STEALING PULP FICTION (2025)

June 26, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. The first feature film from writer-director Danny Turkiewicz is an expanded version of his same-titled 2020 short film. It’s also an example of clueless buddies being passionate about a very bad idea. Mostly though, the characters here seem to share a certain unspoken loneliness that unites them.

Let’s clear the air on this one. It’s a goofy lark that never takes itself too seriously. It’s the kind of movie that opens on two buddies sitting in a bar brainstorming pun-themed businesses while sipping colorful drinks with little umbrellas in the glasses. Jonathan (Jon Rudnitsky, HOME AGAIN, 2017) and Steve (Karan Soni, Dopinder in the Deadpool movies) are film lovers with opposite personalities, although they do share a certain charming ineptitude. This worrisome pair also shares acronyms for everyday language. Examples include MTP for movie theater popcorn, and KIT for keep in touch. It’s this level of ‘brilliance’ that finds them agreeing on their next project … a specific cinematic heist.

A late-night screening of PULP FICTION leads to the knowledge that what they watched was directly from the personal 35mm reels from the director’s own collection. So, what do they decide? To steal the reels, of course (this film’s title is likely a giveaway).  Soon their gang for this heist has grown to four, including their wonderfully deadpan friend Elizabeth (Cazzie David, filmmaker of I LOVE YOU FOREVER, and daughter of Larry David), and their personal therapist Dr. Mendelbaum (Jason Alexander taking on the name of an infamous “Seinfeld” character).

Despite the lack of any real plan – and a failed “Practice Heist” – the foursome proceeds with the idea. There is a definite retro look and feel to the film, including numerous Tarantino nods, and movie posters for Turkiewicz’s previous short films pop up in the background periodically. The loneliness aspect mentioned above comes around for all four of our main characters … with a little help from one of Mendelbaum’s other patients (Victoria Secret model Taylor Hill) and the Pillisdorf Social Club. A special shoutout to Seager Tennis who goes fully unhinged playing Tarantino. Silly, odd, and unconventional all describe this film, and at 84 minutes, it may best be described as harmless fun … for those days when you want to avoid deep thought.

Opening in select theaters and on digital beginning June 27, 2025

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I LOVE YOU FOREVER (2025)

February 14, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. So, may we interest you in a Valentine’s Day movie about an abusive relationship doomed to failure? What if I told you that it’s meant to be funny, but it’s actually quite depressing and dark? Cazzie David (Larry David’s daughter) and Elisa Kalani are co-writers and co-directors on this film rumored to be ‘inspired’ by Ms. David’s relationship with a certain former SNL comedian (the one known for dating a steady stream of beautiful women).

MacKenzie (Sofia Black-D’Elia, “Your Honor”, “The Night Of”) is a law student, and when the film opens, she’s in bed with Jake (Raymond Cham Jr, THE IDEA OF YOU, 2024). We quickly realize this is a booty call … although it doesn’t appear that MacKenzie recognizes it as such. Or perhaps, more accurately, she hopes for more from Jake. This is merely the first painful example – and there are many more to come – of MacKenzie displaying very little self-confidence or self-worth, despite being lovely, intelligent, and quite capable of participating in flirty and witty banter.

Rounding out the trio of good friends are Ally (the film’s writer/director Cazzie David) and Lucas (Jon Rudnitsky, HOME AGAIN, 2017). When together, these buds have a strong bond and whip-smart dialogue. The movie is at its best during these times. Things shift quickly when MacKenzie meets Finn (Ray Nicholson, Jack’s son) at Ally’s birthday bash. Finn seems like the perfect guy for her. He’s a news reporter who can match her flirtatious ways, and delivers the most romantic first date one could imagine. The early stages go smoothly, and the weeks click by as they grow closer.

Of course, things (and men) are never as perfect as they seem. Finn begins to throw these manipulative tantrums that, frankly, are quite frightening. MacKenzie recognizes the behavior as unacceptable, yet is so intent on keeping ‘Mr. Right’, that she continues to work through his wicked (and bipolar) ways. Ally and Lucas try to be supportive for her, but Finn demands so much attention, that friendships and law school become after thoughts. It’s infuriating to watch, and it’s likely that I’m simply too old to understand why anyone would put up with Finn. Sure, partners are never as perfect as they initially seem, but hopefully few turn out to be as psychotic as Finn. The filmmakers have delivered a masterclass on what not to subject yourself to in a relationship … it’s just questionable whether this is the right message to deliver on Valentine’s Day. On second thought, maybe that’s the perfect time.

Opening in theaters on February 14, 2025

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