ODDITY (2024)

July 18, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. For me, the best horror movies aren’t a factor of jump-scare after jump-scare, but rather of the level of lingering unease and ominous atmospheric dread they generate. Writer-director Damian McCarthy has accomplished just such a movie with his second feature film.  Oddly enough, ODDITY could be described as a murder mystery cloaked in supernatural horror, yet I believe most horror fans will welcome this one from the edge of their seat.

Dr. Ted Timmis (Gwilym Lee, BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY, 2018) works at a psychiatric asylum, and a late-night call with his wife Dani, finds her informing him that she’ll stay the night alone at the house they are renovating. A knock on the door, followed by the stranger’s warning, sets things up for us. Debating whether to open the door, Dani is told that she’s not alone in the house and the stranger identifies himself as Olin Boole (Tading Murphy, THE NORTHMAN, 2022), a former patient of her husband’s. He says he just wants to help. For reasons never explained, Dani sleeps in a tent in the unfurnished great room – although a tent is typically used as protection from the elements, and she’s inside the house. She’s not affected by weather, yet other elements are afoot, and the vinyl tent offers no defense.

The story then skips ahead over a period of time, and finds widower Ted in a new relationship with Yana (Caroline Menton), who prefers not to sleep alone in the now renovated house where the wife of her boyfriend was previously murdered. Meanwhile, Ted wanders into the creepy mystical trinket store where Darcy (Carolyn Bracken, THE QUIET GIRL, 2022) works, and makes an innocent remark about having her visit sometime. Darcy is the blind twin of Dani, and her short blonde hair stands in stark contrast to sister Dani’s previous long, auburn tresses. Darcy claims to have certain powers as a medium, and we can’t help but wonder if she has thoughts of avenging her sister’s death.

The elements of Irish folk horror work well here. These include a rundown asylum with a creepy orderly, a frantic one-eyed stranger pounding on the door, a remote house with a woman staying alone, and a trap door in an expansive house replete with staircases and corridors. The only thing missing is a skittish dog. However, the piece de resistance is the “gift” Darcy brings Ted and Yana … a trunk containing a large wooden mannequin. This terrifying work is not a gift anyone would welcome from the psychic twin sister of one’s murdered wife.

Some of the best scenes are exchanges between Yana and Darcy (Ms. Bracken is exceptional here). Their verbal jousting is filled with intrigue, all while we are left to ponder the history and meaning of the bizarre mannequin, a family heirloom. That terrific opening sequence sets the stage, and the film gets even better from there. Director McCarthy, editor Brian Philip Davis, cinematographer Colm Hogan, and Production Designer Lauren Kelly work together to create an eerie tone filled with tension … and yes, there is even a well-placed jump-scare for those in need. This is one of those low-key horror films that we can hope finds an appreciative audience.

In theaters beginning July 19, 2024

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THE EXORCISM (2024)

June 20, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. It’s been 23 years since Russell Crowe won his Oscar for GLADIATOR. Some of his personal struggles have been well-documented, and although he may no longer be an A-list actor, he remains a talented and prolific one … especially these past couple of years. I’ll admit to still finding him fascinating on screen, as he’s usually fully committed to the character he’s playing.

There’s more to this one than another mesmerizing Crowe performance. If you don’t already know, be advised that it’s a film-within-a-film derived from real life. Only not the usual “inspired by a true story” like we are accustomed to. Nope. The writer-director is Joshua John Miller, who is the son of the late Jason Miller, who played Father Karras in the classic horror film THE EXORCIST (1973). Co-written with M.A. Fortim (“Queen of the South”), once we know Miller’s roots, the film takes on a whole new relevance. So … “This time, it’s personal” … actually fits!

Crowe plays Anthony Miller (there’s that last name again), an actor looking to re-establish his career after grieving for his wife’s death left him an alcoholic and addict. Out of rehab, he’s also trying to reconnect with his estranged and rebellious daughter Lee (Ryan Simpkins, Ty’s big sister, BRIGSBY BEAR, 2017), who has recently been kicked out of school. After the mysterious death of his lead actor (which we witness), director Peter (Adam Goldberg, appeared in A BEAUTIFUL MIND with Russell Crowe) casts Anthony as the Priest, despite, or possibly because of, his troubled past. See, Peter’s movie, “The Georgetown Project”, appears to be pretty much identical to THE EXORCIST, right down to the two-story house set and the bits of story we pick up.

