PORTAL TO HELL (2025)

February 28, 2025

Slamdance Film Festival 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Every year this festival serves up at least a few feature film debuts that not only entertain, but also instill optimism for future projects. Writer-director Woody Bess has delivered an amusing debut that fits snugly in the rare genre of comedy-horror. As an added bonus, the acting is pretty darn good as well.

Dunn (Trey Holland) works as a bill collector for a medical provider. Working from home, he keeps the office well organized with a wall of post-it notes, while spending most of the day on the phone offering payment ‘options’ to folks who continually find new ways to verbally abuse him and his collection efforts. Needing breaks from the calls, Dunn spends what seems to be an inordinate amount of time at the nearby laundromat. While there, he notices one of the machines appears to be a flaming portal to hell. He notifies Ed (Romina D’Ugo), the manager, who is more concerned about losing her job than the oddity and danger of the situation. This is all handled with deadpan nonchalance, adding a dose of humor to a fiery situation.

The shenanigans that unfold include Dunn’s neighbor (Keith David), who has terminal cancer and offers up the wisdom of “watch your own ____” … well, I leave that last word to your imagination; Rip, an amorous drug dealer with a business card and a motorcycle; and a gregarious demon named Chip (Richard Kind), who enjoys beer and phone conversations and cuts a win-win deal with Dunn. There is even a jab at Hot Chelle Rae and their 2011 (somewhat irritating hit) song “Tonight Tonight”. Band member Ryan Follese even proves he can take a joke. The film offers some thoughts on good people versus bad people, but mostly the message is: give yourself a second chance to do what’s right. If not, you may be getting thumbs up from Chip the demon.

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SUPERBOYS OF MALEGAON (2025, India)

February 28, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. These are the kind of movies that it’s a pleasure to champion. Writer-director Reema Kagti and co-writer Varun Grover have produced a feel-good underdog story based on what a few folks actually accomplished in Malegaon, a small, poverty-stricken town in India. This inspirational true story opens in 1997 and is told in the Hindi language with subtitles.

Adarsh Gourav (THE WHITE TIGER, 2021) stars as Nasir, a videographer and photographer who uses his love of cinema to show Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton movies in the backroom of his brother’s shop. The size of his audience jumps when Nasir figures out how to use iconic scenes of those classic for comedy mash-ups to get people really laughing and enjoying themselves. As you might guess, video pirating was as frowned upon in 1997 as it is now, so after being forcefully shut down, Nasir had the bright idea to create his own parodies using local talent (aka friends).

The locals have a grand time working together, and those early auditions are a hoot. Their first production is a big hit! During this time, we see Nasir as a focused, dedicated filmmaker who leans heavily on Farogh (Vineet Kumar Singh) and Shafique (Shashank Arora), as well as some other friends. Farogh envisions himself as a serious writer … “The writer is the boss!” … and doesn’t buy into these silly parodies. Shafique is Nasir’s best friend, and he quietly dreams of becoming an actor while carrying out all of the tasks to make Nasir’s job a bit easier. Shafique is later part of a tender love story with the group’s lead actress (Manjiri Pupula). It’s also during this time that Nasir loses his girlfriend to a marriage arranged by her parents.

The story skips ahead to 2004, finding a backlash against Nasir from his friends who feel taken advantage of. He also experiences his first flop and himself becomes part of an arranged marriage (bride played by Muskkaan Jaferi), although he still carries a torch for his first love. The backlash appears to have exposed Nasir’s selfishness and clueless focus on film rather than people. Interestingly, there is an underlying theme of originality – what is it, and is it important in movies or not? It’s a question the industry still struggles with today.

Jumping to 2010, Shafique’s situation is the driving force behind friends reuniting and the most creative and personal movie project yet for Nasir. Much of the story revolves around chasing one’s dreams, the importance of friendship, and the urge to create art, specifically movies that entertain. The inspirational final act reminds us that everyone deserves to be a star at least once, and the value of friendship is priceless. There is a 2008 documentary titled SUPERMEN OF MALEGAON that focuses on the early days of filmmaking for these underdogs, and would be a nice complement to this film from Reema Kagti, whose end credits recap the real people portrayed in the story.

