words (Bane in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES), you’ll be surprised to see him playing a calm-under-pressure, smooth-talking negotiator who excels in moments of crisis.

In addition to the three stars, the supporting cast is superb. Conrad’s adult offspring are played by Paddy Considine (IN AMERICA), Mandeep Dhillon (“After Life”), and Daniel Betts (WAR MACHINE). And what would a mob show be without at least one kid constantly causing problems? Here that kid is Conrad’s entitled grandson Eddie (Anson Boon), doing more than his fair share to ignite a war with a rival family led by Richie Stevenson (a terrific Geoff Bell, ROCKNROLLA). Also adding stress to the proceedings is Harry’s frustrated wife Jan (Joanne Froggatt, “Downton Abbey”). Other familiar faces pop up, adding to the quality of individual scenes and the overall show.

The familiar elements of mob stories are prevalent here, yet the blend of intensity, violence, and humor help this series stand above some others. I should also mention that in keeping with recent trends, the opening credit sequence is a work of art unto itself.

Premieres Sunday March 30, 2025 on Paramount+

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BLACK BAG (2025)

March 13, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Are you ready for 90 minutes of cool people wearing cool clothes and doing cool things while acting cool in the face of danger? If so, this one is for you. Oscar winner Steven Soderbergh (TRAFFIC, 2000; OCEAN’S ELEVEN, 2001; OCEAN’S TWELVE, 2004) dons multiple hats here as director-producer-editor-cinematographer (some under familiar pseudonyms). The screenplay comes from well-known writer David Koepp (JURASSIC PARK, 1993; MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, 1996). The pedigree of these two is exemplified by the cast assembled.

George (Michael Fassbender) and Kathryn (Oscar winner Cate Blanchett) star as husband and wife secret agents that have pledged to kill for each other if ever necessary. Really, that should be part of every wedding vow. Fastidious George has built his reputation on his mystical ability to spot a lie, and has no room for anyone who is less than honest. Glamorous Kathryn excels at her missions and when secrecy is required, one spouse will utter the magic titular phrase, “black bag”. This signals, ‘I love you, but can’t tell you more’. They live in a stunning London apartment, which serves as the setting for two particularly crucial dinner parties.

Every spy story worth its mettle has at least one MacGuffin, and ours is Severus, a sophisticated code worm designed to take control of nuclear weaponry. While it gets mentioned numerous times, the real story here is in discovering who the mole is inside the Secret Intelligence Service managed by Stieglitz (Pierce Brosnan). The five suspects George must investigate include computer analyst Clarissa (Marisa Abela, BACK TO BLACK, 2019), easily tempted agency veteran Freddie (Tom Burke, so excellent in THE SOUVENIR, 2019), suave and self-confident Stokes (Rege-Jean Page, “Bridgerton”), and staff psychologist Dr. Zoe Vaughn (Naomie Harris, MOONLIGHT, 2016). You’ll notice that’s just four suspects, as the fifth (unknown to her) is George’s wife Kathryn. Adding to the intricacies of the jobs, the dinner parties, and this mole mission is the fact that George and Kathryn aren’t the only couple in attendance. Clarissa is dating the older Freddie, while Stokes and Zoe are also seeing each other … and there are likely other surprise complications with this group.

True fans of spy thrillers should know that this is not a new TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY (2011), but rather a user-friendly story in the mold of the “Mission: Impossible” movies – only with less action and no high-wire stunt sequences. Instead, these agents withhold a lot while still talking a lot (some of the dialogue is quite funny). It’s more of a personality chess match than an assault on our senses. Complementing the verbose proceedings is a perfect twisty jazz score from David Holmes. We must also take note of the numerous ties to the James Bond franchise (Brosnan, Harris, and rumors), and it’s best to just sit back and enjoy Soderbergh in his element (this is his second film released in 2025) … entertainment with a cool vibe.

Opens in theaters on March 14, 2025

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SLAMDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2025 – short films

February 28, 2025

SLAMDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2025 – Short Films

Below are recaps of some of the short films I watched at this year’s Slamdance Film Festival.

