FREAKY TALES (2025)

April 4, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. While I’m unsure whether this qualifies as a tetraology, this oddball and zany film consists of four separate yet interrelated stories with crossover characters.  Previous collaborations from the film’s co-writers and co-directors, Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, include CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019), the underrated IT’S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY (2010), and SUGAR (2008).

It’s 1987 and the audience for a just-ended movie is making its way outside the Grand Lake Theater in “hella wild” Oakland, California. A truck full of neo-Nazis spew vile at the patrons as they cruise by. Best friends Lucid (Jack Champion, RETRIBUTION) and Tina (Ji-young Yoo, “ExPats”) make their way to The Gilman for some live music. There is an unrequited love connection between the two friends as the jam, but things turn violent when the neo-Nazis show up. Punks vs Nazi bullies goes full bore.

In Chapter Two, Dominique Thorne and Nomani make up the group Danger Zone, and as they leave the previously mentioned movie, they are verbally abused by the Nazis and recognized by someone who invites them to Rap Battle the great Too $hort. It’s in this segment where Ben Mendelsohn identifies himself as a cop … and the Rap Battle features some blistering lyrics.

The next chapter finds Pedro Pascal’s Clint as the collections muscle behind a crime lord, and as his pregnant wife waits in the car, Clint has a hilarious interaction with Hank, a video store manager played by Oscar winner Tom Hanks. Hank peppers Clint with movie trivia questions, despite Pascal being there for a completely different reason.

Throughout the story, there are references to the local NBA team, the Warriors, and their playoff series against the hated Lakers. Local legend “Sleepy” Floyd is mentioned, and the final chapter pretty much belongs to Sleepy (played by Jay Ellis) and Ben Mendelsohn. Angus Cloud (“Euphoria”) passed away in 2023 and he excels in his scenes with Mendelsohn. Sleepy Floyd goes off on a mystical rampage of revenge and it’s a visually volent treat.

If you are the type of movie goer seeking nuance … this ain’t the place. The filmmakers play homage to 1980’s genre films like REPO MAN (replete with neon green eye glow), while PULP FICTION is another obvious influence (Chapter 4 resembles KILL BILL a few times). Raphael Saddiq’s score is a nice complement, and you’ll note cameos from Keir Gilchrist, Marshawn Lynch (driving a bus), Too $hort, and the real Sleepy Floyd. Unfortunately we are never given instructions on how to register for “Sleepy’s Mind Wide Awake” seminar. A grain of salt is included.

Opens April 4, 2025

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DEATH OF A UNICORN (2025)

March 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. When most people think of unicorns, they picture something along the lines of “My Little Pony”, or some other lovable, cuddly animal from a kids’ story. This feature film debut from writer-director Alex Scharfman is definitely not that. In fact, the inspiration from the classic JURASSIC PARK (1993) is quite evident in these unicorns (and one of the main themes). Welcome to a fantasy-comedy-slasher with more than a dash of social commentary.

Ridley (Jenna Ortega, “Wednesday”, BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE) and her dad Elliott (Paul Rudd, ANT-MAN) are on a road trip into the deep forest for a meeting with his employer, billionaire pharmaceutical CEO Odell Leopold (Richard E Grant, SALTBURN). Odell has terminal cancer and as his attorney, Elliott is hoping to close a deal that will set up himself and Ridley for life. Father and daughter argue about her deceased mother during the trip, causing Elliott to be distracted when a unicorn waltzes in front of their speeding car. It’s an unusual sequence that not only connects Ridley to the mystical creature and leaves them splattered in purple blood, it also sets up the rest of the story.

Upon arriving at the majestic estate in the forest, we are introduced to Odell’s wife Belinda (Tea Leoni) and their spoiled, entitled, obnoxious son Shepard (Will Poulter, MIDSOMMER), as well as the estate caretaker, Griff (Anthony Carrigan, “Barry”). It’s nice to see Ms. Leoni back, as it appears her last big screen appearance was in TOWER HEIST fourteen years ago (of course she starred in “Madam Secretary” for six of those years). There will likely be debates on the most memorable character, as Shepard is so over-the-top wacky that he becomes cartoonish, while Griff could easily have been yanked directly from a Mel Brooks film.

The key conflict in the story revolves around the all-out greed displayed by the Leopold clan versus the warnings from Ridley after she studies unicorn history and mythology via the tapestries of the Cloisters. Stuck in the middle is Elliott who wants to improve the relationship with his daughter while also appeasing the Leopold family. Scharfman includes quite a bit of comedy throughout, and when blended with the violent and gory horror elements, it actually seems to distract from what could have been a stunning cinematic experience, leaving us with a silly slasher sub-genre entry.