Opening in select theaters on February 28, 2025

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VERMIGLIO (2024, Italy)

February 21, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. It’s 1944 in the mountainous northern Italy commune of Vermiglio. WWII has been raging for years, and even the families in this remote village have felt the effects. Writer-director Maura Delpero has delivered a beautiful and touching film that follows the four seasons. There is little wonder this was Italy’s Oscar submission for Best International Film. Although it missed on a nomination, it’s still one of the best films from 2024.

Much of this story focuses on the local schoolmaster’s large family. And by large family, I mean the mother delivers her tenth child during the story. It’s a close-knit community – the kind where everyone knows everyone else’s business. Secrets are difficult to keep, yet they play a vital role in the proceedings. First of all, Pietro is a Sicilian who has gone AWOL during the war. He’s hiding out in the barn, yet all the locals are aware. Then we have second oldest daughter Ada, whose developing desires take her “behind the wardrobe”, necessitating her cutting deals with God for self-inflicted punishments, becoming more severe with each episode. And lastly, we have the film’s biggest secret – a whopper that shocks the family.

This is a beautiful film shot in a beautiful part of a beautiful country. The seasonal changes provide built-in colors and textures delivering a contrast to the mostly serene characters. Lucia, the eldest daughter, is attracted to Pietro. A stolen kiss and a hand-drawn heart lead to much drama, and ultimately, tragedy. A couple of the other kids have significant roles, but Lucia’s journey is the main focus. There is a quietly stunning moment when Pietro asks Lucia’s father for her hand in marriage.

The slow and steady and sometimes disturbingly quiet pace of the story will likely not appeal to some viewers, but the subtlety displayed is enchanting and mesmerizing. There are moments of heartbreak, and we realize that this family and these local people are tough … they’ve learned how to survive and continue on, despite challenges. The concern about one being “ruined” makes for interesting conversation, and offers quite an example of how times have changed. This is a terrific drama that hopefully many will give a chance.

Opens in theaters on February 21, 2025

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PANDA PLAN (2025, China)

February 17, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Jackie Chan starring as … Jackie Chan! He’s an international action-comedy star appearing in this international action-comedy as himself. In fact, one of the running gags has various people questioning if it’s really “him” and whether or not he can actually fight like he does in his movies. The film is from writer-director Luan Zhang and co-writers Wei Xu and Meng Yida.

An amped-up and expansive action sequence opens the movie. It’s also where we learn Jackie is playing Jackie. He’s a bit frustrated at the roles he’s being offered (the man is now 70 years old) and quickly jumps at the opportunity to adopt a rare baby panda. Not only does he find the cub irresistibly cute, but so does the entire universe … including a Middle Eastern dude willing to pay $100 million to a group of mercenaries to steal (bear-nap?) and deliver the panda. Jackie arrives at the island zoo at just about the same time as the bad guys’ pirate ship. What follows is rampant chaos as Jackie and the panda’s nanny, Su Xizozhu (Chi Se) try to protect the (CGI) cub.

For most of the movie the panda is referred to as ‘Big Babe’, but is blessed with an actual name later in the game. The film is purposefully cartoonish and leans heavily into Jackie Chan’s natural charm and presence. It likely would have played better as a pure family film about a cute panda, and aimed squarely at kids, but unfortunately, the action sequences pack enough violence to keep the youngsters away. There are some entertaining sequences … including a rare escape utilizing a forklift as a getaway vehicle. The finale lifts the story from the dark cloud that hung over most of the film, and Jackie Chan fans will be thrilled to know that a sequel is already in the works for next year.

