THE APPRENTICE (2024)

October 11, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Many questions remain unanswered, but one point is clear … Donald Trump was not ‘born’ this way. Ali Abbasi directs a script from journalist Gabriel Sherman (Vanity Fair, New York Magazine) and it’s meant to explain the foundation of the man who would become President. Two distinct parts of the film are divided into the 1970’s and then the 1980’s, and that first part is infinitely more interesting and better presented.

Sebastian Stan is best known as Bucky Barnes in the Marvel Universe, but here he captures the essence of a Donald Trump many won’t recognize. In the 1970’s, Donald was a VP of his dad’s real estate development company, and his big dreams were constantly squashed by either a domineering dad or a system that made no room for vision. This was a young (late 20’s) Trump who was told he resembled matinee idol Robert Redford, and that he was foolish for trying to rescue Manhattan from the cesspool of decay it had become. In fact, Trump deserves much credit for at least dreaming of a bounce back from a city on the verge of bankruptcy.

Donald’s life (and the movie) shift into overdrive once powerhouse attorney Roy Cohn (a remarkable Jeremy Strong, “Succession”) summons him to his dinner table. Cohn was previously an attorney for the infamous Senator Joseph McCarthy and was the chief prosecutor in the espionage trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. By the 1970’s Cohn was the ultimate fixer and one of the most powerful attorneys in the country. We watch as he mentors and trains and counsels the young buck Trump by instilling his three rules: 1. Attack. Attack. Attack. 2. Admit nothing. Deny everything. 3. Claim victory, never admit defeat. These are the foundations of “the art of the deal”, and really beyond that … how to be a ruthless businessman and person.

That first awkward meeting led to a mentorship that is truly fascinating to watch on screen. Cohn pushing the eager Trump to become the shark he needs to be, all while his dad, Fred Trump (Martin Donovan) fights him each step. Stan and Strong are mesmerizing in this first hour. Stan captures Trump’s familiar body language (slumped shoulders and hair fixation), while Strong hypnotizes with his steely-eyed stare. Trump mixes with powerful men like Rupert Murdoch, George Steinbrenner, and even Andy Warhol (whom he cluelessly asks if he’s “successful”), and then fixates on Ivana (a terrific Maria Bakalova), ultimately marrying her … it’s the prenup agreement scene where the film shifts.

Jumping ahead to the 1980’s, we find an arrogant Donald Trump ignoring Cohn’s advice to slow down and reconsider the Atlantic City casino and hotel. Of course, time proves Cohn right, but by now, Trump listens to no one. An unethical approach to business dealings and his gaudy taste in everything becomes obvious at this point – from furnishings to cufflinks. Also, his treatment of family becomes apparent – not just with Ivana, but also with his brother Freddy (Charlie Carrick), who dad refers to as an “embarrassment” to the family since he’s a commercial airline pilot and not a greedy capitalist in the family business. This humiliation leads Freddy to tragic alcoholism, and a brief sign of Donald’s emotions.

The film’s second half weakness stems from a Trump personality that is too similar to what we’ve been witnessing on the national level for the past decade. It’s truly painful and disgusting to watch a man who cares so little for others or for what’s right, and seizes on Cohn’s tactic of cloaking himself in love of country to appear heroic. By this time, Trump distances himself from Cohn for a reason that highlights his lack of humanity. We also see Trump claim Cohn’s three rules as his own while meeting with his biographer, and we note the roots of MAGA.

It must be noted that after the film was warmly received at Cannes, no distributors bid on it. Donald Trump had threatened a lawsuit. It took Briarcliff Entertainment to bravely step forward for the film to gain a theatrical release. Director Abbasi not so slyly opens the film with a fitting stage-setter: a clip of Watergate-era Richard Nixon proclaiming, “I’m not a crook.” It’s a legitimate question as to whether a movie about Donal Trump can avoid feeling a bit like a parody, even when it’s not. My initial interest in the film was in comparing this early Donald Trump to my memories of him during that era – how he was presented in the media. It comes across as spot on, but of course, we would have had no concept of how Cohn was molding him behind the scenes. That’s what this film accomplishes.

Opens in theaters on October 11, 2024

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BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022)

August 11, 2022

Greetings again from the darkness. This one works much better as satire than horror-thriller, at least for yours truly. With whodunnit elements drawn from Agatha Christie’s classic “Ten Little Indians”, the play-it-straight approach to riffing on Gen Z draws laughs right along with the expected annoyances courtesy of a bunch of entitled trust fund twenty-somethings. Actor-turned-director Halina Reijn and co-writers Sarah DeLappe and Kristen Roupenian (first feature film for both writers) have based the story on the party game known as ‘Body Body’ or ‘Murder in the Dark’, or perhaps you know it by some other name.

The film opens with a close-up of a passionate kiss between Sophie (Amandla Stenberg, DEAR EVAN HANSEN, 2001) and Bee (Maria Bakalova, BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM, 2020). A picturesque road trip takes the couple to an isolated mansion where they are meeting some of Sophie’s old friends for a hurricane party. They arrive as the storm approaches and the others are taking a last minute dip in the pool. It turns out they are surprised to see Sophie since she has kept her distance from the group (and been unresponsive to the group texts) for quite a while. We do find out her reason, and the group allows them to stay … mostly since the mansion is owned by David’s (Pete Davidson, “Saturday Night Live”) parents, and he and Sophie have been best friends for years. Also attending are Emma (Chase Sui Wonders), David’s wimpy actor-girlfriend who is prone to instant tears; Jordan (Myha’la Herrold), Sophie’s tough-on-the-outside former (and sometimes jealous) lover; Alice (Rachel Sennott, SHIVA BABY, 2020) a podcaster and easily the most entertaining of this crew; and Greg (Lee Pace, THE FALL, 2006), Alice’s much older boyfriend via Tinder match. Missing is Max (Conner O’Malley) who, we are told, left in a huff after an argument the night before.

As you might guess, booze and other mind-altering drugs play a role here, as does the house itself – with multiple staircases and hallways. Once the game begins, the question arises … is it being played for real? A dead body raises the stress level, as does the dreaded tap on the back required by the rules of the game. In addition to the cocaine and liquid spirits, pieces of the puzzle include: glowsticks, pot brownies, zucchini bread, swords, trust funds, insecurities, a dead car battery, a power outage, and the always-present cell phone flashlights. This is a group of narcissistic, social media-influenced, childlike adults who wear their emotions on their sleeves. Back-stabbing and belittling is common, as is (ironically) playing the victim. There is no way we would think this is actual dialogue between humans if we didn’t all know someone in this age group – or have accidentally stumbled on their exchanges via posts.

As much as I enjoy a satirical look aimed squarely at today’s twenty-somethings, these characters are so extremely unlikable that most of us would leave the party in 2 minutes, taking our chances with the hurricane. Every possible buzzword is included as these self-centered richies take aim at each other. Of course, being older, Greg doesn’t really fit in – but then no one really fits in here. Ms. Sennott’s character provides the most fun for viewers, as these long-time acquaintances seem to have no clue what it means to be a friend. They don’t trust those they know, those they don’t know, or even themselves. This could be a contemporary version of SCREAM … well if that wasn’t the Timex of movie franchises. With no cell coverage for most of the movie, these folks are forced to have actual conversations and interact, exposing the lack of social graces which are enhanced given the situation. The ending is not likely to surprise you, but it’s quite fitting. This is certainly not amongst the best A24 offerings, but if you can put up with the lingo and irritating characters, there is some comedy to appreciate.

Opening in theaters on August 12, 2022

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