Greetings again from the darkness. Every one of us wants to look good and feel good. But how far will we go? What if our livelihood depended on looking young? There is no denying that societal pressures favor those who are pleasing to the eye, and of course, Hollywood is the poster child for rewarding beauty and youth … and penalizing, or at least ignoring, the other end of the spectrum. The second film from director Max Minghella (his first was TEEN SPIRIT, 2018) features a screenplay from Jack Stanley (THE PASSENGER, 2023), and it likely pays a price for coming on the heels of last year’s THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a body horror film with a similar theme, but one that was far more extreme.
The film opens with a terrific sequence with the rarely seen Elizabeth Berkley (SHOWGIRLS, 1995) as Jenna Janero. The sequence firmly establishes that we’re in for a ‘body horror’ ride; although unfortunately, this is one of the best scenes for quite a while. We then meet Samantha Lake (Elisabeth Moss, “Mad Men”), a struggling actor who has hit the dreaded age of 40 – a poor ‘choice’ in Hollywood. Sam’s career peak seems to have passed her by and now she’s auditioning for roles against much younger actors – including Chloe Benson (Kaia Gerber, SATURDAY NIGHT, 2022), whom Sam babysat years ago.
After a professional nudge, Sam finds herself at Shell Corporation, a strange place that promises its clients vitality and the end of aging. The Director and face of the company is Zoe Shannon (Kate Hudson, ALMOST FAMOUS, 2000), a 68-year-old woman who doesn’t look a day over 40. Not surprisingly, delivering youth to women is extremely lucrative, and Zoe lives her luxurious lifestyle in a stunning mansion. Oh, there is a downside … some clients have to be ‘disappeared’ when the side effects pop up.
Dressed in a ridiculous oversized Columbo trench coat (supposedly to trick us into believing Ms. Moss is a hefty woman), Sam is a bit reluctant at first to join the Shell program. All it takes is handsome and smooth-talking Dr. Hubert (Arian Moayed, “Inventing Anna”) to ease her into the program. Soon Sam and Zoe are buddies and spending a great deal of time together, relishing their youthful looks and subsequent riches.
Of course, all fantasies must come crashing down at some point, and although her psoriasis is gone, the side effects cause the worst Vanity Fair interview in history, and lead to an extreme third act. Dr. Thadeus Brand (Peter MacNicol, “Ally McBeal”), the inventor of Shell returns for Sam’s debrief. His use of lobster enzymes comes into play, resulting in a sequence of splatter.
It’s a bit odd that the film never capitalizes on women taking power, or even taking control of their own life. Although Kate Hudson does nice work here, I couldn’t help but think that casting Gwyneth Paltrow would have added a touch of irony. Este Haim provides a bit of support work as Sam’s assistant and friend, and the focus pretty much remains on the obsession/pursuit of youth and beauty – at any cost. Director Max Minghella is best known as an actor (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) and as the son of Oscar winning director Anthony Minghella (THE ENGLISH PATIENT, 1996). It’s likely meant as satire, but the film strikes so close to today’s societal pressures, especially on women, that we can’t help but be a bit saddened by it. One thing’s certain … there was a missed opportunity for the B52’s “Rock Lobster”.
In Select Theatres & On Digital October 3, 2025
Posted by David Ferguson 
Greetings again from the darkness. A filmmaker takes a risk by opening a movie with a frenetic and extended chase scene. This approach tends to announce that the action is more important than the story or characters … a message most filmmakers prefer not to convey. With his track record including SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998), I tend to give the benefit of doubt to every new Guy Ritchie-directed project. Most offer some heft and creativity, yet the disappointments are often amplified due to expectations. Working from a screenplay by James Vanderbilt, this one strives to be a blend of NATIONAL TREASURE and Indiana Jones, with Thor and Loki banter.
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