FISHMONGER (25:30)

No rules apply to film festival shorts and writer-director Neil Ferron and co-writer Alexandra Dennis-Renner succeed in pushing the envelope with their surreal spin on Catholic mythology. Accurately billed as a supernatural dark comedy, the film plops us right into the middle of a crisis taking place on a remote Irish island. Christie O’Mallaghan’s mother is in the throes of a self-inflicted disease that finds her near death, and with sores that spew puss on him whenever he gets near.

Local beliefs are that if a mother passes, leaving an unmarried son, her soul is to burn for eternity. Christie loves his mother (having been dependent upon her in the cringiest of ways), and now, to save her soul, faces the choice between suicide and marrying the only unwed woman on the island, Penny O’Brien (played by Penny O’Brien). Since the two have never spoken, the latter seems unlikely. Father Heaney (Mark Bramhall) offers a possible solution. Christie, a hapless fisherman, is to paddle out to the cove, offer up specific gifts to the sea creature, and request his wish be granted to marry Penny.

The sequences here include a duet right out of a stage musical; tentacle sex with Sinead the sea creature, the likes of which caused me to look away; and a developing love story yielding yet more cringing (from me). Dominic Burgess plays Christie, Donnla Hughes is Sinead, and Mari Weiss is the suffering mother. It’s a bonkers premise that will surely draw comparisons to Robert Eggers’ excellent THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019). And though we admire Christie’s apparent willingness to do whatever is necessary to save his mom, the ending is sure to stun.

ONE REHEARSES, THE OTHER DOESN’T  (15:00)

As part of the “Experimental” category, this short from writer-director Jessica Hankey was co-written by playwright Victor Kaufold and the film’s subject, Marjorie Annapav. Ms. Annapav plays herself in the film as she engages with Gerrie (Ann Randolph), a performance teacher, so that Marjorie’s life can become a stage presentation.

Admittedly (and purposefully), this one is a bit tricky for viewers to follow. It’s more like a slideshow of the process, with the insight coming from the verbal exchanges between the women, at least more so than in the physical performances. There is a sequence regarding a once heavily-used Rolodex that provides some context, yet mostly this requires focused attention from viewers to grasp the specifics of Marjorie’s life, including her marriage to surrealist and pop artist, William Copley.

GURGLING  (13:06)

A conversation with a girlfriend leads to confession that a previous boyfriend broke up with her since she “lacked imagination”, a break-up that led to the friend taking advantage of the situation. Writer-director Christine Margaret Wu seems to really understand the young housewife who spends her days caring for her elderly in-laws while her husband works.

That same husband is constantly ‘too tired’ to show her any affection, so when she notices a voyeur spying on her while she showers, something ignites within her. She so longs to be desired and appreciated as her husband builds a “safe and stable life”. The film is from Taiwan and expertly captures the woman’s pent-up emotions.

THE SPHINX  16:22

Well, surely this one has a premise you’ve never seen before, even though I won’t spoil it for you. Writer-director Jesse Padveen takes us on a first date. The couple is awkwardly conversing in a restaurant booth. As the young man spins the tale of how he became a locksmith, the woman struggles to maintain some level of interest – or at least tries to appear that she’s listening.

Suddenly something jarring occurs sending the man off to ‘fix’ the issue. He’s embarrassed but she’s now surprisingly intrigued. The two head off to her friend’s party where he’s encouraged to perform his special party trick. This leads to humiliation for the man, and we follow him first to his mom’s place, and ultimately to his dad’s … where one of our questions is answered and we also learn of his dad’s specific (and understandable) fetish. This one is for those anxious to see a creative short.

TWO OF HEARTS 5:56

Although it’s slotted in the “Narrative Shorts” category, this quirky little film from writer-director Mashie Alam includes very little of anything we would traditionally label as narrative, at least conventionally speaking. With an opening credit that gives off soap opera vibes, we are soon engulfed in an oddball (limited) verbal competition between brother and sister.