The film co-stars Blake (Chloe Bailey, R&B artist and big sister of Halle) as the possessed one, and Joe (Sam Worthington, The “Avatar” franchise – more to come) as a fellow Priest. Hanging around the set as the Catholic church consultant is a Priest played by David Hyde Pierce (“Frasier”), whose presence is necessary as we see Anthony’s crisis-of-faith and possible demonic possession mirroring that of the character he’s playing – likely due to the unpleasant childhood memories of his time as an altar boy. For those who know, Adam Goldberg’s performance as Peter will recall the stories of William Friedkin’s demanding and demeaning directorial style on the set of the 1973 horror classic.

The acting, especially Crowe and Simpkins, is stellar, although we can’t help but wonder why Sam Worthington’s role wasn’t beefed up a bit. As with most horror films the sound effects are exaggerated, though this one seems overboard at times. Still, with the added weight of the “behind-the-scenes” backstory, there is plenty here to keep us engaged … though one would be hard-pressed to label it a son’s tribute to daddy.

In theaters June 21, 2024

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STING (2024)

April 11, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. The trailer for this one makes it clear that it’s a monster movie in the vein of those Friday late night creature-features I stayed up watching as a kid … whenever I wasn’t grounded from watching TV. Australian filmmaker Kiah Roche-Turner has set this one in Brooklyn and it takes place almost entirely inside an old apartment building (the only exceptions are shots of the ice storm occurring outside).

Roche-Turner may have delivered the latest creature-feature, however, it’s not one of those that inspires empathy towards the creature. Twelve-year-old Charlotte (get it??) is on one of her adventures through the air vents of the old building when she captures a little black spider. A pet spider may be uncommon, but keeping secrets from your mother, Heather, (Penelope Mitchell, HELLBOY, 2009) and stepdad, Ethan, (Ryan Corr, THE WATER DIVINER, 2014) is right in line with the actions of an adolescent frustrated by the responsibilities of having to watch her newborn brother while the frazzled adults go about earning a living.

The film’s opening shows Charlotte’s sweater-knitting grandmother, Helga (Noni Hazelhurst, TRUTH, 2015), battling dementia and calling the exterminator after hearing loud noises in the wall. The story then flashes back four days to when Charlotte first finds the spider. Frank (Jermaine Fowler, RICKY STANICKY, 2024) sprays the building, but even as a pest expert, he doesn’t suspect what’s about to happen. Relative newcomer Alyla Brown (TRUE SPIRIT, 2023) performs superbly as Charlotte, and is stunned when the pet spider she names Sting mimics her whistle when it’s due for another meal of crunchy bugs, which leads to exponential growth.

Although it’s not necessary, there are additional elements to the story that occur around the whole rapidly-growing spider. Charlotte’s stepdad is the building super and an aspiring comic book artist. In an effort to bond with her, Ethan illustrated the story she created about her biological father, whose deadbeat nature mother Heather has withheld from her. Their neighbors consist of lonely widow Maria (Silvia Colloca, VAN HELSING, 2004) and oddball science geek Erik (Danny Kim, “Born to Spy”), the latter of whom exposes Charlotte’s clandestine arachnid pet to the parents. The final player here is frugal and grumpy Gunther (Robyn Nevin, RELIC, 2020), who apparently owns the building and lives with her sister Helga. Ms. Nevin has a face made for horror films (and I mean that as a compliment) and gets to go full out in her one big scene with Ethan.