On digital and Blu-ray on February 18, 2025

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THE GORGE (2025)

February 14, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Most every Valentine’s Day, we get at least one romantic-comedy designed for a sweet and harmless date night. Well, this one ain’t it. Instead, if you thrive on romance loaded with danger and action sequences and mysterious monsters and decades old experimental weapons … we have just the movie for you. Director Scott Derrickson (THE BLACK PHONE, 2021; THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, 2005) and screenwriter Zach Dean (THE TOMORROW WAR, 2021) deliver the rare sci-fi/action/monster/romance thriller, and were wise enough to cast two charming, well-liked young actors for the leads.

The film opens with Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy) executing a long-distance kill shot assassination, while Levi (Miles Teller) springs out of bed in a cold sweat due to PTSD. He’s soon beckoned to Camp Pendleton by a power broker played by Sigourney Weaver. As an elite sniper who has done work for the military, Levi has been ‘retired’ for four years, and with no relationship strings attached, he’s perfect for the year-long secret mission – he must jump from an airplane in an unknown location and hike 30 km to report. He’s met there by his predecessor (Sope Dirisu) who fills him in on the basics of the mission: guard the ‘door to hell’ … the giant gorge below filled with unknown danger … while hanging out all alone in the west tower.

Guess who is in the east tower. Right! It’s Drasa, straight from visiting her cancer-stricken dad in their homeland of Lithuania. These two sharp-shooting mercenaries are perched in their opposing towers assigned with defending the gorge from unknown threats. It’s a mission I would have turned down, but it makes for a terrific movie set-up, especially since they have been instructed to avoid contact with the person in the opposite tower. But what kind of movie would that be?

A reference is made to T.S. Eliot’s poem, “The Hollow Men”, and Levi spends a good deal of each day reading and writing poetry. In the other tower, Drasa is a bit more antsy. She dances to music and doesn’t hesitate long in making contact with Levi. The two exchange cross-gorge notes, in a similar manner to LOVE ACTUALLY (2003), only with long-distance binoculars and more humor. Of course, the solitude gets to both and not surprisingly, they figure out a way to connect – as most young, beautiful, world-class snipers would. They even play chess and drums, in obvious callbacks to each actor’s most successful roles.

Their connection is fun to watch, and of course, as seasoned movie watchers, we know the unknown threat from within the gorge will soon enough interrupt the love story. Things get pretty nuts when the grisly creatures from below mix with our two lovebirds and heroes. The explanation is a bit much, but the action sequences are fine – quite the contrast to the first half of the story. We noted some similar touches to films like John Carpenter’s THE THING (1982), Ridley Scott’s ALIEN (1979), and Alex Garland’s ANNIHILATION (2018), although I don’t recall those films including a dose of romance for Valentine’s Day … and certainly this is the first featuring “O Come All Ye Faithful” performed by Twisted Sister, along with a creepy score from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, and cinematography from Dan Laustsen (THE SHAPE OF WATER, 2017). It’s an unusual film, and just know that Drasa and Levi will always have Eze (France).

Opens in theaters on Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2025

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I LOVE YOU FOREVER (2025)

February 14, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. So, may we interest you in a Valentine’s Day movie about an abusive relationship doomed to failure? What if I told you that it’s meant to be funny, but it’s actually quite depressing and dark? Cazzie David (Larry David’s daughter) and Elisa Kalani are co-writers and co-directors on this film rumored to be ‘inspired’ by Ms. David’s relationship with a certain former SNL comedian (the one known for dating a steady stream of beautiful women).

MacKenzie (Sofia Black-D’Elia, “Your Honor”, “The Night Of”) is a law student, and when the film opens, she’s in bed with Jake (Raymond Cham Jr, THE IDEA OF YOU, 2024). We quickly realize this is a booty call … although it doesn’t appear that MacKenzie recognizes it as such. Or perhaps, more accurately, she hopes for more from Jake. This is merely the first painful example – and there are many more to come – of MacKenzie displaying very little self-confidence or self-worth, despite being lovely, intelligent, and quite capable of participating in flirty and witty banter.