“It’s always been the two of us” leads into each of siblings battling the other with the same comeback, “It should be you.” It’s not until the end when we are clued in to what they are debating, but it’s clear they are building up to a big decision … one they must come to agreement on. Equally surprising is how this sharp looking film concludes with Nilsson’s “Everybody’s Talking”. Given how things are these days, it’s a relief to see any debate end with benevolence.

DEATH DRIVE  5:55

The woman shoves a handgun into the glove compartment of a classic Ford Mustang. Is she headed out to kill? To be killed? To see where the night takes her?  We are never really sure of much other than she loves to give that car the gas. A dashboard camera and the squealing tires keep us a bit disoriented, but then so do the images of the mostly elderly folks illuminated by the car’s headlights.

The only clue we have is the idling black sedan that may or may not be death, and may or may not be after the woman this evening. Writer-director Eli-Bella Wood also plays the woman who is driving, and the artsy slow-motion effects and the nighttime setting combine with the lack of dialogue to make this a film that revs in your mind … even after the man on the horse tips his Stetson.


THE GORGE (2025)

February 14, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Most every Valentine’s Day, we get at least one romantic-comedy designed for a sweet and harmless date night. Well, this one ain’t it. Instead, if you thrive on romance loaded with danger and action sequences and mysterious monsters and decades old experimental weapons … we have just the movie for you. Director Scott Derrickson (THE BLACK PHONE, 2021; THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, 2005) and screenwriter Zach Dean (THE TOMORROW WAR, 2021) deliver the rare sci-fi/action/monster/romance thriller, and were wise enough to cast two charming, well-liked young actors for the leads.

The film opens with Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy) executing a long-distance kill shot assassination, while Levi (Miles Teller) springs out of bed in a cold sweat due to PTSD. He’s soon beckoned to Camp Pendleton by a power broker played by Sigourney Weaver. As an elite sniper who has done work for the military, Levi has been ‘retired’ for four years, and with no relationship strings attached, he’s perfect for the year-long secret mission – he must jump from an airplane in an unknown location and hike 30 km to report. He’s met there by his predecessor (Sope Dirisu) who fills him in on the basics of the mission: guard the ‘door to hell’ … the giant gorge below filled with unknown danger … while hanging out all alone in the west tower.

Guess who is in the east tower. Right! It’s Drasa, straight from visiting her cancer-stricken dad in their homeland of Lithuania. These two sharp-shooting mercenaries are perched in their opposing towers assigned with defending the gorge from unknown threats. It’s a mission I would have turned down, but it makes for a terrific movie set-up, especially since they have been instructed to avoid contact with the person in the opposite tower. But what kind of movie would that be?

A reference is made to T.S. Eliot’s poem, “The Hollow Men”, and Levi spends a good deal of each day reading and writing poetry. In the other tower, Drasa is a bit more antsy. She dances to music and doesn’t hesitate long in making contact with Levi. The two exchange cross-gorge notes, in a similar manner to LOVE ACTUALLY (2003), only with long-distance binoculars and more humor. Of course, the solitude gets to both and not surprisingly, they figure out a way to connect – as most young, beautiful, world-class snipers would. They even play chess and drums, in obvious callbacks to each actor’s most successful roles.

Their connection is fun to watch, and of course, as seasoned movie watchers, we know the unknown threat from within the gorge will soon enough interrupt the love story. Things get pretty nuts when the grisly creatures from below mix with our two lovebirds and heroes. The explanation is a bit much, but the action sequences are fine – quite the contrast to the first half of the story. We noted some similar touches to films like John Carpenter’s THE THING (1982), Ridley Scott’s ALIEN (1979), and Alex Garland’s ANNIHILATION (2018), although I don’t recall those films including a dose of romance for Valentine’s Day … and certainly this is the first featuring “O Come All Ye Faithful” performed by Twisted Sister, along with a creepy score from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, and cinematography from Dan Laustsen (THE SHAPE OF WATER, 2017). It’s an unusual film, and just know that Drasa and Levi will always have Eze (France).

Opens in theaters on Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2025

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