 As you’d expect, some of these folks meet a grisly end, while others are more fortunate. There are enough kills for those that lust for such moments, and enough creepiness and chuckles for everyone else. It does take a while for the arachnid rampage to begin, but there’s enough suspense to keep us around.  Most will appreciate Brad Shield’s cinematography as the camera worms it’s way through the claustrophobic hallways and air ducts of the building. The origins of the spider might be missed by those who aren’t paying close attention, but it’s a brilliant touch. And even though it’s a bit of campy horror, the dayglo red used in the fake blood is among the worst you’ll likely ever see. The film is quite a bit different from the 1990 cult classic ARACHNOPHOBIA, but the lesson in keeping moth balls on hand could someday come in handy. Over the opening credits, “What a Way to Die” by The Pleasure Seekers acts as a foreshadowing of events, and in keeping with the film’s title, there are a couple of “stingers” for those who stick around.

Opening in theaters on April 12, 2024

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STOPMOTION (2024)

February 23, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. The art of stop-motion consists of bringing hunks of clay to life and telling an interesting story. It’s excruciatingly slow work requiring meticulous attention to detail.  The first feature length film from animator-turned-writer/director Robert Morgan is co-written with Robin King, and pays homage to this distinct art form. Of course, since it’s a horror film, it also makes good use of the adage … an artist being consumed by their art.

Aisling Franciosa (so memorable in THE NIGHTINGALE, 2018) stars as Ella Blake, who is assisting her mother (Stella Gonet), a renowned stop-motion artist, with her “last film”. Arthritis has seized mom’s hands and so she barks orders at her daughter in frustration of her own limitations. Once out from under her mother’s controlling ways, Ella finds her own space in an old apartment, where she begins to pursue her own vision. Soon she’s visited by an odd and inquisitive little girl (Caoilinn Springall), presumably from the neighborhood. The girl labels Ella’s work “boring” and proceeds to tell her own story about Ashman, who haunts a girl in the forest over three nights. Ella is captivated, and we quickly recognize she is in the midst of a slow descent into madness … unaware of who this little girl actually is.

Director Morgan first introduces us to Ella over the opening credits. The flashing lights in a nightclub play visual tricks, and Ella alternates between good and evil looks (think of the two-face syndrome in “Seinfeld”). This is an early clue about the film’s path. Morgan also provides contrast between the stark working conditions of the studio (whether it’s mom’s basement or Ella’s apartment) and the more lively and colorful clubs and parties where she hangs out with her boyfriend (Tom York). Adding to the film’s visual treats are some unusual camera angles courtesy of cinematographer Leo Hinstin.

The final act features some extreme gore, so be prepared. It’s rare for a film to feature raw meat, a dead fox, maggots, and mutilation, but few films have successfully blended the use of stop-action animation with live-action drama. Aisling Franciosa has the instincts to convincingly portray a troubled artist when the wires are crossed between reality and creativity. Getting creeped out is all part of the show.

Opens in theaters on February 23, 2024

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NIGHT SWIM (2024)

January 4, 2024

Greetings again from the darkness. Over the years, there have been many movies reinforcing why we should “be afraid of going in the water.” This includes CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON (1954), DEEP SEA BLUE (1999), OPEN WATER (2003), and of course, the all-time classic, JAWS (1975). Beyond the ocean, swimming pools always create a level of anxiety for parents, because most kids can’t imagine something that’s so much fun carrying any type of danger. Thanks to horror producers Jason Blum and James Wan, writer-director Bryce McGuire and co-writer Rob Blackhurst have expanded their 4-minute 2014 short film and try their darndest to make a backyard pool the source of supernatural evil.

Fresh off her Oscar nomination for THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022), Kerry Condon stars as Eve Waller, and Wyatt Russell (EVERYBODY WANTS SOME, 2016) co-stars as her husband Ray, whose major league baseball career has been cut short due to the early onset of a degenerative disease. The family finds a spacious home with a swimming pool in the backyard, and the kids, 15-year-old Izzy (Amelie Hoeferle, THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES) and her younger brother Elliot (Gavin Warren, “Fear the Walking Dead”) are thrilled to leave the gypsy life of baseball behind and finally settle down and make friends. As viewers, we know something the family doesn’t. The opening scene (expertly filmed) shows us a tragic event that occurred in this same pool a few years back. Nothing is given away, but it’s an ominous start featuring some fuzzy bunny slippers.