Richard E Grant delivers his usual strong performance and is given the actor’s dream of transforming from dying elderly man into the virile industry magnate of his youth. Will Poulter breaks away from his often-intense dramatic turns to flash his goofy comedy chops (snorting magical horn dust). The films kinda wastes Jenna Ortega’s talent, although she gets a nice line, “Philanthropy is just reputation-laundering for the oligarchy” highlighting the films anti-greed message. The argument could be made that Paul Rudd is a bit miscast, as we are never given any reason to believe he’s a strong or competent corporate attorney. There is enough to like here if fantasy-horror-comedy is your cup of tea, yet most will note the shaky GGI on the unicorns (improved for Act III), which pale in comparison to JP’s dinosaurs from thirty years ago

Opens on March 28, 2025

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THE PENGUIN LESSONS (2025)

March 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Penguins are darn cute. A penguin that follows you around and chooses to live with you is almost too cute for words. But in this story inspired by true events, that’s exactly what happens. Directed by Peter Cattaneo (THE FULL MONTY, 1998), the film was adapted by screenwriter Jeff Pope (PHILOMENA, 2014) from Tom Michell’s 2015 book.

It’s 1976 in Buenos Aires, Argentina. A Military coup is in the works to take down the government of President Isabel Peron, who had served since the death of her husband Juan Peron in 1974. As you might imagine, the citizenry was on edge. Even St George’s School for the sons of privileged families was not immune. It’s also the school where Tom Michell (Steve Coogan, PHILOMENA) was hired to teach English. Michell shows up a bit haggard and unmotivated. He goes from one frustration to another: armed guards in the street, paint on his shoe, the strict rules of the Headmaster (Jonathan Pryce, THE TWO POPES), a bonk on the forehead from his housekeeper (Vivian El Jaber), and an intrusive fellow teacher in the Finnish Tapio (Bjorn Gustafsson).

Initially, it seems the perfect role for Mr. Coogan who excels at playing a curmudgeon oozing deadpan cynicism. For Coogan’s Michell, everything changes on a joy ride to Uruguay where he hopes to dance and mingle with the ladies. The dancing (with Micaela Breque) leads him to a near-death penguin washed ashore in an oil slick. In keeping with his luck, Michell doesn’t get the girl, but does get the penguin … a penguin that now refuses to leave his side.

You can likely guess where this is headed. Juan Salvador (Michell’s name for the penguin) changes lives. There is a sub-plot involving the housekeeper’s granddaughter Sofia (Alfonsia Carrocio), but the key here is that everything works to move Michell to rejoin life and shed the grief he’s carried from a personal tragedy. In fact, loss plays a substantial role throughout, having left Michell only able to react by doing nothing.

Steve Coogan is not the actor one imagines when thinking of sentimental movies, but it’s precisely his style that prevents this story from becoming overly mushy. Yes, it’s a bit comical to watch a penguin provide therapy sessions (and the titular lessons) for so many, but the redemption of Tom Michell is the key. Director Cattaneo includes the real clip of the penguin in the school’s pool that Michell shot on a handheld so many years ago. There are also a few inclusions of political commentaries that seem out of place – although not so considering the timeframe.

Opens in theaters on March 28, 2025

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BOB TREVINO LIKES IT (2025)

March 20, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Bob Trevino is the kind of father we all wish we had. He’s the kind of father that would raise kids who would grow into good citizens, resulting in an improved society. Only that Bob Trevino is not Lily Trevino’s dad. Her dad is a raging narcissist, or more accurately, a self-centered jerk. This feature film debut from writer-director Tracie Laymon is ‘inspired’ by her true-life story, albeit with enough elements changed to avoid a lawsuit from her dad. That part doesn’t make for such a warm-fuzzy story, but the film she delivers wraps us in a coat of kindness and niceness and feel-goodness (not really a word, but it fits).

Lily Trevino (Barbie Ferreira, NOPE, 2022) is a twenty-something live-in aid for a woman who uses a wheelchair. Lily is the level of niceness where people notice immediately, including her therapist who ends their session by sobbing profusely after hearing Lily’s story. We get a couple of doses of Lily interacting with her father, Bob Trevino (a perfectly obnoxious and venomous French Stewart), before their big blowup then ends with his telling her daughter he wants nothing else to do with her. As viewers, we believe she is better off, but Lily’s niceness doesn’t allow her to give up on her dream of having a good relationship with him.

