Greetings again from the darkness. Every movie review provides the opportunity to walk the line between telling enough, but not too much. Some movies pose more of a challenge than others, and this is one. Director Steffan Haars (the ‘New Kids’ movies) and writer-actor Nick Frost team up to deliver a devilish and campy folk horror-slasher-comedy that brings a bit of innovation to genre that could use a boost.
Nick Frost stars as Richard Smith, a Dad-Joke-loving goof desperate for a relaxing holiday with his family. He’s joined by his wife Susan (the multi-talented Aisling Bea), and their teenagers Sam (Sebastian Croft, “Heartstopper”) and Jessie (Maisie Ayers in her first feature film). Their odd choice for the ‘get away’ is Svalta, a remote Swedish island that sports a dark history with its tragic 19th century plague that nearly wiped out the population. The family has scheduled the trip around the Festival of Karantan (Quarantine) marking the unfortunate events of yesteryear.
Upon their arrival, the locals give them an icy and somewhat threatening reception. Referring to the festival as a “play” doesn’t help their cause, and it’s only when their creepy Airbnb landlord (Eero Milanoff) shows up to claim them does the tension soften a bit. The house they’ve rented seems perfect, but soon things feel a bit off. Sam’s vegetarian diet and Jessie’s spirited approach add an extra dimension, while Richard and Susan play off each other expertly (as we’d expect from Frost and Bea).
This was my second Nick Frost horror movie in less than a month, as this is on the heels of his much less funny turn in BLACK CAB. Of course, he’s known for his comedic turn in the Cornetto trilogy, and his screenplay here is quite impressive. The film really plays up the whole “outsiders” feeling unwanted … just before the magnificent twist that turns the film into an off-the-rails blood bath. Barry Blue singing “I Eat Cannibals” provides a fitting musical ending to this wild ride from Shudder Films.
Opening in theaters on December 6, 2024
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Greetings again from the darkness. I’ll give you the set-up and you tell me how it ends. A workaholic real estate developer drives his yellow Porsche from Chicago to a middle-of-nowhere Ohio farm after his sister and brother-in-law die in a car crash. He’s there to sign paperwork for a foster family to take the four brothers left behind. However, there’s a glitch, and the stressed-out uncle is forced to extend his time with the four boys. Since, we can all guess how this story ends, the determining factor on whether it’s worth watching is what happens in-between.
Greetings again from the darkness. For those of a certain age, October 11, 1975, changed television forever. Now celebrating it’s 50th anniversary season, “Saturday Night Live” (SNL was originally just ‘Saturday Night’) has been maligned and criticized so many times over the years, yet it persists in providing commentary and comedy when so many other shows have failed. No better choice exists to present the show’s origin story than writer-director Jason Reitman w-d (JUNO, UP IN THE AIR, THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, TULLY), who along with co-writer Gil Kenan, go extreme with the ‘origin’ by tracking the 90 minutes prior to the first show’s airing.
Greetings again from the darkness. Watching ANORA and EMILIA PEREZ in the same week mere days after complaining out loud that it hasn’t been a great year for movies could inspire me to complain about everything in hopes that the rewards are similar. Since I’ve already reviewed the latter, let’s get to Sean Baker’s outlandish and innovative film. We can’t use the word ‘strange’ or ‘offbeat’ to describe this one, since Baker excels at presenting those on the fringes of society. Proof is provided via his superb previous films RED ROCKET (2021), THE FLORIDA PROJECT (2017), TANGERINE (2015), and STARLET (2012).
Greetings again from the darkness. The heart definitely skips a beat when the phone rings late in the night, awakening us from a deep slumber. Andy Goodrich groggily answers the call to hear his wife inform him that she’s checked herself into rehab and then ending the call with, “I’m leaving you”. It doesn’t take long for us to realize the real problem. Andy seems to be the only one unaware that his wife too frequently swallowed prescription drugs and chased them down with a bit of booze. Over the next few days, Andy is almost too late in recalling that his 9-year-old son has a peanut allergy, and discovers that his 9-year-old daughter (yep, twins) hates to be late for school and likes a glass of water on her bedstand at night.