Once the Wallers move in, each of them have their own encounters while swimming. Eve, Izzy, and Elliot each get spooked, while Ray immediately begins to feel better and more energetic. Ben Sinclair (SPIN ME ROUND, 2022) adds a dose of humor as the pool servicer, while also informing the family that it’s a natural spring-fed pool. For some unknown reason, Sinclair’s character only gets one scene – a definite flaw in the filmmaking. The Wallers throw a neighborhood party and, no surprise, it goes sideways. From here, things get progressively worse (and sillier) as a supernatural entity or demon is clearly having its way with the family.

Cinematographer Charlie Sarroff (SMILE, 2022) does nice work with the pool, especially the underwater scenes at night … although the night isn’t the only time bad stuff happens. Other than the kinda funny idea that a swimming pool can possess evil, the film clunks along by touching on numerous ideas, some of which are creative, only to leave us hanging on most. The backstory of the house and swimming pool is investigated by Eve, and that alone could have injected a heavy dose of drama and creepiness. Instead, we get a couple of glimpses of a hokey looking presence … and we can’t help but wonder why this family keeps sticking their hands in every skimmer and drain opening – much less why they insist on swimming alone at night.

It feels like a pretty intense and more complete story is lurking just beneath the surface here … as there are some good ideas, as well as believable performances from Condon, Russell (who nails a couple of punchlines), Hoeferle, and Warren. Similarities to the horror classic POLTERGEIST (1982) are evident, and that’s a pretty lofty goal. Producers Jason Blum and James Wan have recently finalized the merger of their two production studios, Blumhouse and Atomic Monster, so we can expect regular releases of horror films from the group. The expectation is there will be more hits than misses.

Opens nationwide in theaters on January 5, 2023

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DREAM SCENARIO (2023)

November 30, 2023

Greetings again from the darkness. David Bowie’s 1975 song “Fame” has a line, “Fame … what you get is no tomorrow”, and that stuck with me during the second half of this terrific and wild film from Norwegian writer-director Kristoffer Borgli (SICK OF MYSELF, 2022). Borgli not only tackles the issue of sudden fame and the weight that goes with it, but he also comments on ego and today’s cancel culture. Subtext runs throughout a film that feels descended from the mind of Charlie Kaufman and/or Spike Jonze.

Oscar winner Nicolas Cage is perfectly cast as Paul Matthews, a bland Evolutionary Biology professor, living a satisfactory life with his wife Janet (the always strong Julianne Nicholson) and their two daughters Sophie (Lily Bird) and Hannah (Jessica Clement). As for his career, Paul, always dressed in a sweater and green jacket, is frumpy and awkward and an undistinguished faculty member who speaks frequently of writing a book, though he never actually writes anything.

Things change quickly for Paul as he begins showing up in people’s dreams. As in his life, Dream-Paul doesn’t do much other than ‘be there’, but as the number of people who experience this grows exponentially, Paul becomes a celebrity … leading to the publicity machine we’ve witnessed many times in real life. Basically, Paul goes viral. Cage masters the delivery of this line: “Have you been dreaming about me?”, and it’s the point where we recognize he is delivering an outstanding performance. When do-nothing dream-Paul turns aggressive and violent in folk’s dreams (now nightmares), his experience shifts dramatically. Cancel culture kicks in and Paul becomes an outcast or pariah. Filmmaker Borgli could draw from numerous real-life situations where teachers have been dismissed for absurd reasons … OK, maybe not as absurd as actions in a dream, yet the concept is the same.

Borgli was surely inspired by Spike Jonze’s excellent ADAPTATION (2002), which featured Nic Cage in a dual role (as Kaufman and his fictional brother). Although this isn’t technically a dual role, Cage certainly gets to carve a wide swath through the film and through dreams … and he appears to be having a great time doing so. Supporting work is provided by Dylan Baker, Tim Meadows, Dylan Gelula, and Kate Berlant. Michael Cera has a humorous sequence as a PR agent at a marketing firm that is trying to cash in on Paul’s newfound fame as a “dream influencer”. We even see capitalism at work in a further attempt to create an industry out of this flukey situation.