In Lily’s efforts to reconnect, she searches on Facebook for ‘Bob Trevino’ and somehow ends up with a Bob Trevino who aligns with her idea of the perfect dad. Bob #2 (a terrific John Leguizamo) quickly embraces the opportunity to be a friend … and a father figure (despite having no kids of his own). His wife (Rachel Bay Jones) is obsessed with scrapbooking, and we have a difficult time deciphering their communication and unorthodox relationship. She doesn’t seem to have the same concerns most wives would have if their husband started spending an inordinate amount of time with a young woman. Regardless, the friendship between Lily and this Bob evolves into something special. Beyond the friendship, he becomes the father figure she dreams of, and she becomes the daughter figure that he always hoped for.

Laymon’s story includes dad jokes, a rage room (monetizing the OFFICE SPACE idea), health issues, and a creepy look at dating options in a senior citizen trailer park. Most importantly it makes the point that “chosen family” is often more important and impactful than blood family, and a supportive friend is invaluable. French Stewart and John Leguizamo have had long careers as dependable actors, and both are excellent here. The film has won a stream of festival awards (deservedly so) and Laymon chooses to include a dose of reality over the closing credits.

Opens on March 21, 2025

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ANY DAY NOW (2025)

March 16, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. St. Patrick’s Day 2025 marks the 35th anniversary of the single largest unsolved property theft in the world. On that day, thieves made off with hundreds of millions of dollars of artwork from Boston’s Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum (including works by Vermeer, Rembrandt, Degas, and Manet). The reward offer of $10 million still stands. Writer-director Eric Aronson presents his feature film debut, inspired by the crime … though he admits, “this is not what happened.”

Steve Baker (Taylor Gray, SATURDAY NIGHT, 2024) works as an overnight security guard at the museum. He’s what we used to call a ‘doormat’ – meaning he’s a nice guy, but his friends (and pretty much everyone) takes advantage of him. Danny (Armando Rivera) is his roommate and bandmate, and hasn’t paid rent in six months, and basically sabotages their band. Sara (Alexandra Templer) is Danny’s girlfriend, and more importantly, Steve’s unrequited and silent dream girl – though she also takes advantage of him. On top of everything, Steve owes $5000 to his drug dealer.

Nice guy Steve has mostly lost control of his life and sees no real path towards improvement. That’s when Marty Lyons (Paul Guilfoyle) shows up. You’ll surely recognize Mr. Guilfoyle from his many appearances in movies and TV shows, although it’s terrific to see him in a rare lead role. Marty, a lover of poetry and art, maneuvers Steve into his criminal operation – including as a surprise character witness at Marty’s parole hearing. Soon enough, Steve’s life gets more complicated, not less. He finds himself juggling his role in Marty’s art heist plan, the personal threats of a rival gangster (Thomas Kee), questioning from the FBI, and worries about his relationships with Danny and Sara.

This is the type of independent film that’s a pleasure to embrace. We are even treated to Guilfoyle singing The Standells song, “Dirty Water” live at a bar. Every character here has ‘a story’ to tell. Some get to tell theirs, while we are left to fill in the gaps on others. This is not so much a heist film as one with a clear message … breaking out of a rut for a new life can be difficult and challenging, but also worthwhile.

Opens on March 17, 2025

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NOVOCAINE (2025)

March 13, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. In decades past, we wouldn’t have been surprised in the least to see a movie starring Jack Nicholson and Dennis Quaid. In fact, in 1973 Jack co-starred with Dennis’ brother Randy in one of my favorite films, THE LAST DETAIL. Well, here we are more than fifty years later, and Dennis’ (and Meg Ryan’s) son Jack Quaid is co-starring with Jack’s son Ray Nicholson in what is sure to be one of this year’s most outlandish action-comedies.  The screenplay is by Lars Jacobson and the film is co-directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen, who also collaborated on BODY (2015).

REM’s “Everybody Hurts” plays over the opening credits and sequence which provide hints to the measures Nathan Caine (Jack Quaid, COMPANION, 2025) has taken around his house. With tennis balls shielding sharp corners and a stop to prevent scalding water in the shower, Nathan appears to be quite accident-prone. We learn he’s a good-guy Assistant Manager at a local San Diego bank, and profiles as nebbish in his looks and skittish mannerisms … especially around new bank teller Sherry (Amber Midthunder, THE ICE ROAD, 2021). Sensing his awkwardness and attraction, Sherry takes charge and asks Nathan to lunch. A bite of cherry pie leads Nathan to disclose his rare genetic disorder – he simply cannot feel pain (thus explaining the earlier tennis balls).

