CANDY MOUNTAIN (1987, digitally restored)

October 25, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. The pedigree alone makes this cult favorite one to check out now that it’s been digitally restored. Co-director Robert Frank was a renowned Swiss-American photographer and filmmaker, while co-director and screenwriter Ruby Wurlitzer was behind another popular cult flick from years earlier, TWO-LANE BLACKTOP (1971). The re-release is set to coincide with what would have been Mr. Frank’s one hundredth birthday (he passed in 2019 at age 94).

The story begins in NYC when not-so-talented musician Julius (Kevin J O’Connor) overhears a successful recording artist (David Johansen of New York Dolls) talking about his desire to buy up guitars handmade by the reclusive and legendary Elmore Silk. Julius, being the hustler and scammer that he is, claims to know Elmore Silk and offers to track him down. It’s all part of his latest scheme to become rich and famous without actually doing anything.

What follows is an oddball road trip of wrong turns, where Julius crosses paths with other ne’er do wells who each take advantage of him in some way. You might say Julius is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, yet he is persistent and continues his trek into Canada where, after being kidnapped, he locates Elmore Silk (Harris Yulin) and the guitars. Of course, the movie isn’t really about the guitars. It’s really about Julius’s trek and his desire to break out of the lifelong doldrums. What he doesn’t realize (though we do) is that even if he gets a big break, he’ll likely find a way to mess it up.

The real fun with this movie comes in spotting the faces of known actors and musicians. In addition to O’Connor and Yulin, you’ll see a young Laurie Metcalf (Oscar nominated for LADY BIRD, 2017), Tantoo Cardinal (KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON, 2023), French legend Bulle Ogier (THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISE, 1972), Rockets Redglare (bodyguard for the Sex Pistols), and Robert Blossom (Kevin’s scary neighbor in HOME ALONE). As for musicians, in addition to Johansen (also known as Buster Poindexter and for driving Bill Murray’s cab in SCROOGED), you’ll spot Joe Strummer of The Clash, the great Tom Waits, Arto Lindsay, Dr John, and Leon Redbone.

Kevin J O’Connor hasn’t acted on screen in a few years, but his unconventional looks have graced multiple high-profile films: PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED (1986), STEEL MAGNOLIAS (1989), AMISTAD (1997), GODS AND MONSTERS (1998), VAN HELSING (2004), THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007), and THE MASTER (2012). It’s an impressive career for a guy who rarely plays ‘normal’. Nostalgia also plays a part here as we see a sign at a service station flaunting 79 cents per gallon gas. Julius spends some time hitchhiking, which was common for the time, and his foray into Canada goes against the reputation of a country filled with polite and friendly folks. It helps make sense of the film’s best quote, “It always seems colder when you’re leaving some place.”

The remastered version open in select theaters on October 25, 2024

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TMI (1-5-12)

January 5, 2012

TMI (Today’s Movie Info)

 ELF, the 2003 blockbuster that has since become a Christmas TV tradition, stars Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf.  Did you know that Jim Carrey was originally slated for the role?  In one of the first scenes, Ming Ming the elf is played by Peter Billingsley … better known to most as Ralphie Parker from A Christmas Story (1983).  Leon the Snowman is voiced by Leon Redbone, who also sings “Baby It’s Cold Outside” with Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel, and “Christmas Island” on the soundtrack.  Lastly, the director Jon Favreau also directed Iron Man and Iron Man II, and wrote the script for Swingers (1996).

And don’t forget “to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup!


YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER

October 10, 2010

 Greetings again from the darkness. Sound and fury signify nothing. The narrator begins the film by reminding us of Shakespeare’s words. I can’t decide whether or not this was a confession by Woody Allen that he realized the movie fits that phrase. I have followed Mr. Allen’s film career since the early 70’s and have learned that sometimes disappointment follows. Of course, there are also times when pure screen magic occurs, making the journey worthwhile. Unfortunately, there is no magic here, just sound and faux-fury.

Here is a convoluted recap of the story: Elderly woman Helena (Gemma Jones) is dumped by her doesn’t want to admit he’s aging husband Alfie (Anthony Hopkins). He tries to be a swinging bachelor and ends up marrying a gold-digging call girl named Charlamaine (Lucy Punch). Helena looks for guidance from Cristal (Pauline Collins),a fortune teller referred by Helena’s daughter Sally (Naomi Watts). Sally is married to Roy (Josh Brolin), a morally bankrupt one-hit wonder in the novel-writing business. She works at a very successful art gallery run by Greg (Antonio Banderas). Sally and Roy yell at each other a lot and Sally has eyes for Greg, who instead has eyes for Iris (Anna Friel), a painter Sally discovered. Roy has peeping eyes for Dia (Freida Pinto), whom he can see from his bedroom window.

So, you get the idea. It is actually a set-up that fits perfectly with a Woody Allen film. A madcat story where no one is happy with their life and they each seek proof of their worth. Interesting that they seem to have some security with their current partner, but it’s just not enough. The cast is stellar, and London makes the perfect setting. However, nothing really clicks. Manly Josh Brolin just doesn’t wear neurosis well. I didn’t enjoy watching Naomi Watts yell at people. Anthony Hopkins’ character is such a pathetic re-tread that it really annoyed me. Mr. Allen obviously finds Freida Pinto appealing because her character gets perfect lighting and comes across as a victim, despite dumping her fiancé.

Despite all the turns in these sub-plots, only one of the stories really has any finality to it. Now I don’t mind endings that leave much to the imagination, but I do get irritated when it appears the filmmaker just lost interest. Even when that filmmaker is Woody Allen. 

SEE THIS MOVIE IF: you believe Woody Allen only makes timeless classics OR listening to Leon Redbone sing “When You Wish Upon a Star” is worth $10 to you.

SKIP THIS MOVIE IF: you are susceptible to the directives of fortune tellers OR you just can’t take one more film about a struggling writer, a lustful senior citizen or a career woman whose biological clock is ticking.