The brilliance of the film stems from Borgli presenting this as an entertaining comedy-horror film with ‘everyman’ Paul at the center. It’s a clever idea that is not-so-subtle in its willingness to show us how easily cancel culture can spin out of control and how monetizing our addiction to attention can go wrong. One specific thing that I admired in Borgli’s approach was how he made Paul a normal guy, and yet, he’s one of those who always believes someone has wronged him or stolen his work – despite the fact that he never actually produces any work or takes his own risk. There is so much to like about this film, not the least of which is one of Nicolas Cage’s best ever performances (even in David Byrne’s oversized suit).

Opens in theaters on December 1, 2023

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VINDICTA (2023)

October 5, 2023

Greetings again from the darkness. Sometimes low budget horror movies work, and sometimes they don’t. As a general guideline, the less complicated they are, the better the chance of successful entertainment. Director Sean McNamara (THE KING’S DAUGHTER, 2022) is one of the more prolific directors you’ll find. His work includes TV series, videos, short films, and feature films. He currently has 15 projects in the hopper. Sean is a busy man.

With a script by Ian Neligh and Steven Paul, this film offers moments of hope, but mostly it’s too ambitious … a rare criticism these days. Trying to tackle too many story lines creates a mess in the exact place a decent little genre film could have been born. Elena Kampouris (MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 & 3) stars as Lou, a rookie paramedic just out of training. Fire Chief Rick (Sean Astin, THE LORD OF THE RINGS franchise) reluctantly assigns her to a first ride in the middle of riots, protests, and fires in a rough part of Seattle.

In addition to the mass chaos in the city, there is a masked killer on the loose – one who thrives on vicious and violent attacks. Suspicions arise when the same building burns that burned five years earlier, killing a mother and son. Fortunately, Lou is not a typical newbie. She possesses fighting skills and is fluent in Latin and Mandarin. Latin comes in quite handy since the killer scrawls his messages in Latin, leaving Lou to assist Detective Russo (Travis Nelson) with clues in the case.

In addition to her skills, Lou is also the idealistic daughter of retired cop played by Jeremy Piven (“Entourage”). The two are so close she even has a bobblehead of him on her car dash. Lou still blames her 9-year-old self for not saving her mother’s life, no matter how many times people remind her she was just a kid. Perhaps you are starting to sense the issues with the film, and I have yet to mention the corruption and greed at the heart of the killer’s mission of vengeance. One nice touch is the mask … it’s Michelangelo’s David, and it’s plenty creepy, even if most of the characters here don’t come across as real people. Elena Kampouris is to be commended for giving her all to the role, but the writers and the film likely would have benefited from the KISS approach,

Opening in select theaters and on digital beginning October 6, 2023

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FANTASTIC FEST 2023

October 2, 2023

Fantastic Fest is an annual film festival sponsored by Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas. Specializing in independent films, the festival usually leans heavily into horror, science fiction, dark comedy, and Avant Garde – pretty much anything that could gather a “cult” following. Here is a recap of the Fantastic Fest films I covered this year (virtually).

YOU’RE NOT ME

Every year, Christmas is voted both the happiest AND most stressful time of the year. The reason why seems pretty obvious and is encapsulated in one word: family. Co-writers and co-directors Marisa Crespo and Moises Romera seize on this phenomenon by having Aitana and her wife Gabi, along with their recently adopted baby boy, make a surprise visit to Aitana’s parents’ home on Christmas Eve … or if you prefer the word used by the parents, it’s an ‘unannounced’ visit.

From the moment the front door is answered, Aitana (and us) notices the cold and strange reception. After being away for three years, she expected long hugs and oohs and ahhs. Instead, her wheelchair bound brother, Saul, is the only one happy to see her, and the curious vibe includes meeting Nadia. The layers take a while to peel back, but what’s apparent is that Nadia has replaced Aitana as the daughter, and this includes sleeping in her bed, wearing her clothes, and being doted on by the parents.