One personal disclosure leads to another, which leads to an art gallery, which leads to romantic intimacy and what easily could spin off into a familiar quirky rom-com with these two. Instead, while Nathan is riding an emotional high, three men dressed as Santa Claus violently rob the bank on Christmas Eve and take Nathan’s new squeeze Sherry as hostage. This sends our wimpy superhero Nathan (nicknamed Novocaine by junior high bullies) on a rescue mission. His previous fighting experience has been limited to online video game sessions with Roscoe (Jacob Batalon, Ned from Marvel movies), although the two have never actually met.

The fight sequences are quite violent and absurdly comical in how they take advantage of Nathan’s blend of physical disorder, nice guy tendencies, and commitment to rescuing his first love. Creativity is at maximum volume as Nathan takes on a red-hot frying pan and boiling oil in a restaurant kitchen skirmish, replete with bodily poundings that would leave anyone else shattered. Things really pick up in a wickedly booby-trapped house that sets up a HOME ALONE joke. Mostly, however, the body horror serves as punchline after punchline … some surely to tweak even the most squeamish movie goers.

Ray Nicholson (I LOVE YOU FOREVER, 2024) provides a jolt of adrenaline and psychotic violent behavior to ensure no one watching still believes this is a rom-com in the making. His Simon thrives not so much on the money from the robberies as the power and control he displays and the torture he doles out. The finale battles between Simon and Nathan are extreme and creatively unique. While the entertainment value is present, there are still some minor issues with the story and proceedings. The detectives on the case are played by Betty Gabriel (GET OUT, 2017) and Matt Walsh (“Veep”). These two talented actors are given very little to do and it’s a shame their roles weren’t beefed up a bit. Additionally, there is a key twist that will surprise almost no one. Is it even a twist if they tell you it’s coming?

The action scenes are purposefully absurd, and although some bits are over-the-top, others are pure comedy-action brilliance. Jack Quaid is fitting right in to his lead character roles, and Ray Nicholson is mastering the wild-eyed psycho dude. Amber Midthunder shows yet again how immensely talented she is, and it’s likely her future roles will take advantage of what she brings on screen. My personal biggest hope is that the filmmakers avoid a sequel … one which would likely leave us viewers disappointingly numb (had to work in one pun).

Opens in theaters on March 14, 2025

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SLAMDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2025 – short films

February 28, 2025

SLAMDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2025 – Short Films

Below are recaps of some of the short films I watched at this year’s Slamdance Film Festival.

FISHMONGER (25:30)

No rules apply to film festival shorts and writer-director Neil Ferron and co-writer Alexandra Dennis-Renner succeed in pushing the envelope with their surreal spin on Catholic mythology. Accurately billed as a supernatural dark comedy, the film plops us right into the middle of a crisis taking place on a remote Irish island. Christie O’Mallaghan’s mother is in the throes of a self-inflicted disease that finds her near death, and with sores that spew puss on him whenever he gets near.

Local beliefs are that if a mother passes, leaving an unmarried son, her soul is to burn for eternity. Christie loves his mother (having been dependent upon her in the cringiest of ways), and now, to save her soul, faces the choice between suicide and marrying the only unwed woman on the island, Penny O’Brien (played by Penny O’Brien). Since the two have never spoken, the latter seems unlikely. Father Heaney (Mark Bramhall) offers a possible solution. Christie, a hapless fisherman, is to paddle out to the cove, offer up specific gifts to the sea creature, and request his wish be granted to marry Penny.

The sequences here include a duet right out of a stage musical; tentacle sex with Sinead the sea creature, the likes of which caused me to look away; and a developing love story yielding yet more cringing (from me). Dominic Burgess plays Christie, Donnla Hughes is Sinead, and Mari Weiss is the suffering mother. It’s a bonkers premise that will surely draw comparisons to Robert Eggers’ excellent THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019). And though we admire Christie’s apparent willingness to do whatever is necessary to save his mom, the ending is sure to stun.

ONE REHEARSES, THE OTHER DOESN’T  (15:00)

As part of the “Experimental” category, this short from writer-director Jessica Hankey was co-written by playwright Victor Kaufold and the film’s subject, Marjorie Annapav. Ms. Annapav plays herself in the film as she engages with Gerrie (Ann Randolph), a performance teacher, so that Marjorie’s life can become a stage presentation.