Rounding out the trio of good friends are Ally (the film’s writer/director Cazzie David) and Lucas (Jon Rudnitsky, HOME AGAIN, 2017). When together, these buds have a strong bond and whip-smart dialogue. The movie is at its best during these times. Things shift quickly when MacKenzie meets Finn (Ray Nicholson, Jack’s son) at Ally’s birthday bash. Finn seems like the perfect guy for her. He’s a news reporter who can match her flirtatious ways, and delivers the most romantic first date one could imagine. The early stages go smoothly, and the weeks click by as they grow closer.

Of course, things (and men) are never as perfect as they seem. Finn begins to throw these manipulative tantrums that, frankly, are quite frightening. MacKenzie recognizes the behavior as unacceptable, yet is so intent on keeping ‘Mr. Right’, that she continues to work through his wicked (and bipolar) ways. Ally and Lucas try to be supportive for her, but Finn demands so much attention, that friendships and law school become after thoughts. It’s infuriating to watch, and it’s likely that I’m simply too old to understand why anyone would put up with Finn. Sure, partners are never as perfect as they initially seem, but hopefully few turn out to be as psychotic as Finn. The filmmakers have delivered a masterclass on what not to subject yourself to in a relationship … it’s just questionable whether this is the right message to deliver on Valentine’s Day. On second thought, maybe that’s the perfect time.

Opening in theaters on February 14, 2025

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SUZE (2025)

February 9, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Empty nest syndrome has always fascinated me. As parents, we strive to build independence in our kids so that they can go out in the world and fend for themselves (better described as not moving back home or remaining on the family ‘payroll’). And then there are parents like Susan in this excellent and entertaining new film from co-writers and co-directors Dane Clark and Linsey Stewart (partners, spouses, and collaborators).

We first see Susan (Michaela Watkins) as she arrives home and finds her husband and a woman canoodling in the backyard swimming pool. The story then jumps ahead five years. Susan is divorced and her daughter Brooke (Sara Waisglass, TAINTED, 2020) is graduating from high school, with a plan to live at home and attend a local college. Susan is a hovering parent, seemingly involved in all aspects of Brooke’s life – even questioning what her daughter sees in goofy and free-spirited Gage (Charlie Gillespie, TOTALLY KILLER, 2023), the boyfriend who couldn’t manage to graduate on time.

Susan is exasperated … or maybe just beaten down … with her life. She works a dead-end job, is in perimenopause, has no love life of her own, can’t believe her overachieving daughter is with this ‘loser’, and seems to have lost any portion of her own self while being a mother. Things go from bad to worse for her when her ex-husband and his new wife (Sandy Jobin-Bevans, Sorika Wolf) spill the beans on big news about Brooke. It’s news that shocks Susan – mostly because she was the last to know. Now for all of this to work, the extraordinary talents of Michaela Watkins (YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, 2023; PAINT, 2023) carry these scenes. She flashes the greatest forlorn face in cinema. Is this kinda funny or is the pain too deep? Well, it’s both.

The film really takes off from there. Circumstances are such that Susan and Gage are forced to spend significant time together, and what follows is an example of how humanity and emotions and personality can blend to form surprising bonds. The on-screen chemistry between Watkins and Gillespie is a thing of beauty. It’s not romantic chemistry, but rather two lonely souls from different generations learning and evolving thanks to each other. Once we meet Gage’s dad (Aaron Ashmore), much is understood as to why Gage thrives from Susan’s caring approach.

This script is beautifully written, and the acting is superb. The cast excels in playing the scenarios as real people would. The dialogue is grounded, yet sometimes it stings, while at other times it evokes laughter. When Gage tells Susan, “We both got left by the same person”, their bond is solidified – even moreso than after the ‘cuddle party’. The cherry on top here is Gage performing Roxette’s classic hit, “It Must Have Been Love”. The film was well received at festivals last year, and I expect it will find an appreciative audience this year.