The atmosphere shifts from odd to downright bizarre in the evening as a formal dinner party confuses Aitana. Is she in danger?  Is her baby in danger? Is Nadia a threat? What is up with her parents’ odd behavior? There are teases of the supernatural, demon worship, and a culinary cult. Does any of this play out? Does Aitana’s nightmare come true? The filmmakers expertly toss out many questions, while we as viewers are reminded of ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968) and THE WICKER MAN (1973) as the set-up progresses. No one would describe this as a typical Christmas flick (although there is an Old Nick); however, it’s an impressive production that keeps us guessing.

THE COFFEE TABLE

A smarmy furniture salesman goes overboard convincing Jesus that a particularly hideous coffee table “will change your life” and guarantees it will “bring you happiness. He also claims multiple times that the glass top is “unbreakable”. Jesus and his wife, Maria, argue over the piece. She scoffs at him for believing the outlandish promises. What we soon learn is that Maria ‘rules the roost’ in this marriage and is accustomed to her word being the final word. She planned the wedding, named their newborn baby, selected the color and décor for the nursery, and has been decorating their new apartment with no input from hubby.

The purchase of the coffee table is merely Jesus standing up for himself and making a decision for their family. This couple argues over trivial matters, and they’ve yet to address the absurd accusations and demands being made by the 13-year-old neighbor girl who fantasizes about Jesus. Maria heads to the market to prepare for dinner with Jesus’ brother and his barely legal girlfriend, leaving Jesus in charge of the baby.

By the film’s end, one of the furniture salesman’s promises has come true while the other two have proven absolutely not true. We watch in amazement as Jesus desperately tries to find a way out of the worst imaginable situation … one made even worse by the extended discussions on the joys of parenting. The tension here is palpable and the subject matter is about as dark as any movie I’ve watched … it’s not for those who enjoy lighthearted flicks, but the film is about as well-made and well-acted as you’ll ever find at an indie film festival. The awards ceremony rarely matters much to me at festivals, but I was disappointed this one didn’t gain some recognition.

THE UNCLE

Croatian filmmakers David Kapac and Andrija Mardesic set this story around Christmas, or so it seems anyway. The tinseled tree is up, the house is decorated with blinking lights, and mom is cooking a beautiful turkey for the family meal. Dad and son race to finish their chores before Uncle arrives after his drive from Munich. What appears to be a Norman Rockwell set-up for the family holiday fun is somehow off kilter … each of the players displays enough awkwardness that we instinctively know not all is as it seems.

Forced conversation at the table turns to forced gratitude as presents are disbursed. A video is shown and then Uncle departs. We are left to wonder what the heck, when another day arrives and the event is recreated … right down to the roast beast. We soon see piles of turkeys, cigarette cartons, and BB guns, and realize that these evenings are not just uncomfortable, they are being repeated time after time.

Uncle states many times that all he wants is “a perfect Christmas”, though it’s not until “Sis” accompanies one evening, that we begin to assemble the clues and pieces. There is enough dark comedy in the first half that we chuckle a few times; however, the second half is so bleak and depressing and filled with suspense, that we can only attempt to shake off the feeling of horror that permeates. Two standout performances here belong to screen vet Predrag Miki Manojlovic (as Uncle) and Ivana Roscic (as the mother).

MUSHROOMS

For those of us who enjoy figuring out a mysterious story line before the answer is revealed, this little gem from filmmaker Pawel Borowski will both enchant and frustrate. A ‘granny’ is foraging in the woods for her regular supply of hard-to-find mushrooms. We are drawn to her face and confident movements as she trudges through the forest. It’s a face of toughness and experience.

She happens upon a couple resting in the forest. Both are dressed in costumes. The woman has an ankle so injured that it requires she be carried by her male partner, one who talks incessantly.  He begs the old woman to provide assistance and guide them to safety. At first, she refuses; but ultimately agrees to lead the way. She’s a shrewd woman and doesn’t believe their story about a theater prank, and what follows is a slowly-formed game of cat and mouse with no clear solution, but a definitive ending.

Nature is key here, and granny educates the couple on “spiritlessness”, the rare pure silence in nature. Musical cues occur periodically, though mostly we are left to our own until what can only be defined as a surprise ending. We might have had a better shot at solving the mystery if we were better able to pinpoint a timeframe, but without that, we simply enjoy the suspense and joy of a clever, makes-sense conclusion.

THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE BARN

Billed as a Norwegian comedy-horror, it’s unfortunate that this latest from director Magnus Martens didn’t work on either front for me … although I absolutely adore the premise. A typical American family inherits a family farm in Norway, and quickly decide to relocate to the farm and turn the barn into a Bed and Breakfast for tourists who want to enjoy country life and the spectacular views. Of course, this happens after we’ve seen the opening and what happened to the previous owner a month earlier.

The teenage daughter (Zoe Winther-Hansen) is angry about leaving her friends behind. The stepmother (Amrita Acharia) is trying to put on a happy face for the family, while the goofy dad (Martin Starr, “Silicon Valley”) is just excited for the adventure and mostly oblivious to the obstacles. It’s the young son (Townes Bunner) who stumbles on the oddity living in the barn. An elf has made the dusty place his, and a local man provides the breakdown of the local legend. The son tries to explain to his family what the “Barn Elf Rules” are, but they ignore him and proceed to break all three rules.

Numerous cracks about violence in America are included (evidently part of the ‘comedy’), but other than skiing being broadcast on every cable channel, the movie is neither as clever nor scary as it tries to be. Turning into an elf gore-fest with a gang of elves makes for some fight scenes that should have been more creative, and instead mostly fall flat. This is one I had high expectations for since I thoroughly enjoyed last year’s VIOLENT NIGHT. At least it ends with the great Darlene Love singing “Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home).”

***NOTE: I have also watched TOTALLY KILLER, a horror film that screened at Fantastic Fest this year, and a separate review will be posted since it was not part of the virtual festival package.

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BIRTH/REBIRTH (2023)

August 17, 2023

Greetings again from the darkness. When Colin Clive bellowed, “It’s alive. It’s alive”, in James Whale’s classic FRANKENSTEIN (1931), it instantly became an iconic moment in cinema history, and inspired many new readers to seek out Mary Shelley’s 1818 novel. Since then, there have been numerous takes on the idea of bringing the dead back to life, and this latest is the first feature film from writer-director Laura Moss and their co-writer and collaborator on their award-winning short film, FRY DAY (2017), Brendan J O’Brien.

The film opens with the frantic emergency delivery of a newborn where the mother’s life is in danger. This scene bookends the story, and it’s not until the end when we realize what’s happening and why. As an opener, this throws us a bit off track, and it’s followed up by showing us the close mother-daughter bond between maternity nurse Celie (a terrific Judy Reyes, “Scrubs”) and six-year-old Lila (AJ Lister). The next morning is a mother’s worst nightmare, and this takes us into the depths of the hospital and the story.

Bacterial Meningitis takes Lila’s life in a matter of hours, and her body ends up with onsite pathologist Dr Rose Casper (Marin Ireland, “Justified: City Primeval”). Socially awkward doesn’t do justice to Rose’s personality, as she seems to be incapable of empathy or even a normal conversation. However, she is obsessed with finding a cure. No, not a cure for meningitis or even cancer, but a cure for death. And her latest “patient” is the recently deceased Lila.

When Celie tracks down Rose at her apartment, she is stunned to see Lila in bed attached to monitors, while Rose’s pet pig tromps around the kitchen. It’s at this point where we realize we have been horror-conditioned to expect Lila to stagger from bed and spread atrocities across the city, wreaking havoc on all who have wronged her. With the creativity of the filmmakers, not only does that not happen, but instead an odd example of teamwork builds between Celie and Rose. It’s a brilliant turn of events, and one that elevates the film within the horror-thriller genre.

Rose’s obsession and focus is quirky and odd and unconventional, and watching Celie not just join in the mission, but actually contribute, is quite interesting. The contrast between the two women is obvious – Celie sees people (babies) as they are born into the world, while Rose seems them just after they depart … these are the first and last stages. There is really only one misstep here – involving Muriel the pig – but most of the movie is exceptionally well written and acted. Ms. Ireland’s Rose will surely make most viewers quite uncomfortable – especially with her method for gathering fetuses for research.