Admittedly (and purposefully), this one is a bit tricky for viewers to follow. It’s more like a slideshow of the process, with the insight coming from the verbal exchanges between the women, at least more so than in the physical performances. There is a sequence regarding a once heavily-used Rolodex that provides some context, yet mostly this requires focused attention from viewers to grasp the specifics of Marjorie’s life, including her marriage to surrealist and pop artist, William Copley.

GURGLING  (13:06)

A conversation with a girlfriend leads to confession that a previous boyfriend broke up with her since she “lacked imagination”, a break-up that led to the friend taking advantage of the situation. Writer-director Christine Margaret Wu seems to really understand the young housewife who spends her days caring for her elderly in-laws while her husband works.

That same husband is constantly ‘too tired’ to show her any affection, so when she notices a voyeur spying on her while she showers, something ignites within her. She so longs to be desired and appreciated as her husband builds a “safe and stable life”. The film is from Taiwan and expertly captures the woman’s pent-up emotions.

THE SPHINX  16:22

Well, surely this one has a premise you’ve never seen before, even though I won’t spoil it for you. Writer-director Jesse Padveen takes us on a first date. The couple is awkwardly conversing in a restaurant booth. As the young man spins the tale of how he became a locksmith, the woman struggles to maintain some level of interest – or at least tries to appear that she’s listening.

Suddenly something jarring occurs sending the man off to ‘fix’ the issue. He’s embarrassed but she’s now surprisingly intrigued. The two head off to her friend’s party where he’s encouraged to perform his special party trick. This leads to humiliation for the man, and we follow him first to his mom’s place, and ultimately to his dad’s … where one of our questions is answered and we also learn of his dad’s specific (and understandable) fetish. This one is for those anxious to see a creative short.

TWO OF HEARTS 5:56

Although it’s slotted in the “Narrative Shorts” category, this quirky little film from writer-director Mashie Alam includes very little of anything we would traditionally label as narrative, at least conventionally speaking. With an opening credit that gives off soap opera vibes, we are soon engulfed in an oddball (limited) verbal competition between brother and sister.

“It’s always been the two of us” leads into each of siblings battling the other with the same comeback, “It should be you.” It’s not until the end when we are clued in to what they are debating, but it’s clear they are building up to a big decision … one they must come to agreement on. Equally surprising is how this sharp looking film concludes with Nilsson’s “Everybody’s Talking”. Given how things are these days, it’s a relief to see any debate end with benevolence.

DEATH DRIVE  5:55

The woman shoves a handgun into the glove compartment of a classic Ford Mustang. Is she headed out to kill? To be killed? To see where the night takes her?  We are never really sure of much other than she loves to give that car the gas. A dashboard camera and the squealing tires keep us a bit disoriented, but then so do the images of the mostly elderly folks illuminated by the car’s headlights.

The only clue we have is the idling black sedan that may or may not be death, and may or may not be after the woman this evening. Writer-director Eli-Bella Wood also plays the woman who is driving, and the artsy slow-motion effects and the nighttime setting combine with the lack of dialogue to make this a film that revs in your mind … even after the man on the horse tips his Stetson.

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PORTAL TO HELL (2025)

February 28, 2025

Slamdance Film Festival 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Every year this festival serves up at least a few feature film debuts that not only entertain, but also instill optimism for future projects. Writer-director Woody Bess has delivered an amusing debut that fits snugly in the rare genre of comedy-horror. As an added bonus, the acting is pretty darn good as well.

Dunn (Trey Holland) works as a bill collector for a medical provider. Working from home, he keeps the office well organized with a wall of post-it notes, while spending most of the day on the phone offering payment ‘options’ to folks who continually find new ways to verbally abuse him and his collection efforts. Needing breaks from the calls, Dunn spends what seems to be an inordinate amount of time at the nearby laundromat. While there, he notices one of the machines appears to be a flaming portal to hell. He notifies Ed (Romina D’Ugo), the manager, who is more concerned about losing her job than the oddity and danger of the situation. This is all handled with deadpan nonchalance, adding a dose of humor to a fiery situation.