It’s normal to get nervous before asking someone out on a date, or even having that first conversation. One particular young man, Nick (Michael Gandolfini, THE MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK, 2021,) takes it to an extreme as he videos himself rehearsing for the big moment. When a bee stings him just as the opportunity with the dream girl arises, Nick’s severe allergic reaction leaves the girl (Olivia Nikkanen, “The Society”) initially confused by his slurred speech, and ultimately in a race against time to save his life.
Explaining a severe disease to kids is among the most difficult situations a parent can find themselves in. This happened to Sascha Groen and her husband Anjo Snijders, after he was diagnosed with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS, still commonly referred to as Lou Gehrig’s disease). The couple collaborated with co-writer Janna Brower-Schouten and writer-director Toby Cochran in this terrific animated film that addresses a need … and does so beautifully.
There is an old adage, ‘you do what you have to do’. But what if the choice isn’t easy or obvious? Such is the dilemma of nine-year-old Anuja. She has dropped out of school to work with her older sister Palak at a local (probably illegal) garment factory in New Delhi. The girls are orphaned and doing their best to get by.
We immediately feel the tension between 16-year-old Cari and her father as they take a car ride through the Iranian countryside. The air lightens a bit as they stop at a roadside fruit stand for green plums, and then the two cut loose for a silly song about the plums.
Everyone has their own story, and by definition, “I’m just doing my job” offers a perspective through a one-sided lens. We first see David (J. Alphonse-Nicholson, “P-Valley”) as he’s taking care of his sick mother and struggling financially. He anxiously accepts a phone call offering a chance to work and earn. The writing-directing team of twin brothers Kevin Luu and Kelly Luu examine a large issue through a short film.
After all these years, no one has yet been able to comprehend or explain or predict the behavior of teenagers. Even knowing the sometimes extreme nature displayed by teens, we can’t help but be shaken while watching Cait’s (Isabelle Connolly) reaction to an accident that occurs on her family farm in Ireland. Disturbing is the best description of this stunning film from writer-director Jamie O’Rourke … and it’s not all due to Cait.
Marla Gibbs is probably best known for her role as Florence on the TV series “The Jeffersons”, which began airing in 1975. She’s now 93 years old, and still capable of carrying this short film from writer-director Kimmie P. Callaway. Here, she plays Grandma (and great Grandmother) Mildred who loves to chat with everyone (whether they asked for it or not). She can’t wait to share that her great-grandchildren are coming for a visit. She’s a lonely woman who lives for this moment of connection.
Greetings again from the darkness. George Clooney and Brad Pitt are both two-time Oscar winners and are both north of 60 years old now. This latest film from writer-director Jon Watts (three Spider-Man movies) seems to ask the question: Are they still cool in a wise-cracking action movie star way? It’s been twenty-three years since the two long-time friends co-starred in the first (of 3) “Ocean’s” movies, and there is no doubt they were the epitome of cool then. But what about now? And does it matter? The argument can be made that it does matter since so few non-superhero and non-comic book movies are capable of drawing big crowds to the theater these days. Unfortunately, this film won’t answer the question about drawing power, as a very limited one-week theatrical release will be followed by a run on Apple TV+.
Greetings again from the darkness. The seeds of some of the best comedies are sown in real life scenarios and take advantage of the awkward reactions of everyday folks. The first feature film from writer-director Brandon Tamburri and co-writer Jean S Monpere takes on a cringeworthy situation that likely happens more frequently than we’d expect: a drunken woman sleeps with a guy and ends up pregnant from the encounter. Her decision tree is questionable leading to drama with real world ramifications. To make this palatable, the filmmakers take a comedic approach.
Greetings again from the darkness. Eighteen-year-old Elliott is counting down the twenty-two days remaining until she leaves home for her freshman year of college. For anyone who was once 18 or has raised an 18-year-old, you know that 22 days is the future. Writer-director Megan Park follows up her excellent feature film debut, THE FALLOUT (2021), with a different tone, albeit another one that focuses on the stress of being a teenager.
Greetings again from the darkness. ‘Coming of Age’ films typically lean heavily into either comedy or tragedy. In his first feature film, writer-director Sean Wang (Oscar nominated for his documentary short NAI NAI & WAI PO, 2023) takes a different approach. While he certainly injects some humor, it’s isolation and awkwardness – that feeling of not fitting in – that takes center stage. It’s quite possible, even likely, that some of this is autobiographical for director Wang. That’s a safe statement since most every teenager can relate to bits of this story.
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