Playing God or trying to outwit nature and biology is typically a losing battle. The film has bits of Frankenstein, PET SEMETARY, Chucky from the Child’s Play franchise, as well as HP Lovecraft’s RE-ANIMATOR. As the two women begin to share traits previously only visible in the other, the film harkens back to the old adage – just because we can do something doesn’t mean we should – only with a big twist from a unique point-of-view as a final shot. It’s a dark movie that certainly isn’t for everyone, but here’s hoping Laura Moss’s film finds a midnight movie audience.

Opens August 18, 2023

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COCAINE BEAR (2023)

February 23, 2023

Greetings again from the darkness. Dorothy Gale from Kansas may have been worried about ‘Lions and Tigers and Bears”, but even with a wicked witch and flying monkeys chasing her, she never faced anything as fierce as Cocaine Bear! The story is inspired by true events in 1985 when a plane load of cocaine was inadvertently dropped over a national forest in Georgia. Screenwriter Jimmy Warden takes that premise and imagines what would happen if a ferocious bear had ingested mass quantities of the drug and then rampaged while on the ensuing high. Elizabeth Banks, known mostly for her acting (THE HUNGER GAMES), adds this to her growing list of directorial outings (CHARLIE’S ANGELS, PITCH PERFECT 2), and her latest is sure to find a place in cinematic lore.

The film opens with a reenactment of the plane and parachute mishap that caused the drugs to dump into the forest. A crazed Matthew Rhys (“The Americans”) bonks his head on the skydiving exit, setting the stage for our bear to discover the scattered drug bricks. Of course, as we know from so many movies, TV shows, and national news reports, when a drug delivery goes sideways, bears aren’t the only ones on the hunt. A local drug dealer played by Ray Liotta sends his son (Alden Ehrenreich, SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY, 2018) and henchman (O’Shea Jackson, son of Ice Cube) to retrieve the misplaced shipment … all while a detective (Isiah Whitlock Jr) is on their trail.

Looking-for-love Park Ranger Liz (the always great Margot Martindale) envisions a romantic hike with the Park inspector she fancies (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), but her plans are spoiled when a frantic mom (Keri Russell, “The Americans”) shows up looking for her missing daughter Dee Dee (Brooklynn Prince, THE FLORIDA PROJECT, 2017) and her child’s friend Henry (Christian Convery, “Sweet Tooth”), who skipped school to explore the park. While all this is occurring, there is also a band of thugs wreaking havoc on park visitors, one of which (Aaron Holliday) gets looped in with the drug dealers. Once EMS workers (Scott Seiss and Kahyun Kim) show up, peak bear intensity is reached.

Now all of this may sound somewhat normal for a movie set up, but nothing prepares you for a rampaging bear desperately seeking that next hit of cocaine. I don’t have the words to express just how ‘off the rails’ this thing goes (in a riotous and fun way). What I can tell you is that it’s the ultimate crowd-pleaser, and certainly the most effective movie I’ve ever watched featuring a drug-fueled apex predator. I saw this in a crowded theater and the shared laughter and audience-reactions definitely added to the entertainment experience. Key elements have been omitted here because this is one of the wildest rides I’ve ever had in a movie theater … and my hope is that many other fun-seekers will agree. Not only is there humor, adventure, action, and violence, but there are also some brilliant ‘little touches’ that elevate the story (a cute dog, a double-cross, a broken heart, etc).

For almost fifty years, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) has ruled the Midnight Movie circuit. There have been a few contenders along the way (THE ROOM, THE WARRIORS, EVIL DEAD), but this Elizabeth Banks movie may finally be the one that reignites the late night movie crowd with this raucous, thrilling trip as a coked-up bear (a bear that looks fantastic) runs amok through a national forest, desperate for the next hit. On a side note, this was the final film for Ray Liotta before he passed away in 2022. With a legacy of memorable characters in SOMETHING WILD, GOODFELLAS, and FIELD OF DREAMS, Liotta’s final scene is quite a gut punch. COCAINE BEAR is a “hard R-rating” and not advisable for the 7- and 8-year-old kids brought along by their parents at the screening I attended.

Opens in theaters on February 23, 2023

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