The shenanigans that unfold include Dunn’s neighbor (Keith David), who has terminal cancer and offers up the wisdom of “watch your own ____” … well, I leave that last word to your imagination; Rip, an amorous drug dealer with a business card and a motorcycle; and a gregarious demon named Chip (Richard Kind), who enjoys beer and phone conversations and cuts a win-win deal with Dunn. There is even a jab at Hot Chelle Rae and their 2011 (somewhat irritating hit) song “Tonight Tonight”. Band member Ryan Follese even proves he can take a joke. The film offers some thoughts on good people versus bad people, but mostly the message is: give yourself a second chance to do what’s right. If not, you may be getting thumbs up from Chip the demon.

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PANDA PLAN (2025, China)

February 17, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Jackie Chan starring as … Jackie Chan! He’s an international action-comedy star appearing in this international action-comedy as himself. In fact, one of the running gags has various people questioning if it’s really “him” and whether or not he can actually fight like he does in his movies. The film is from writer-director Luan Zhang and co-writers Wei Xu and Meng Yida.

An amped-up and expansive action sequence opens the movie. It’s also where we learn Jackie is playing Jackie. He’s a bit frustrated at the roles he’s being offered (the man is now 70 years old) and quickly jumps at the opportunity to adopt a rare baby panda. Not only does he find the cub irresistibly cute, but so does the entire universe … including a Middle Eastern dude willing to pay $100 million to a group of mercenaries to steal (bear-nap?) and deliver the panda. Jackie arrives at the island zoo at just about the same time as the bad guys’ pirate ship. What follows is rampant chaos as Jackie and the panda’s nanny, Su Xizozhu (Chi Se) try to protect the (CGI) cub.

For most of the movie the panda is referred to as ‘Big Babe’, but is blessed with an actual name later in the game. The film is purposefully cartoonish and leans heavily into Jackie Chan’s natural charm and presence. It likely would have played better as a pure family film about a cute panda, and aimed squarely at kids, but unfortunately, the action sequences pack enough violence to keep the youngsters away. There are some entertaining sequences … including a rare escape utilizing a forklift as a getaway vehicle. The finale lifts the story from the dark cloud that hung over most of the film, and Jackie Chan fans will be thrilled to know that a sequel is already in the works for next year.

On digital and Blu-ray on February 18, 2025

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I LOVE YOU FOREVER (2025)

February 14, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. So, may we interest you in a Valentine’s Day movie about an abusive relationship doomed to failure? What if I told you that it’s meant to be funny, but it’s actually quite depressing and dark? Cazzie David (Larry David’s daughter) and Elisa Kalani are co-writers and co-directors on this film rumored to be ‘inspired’ by Ms. David’s relationship with a certain former SNL comedian (the one known for dating a steady stream of beautiful women).

MacKenzie (Sofia Black-D’Elia, “Your Honor”, “The Night Of”) is a law student, and when the film opens, she’s in bed with Jake (Raymond Cham Jr, THE IDEA OF YOU, 2024). We quickly realize this is a booty call … although it doesn’t appear that MacKenzie recognizes it as such. Or perhaps, more accurately, she hopes for more from Jake. This is merely the first painful example – and there are many more to come – of MacKenzie displaying very little self-confidence or self-worth, despite being lovely, intelligent, and quite capable of participating in flirty and witty banter.

Rounding out the trio of good friends are Ally (the film’s writer/director Cazzie David) and Lucas (Jon Rudnitsky, HOME AGAIN, 2017). When together, these buds have a strong bond and whip-smart dialogue. The movie is at its best during these times. Things shift quickly when MacKenzie meets Finn (Ray Nicholson, Jack’s son) at Ally’s birthday bash. Finn seems like the perfect guy for her. He’s a news reporter who can match her flirtatious ways, and delivers the most romantic first date one could imagine. The early stages go smoothly, and the weeks click by as they grow closer.

Of course, things (and men) are never as perfect as they seem. Finn begins to throw these manipulative tantrums that, frankly, are quite frightening. MacKenzie recognizes the behavior as unacceptable, yet is so intent on keeping ‘Mr. Right’, that she continues to work through his wicked (and bipolar) ways. Ally and Lucas try to be supportive for her, but Finn demands so much attention, that friendships and law school become after thoughts. It’s infuriating to watch, and it’s likely that I’m simply too old to understand why anyone would put up with Finn. Sure, partners are never as perfect as they initially seem, but hopefully few turn out to be as psychotic as Finn. The filmmakers have delivered a masterclass on what not to subject yourself to in a relationship … it’s just questionable whether this is the right message to deliver on Valentine’s Day. On second thought, maybe that’s the perfect time.

Opening in theaters on February 14, 2025

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