Opens in theaters on February 7, 2024

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ARMAND (2024, Norway)

February 9, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. Accusing someone, anyone, of something or anything, is as easy as speaking the words. The challenge of justice unfolds with the (often) difficulty in finding sufficient evidence for proof. Although all of this holds true for any age and most any infraction, when the scenario plays out with six-year-olds at school, the situation can prove nearly unbearable for the parents and faculty. This is the basis for the first feature film from writer-director Halfdan Ullman Tondel (grandson of Norwegian actress Liv Ullman and legendary Swedish director Ingmar Bergman).

Elisabeth, a well-known actor, is on the phone with her son Armand, “I love you. Do you love me?” She is rushing to attend an after-hours meeting that’s been called at her son’s school. She has no idea of the topic. Her heels clack against the tile floor in the school hallway as she steams towards the assigned classroom, unprepared for the ambush awaiting behind the door. Demure teacher Sunna (Thea Lambrechts Vaulen) is reluctantly running the meeting. The other two parents in attendance are Sarah (Ellen Dorrit Peterson, THE INNOCENTS, 2021; THELMA, 2017) and her husband Anders (Endre Hellestveit). Sunna explains that Armand is accused of highly inappropriate action towards Sarah and Anders’ son. Elisabeth is shocked and can’t believe any 6-year-old, much less her Armand, would perform such an act.

The tension in the room is extreme and becomes heightened as more of the story is revealed. There is an existing relationship between these two parties, and a recent personal tragedy has created a rift that might never heal. We understand how Elisabeth could presume the accusations are retribution for the previous events, and as viewers, we are caught off-guard by these connections. Malfunctioning fire alarms periodically interrupt the proceedings, and we can’t help but wonder if false alarms are the real theme of this story. Still, the accusations are such that some type of discussion is merited.

Soon two additional school officials join the meeting. Ajsa (Vera Veljovic), battling a recurring bloody nose tries to keep the peace, while principal Jarle (Oystein Roger) is most concerned about the school’s reputation and lack of formal procedure. Filmmaker Tondel includes some surreal sequences that lead to a panic attack, and mostly what we see are adults who can’t agree on how best to handle the awkward situation … or even if there is a situation to handle. Elisabeth is played brilliantly by Renate Reinsve, who proves her amazing performance in THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD (2021) was no fluke. She has a scene of uncontrollable emotions that generates true discomfort for those in the room, as well as those of us watching.

This was Norway’s Oscar submission for Best International Feature, however it did not land a nomination. Still, it’s a different kind of drama meant to display the power of emotions and stress as it urges the viewer to decide not just how they would react on either side, but also what would be the proper manner in which to handle the situation.

Opens in theaters on February 7, 2025

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INHERITANCE (2025)

January 24, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. With so many MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movies (another one coming this year) and others of its ilk, movies labeled as ‘thrillers’ or ‘spy thrillers’ seemed to have evolved into hyper-action events requiring the leads to display near-superhuman strength, speed, or smarts. It’s exactly because of this that I found a soft spot for the latest from writer-director Neil Burger (THE MARSH KING’S DAUGHTER, 2023; DIVERGENT, 2014; THE ILLUSIONIST, 2006; THE UPSIDE, 2017) and co-writer Olen Steinhauer.

This one certainly qualifies as a thriller, and it’s also a bit of a father-(grown) daughter international road drama, as well as a (better-late-than-never) coming-of-age story. In what is no longer a gimmick, it was filmed entirely on an iPhone by cinematographer Jackson Hunt (known mostly for his music videos). This approach requires numerous close-ups and provides a certain limitation to the scope of some shots. You’ll notice the difference and hopefully agree that it adds intimacy and urgency where needed, without sacrificing any elements required for storytelling or performance.

An early scene finds two sisters chatting about the flow for their mother’s wake that is about to begin. Jess (Kersti Bryan, HUSTLERS, 2019) is the take-charge sister, while Maya (Phoebe Dynevor, FAIR PLAY, 2023, “Bridgerton”) is the quiet one who has spent the past year as caregiver for mom. A surprise attendee is Sam (Rhys Ifans, with an American accent), the estranged father of Jess and Maya. They barely know “Dad” as he has spent years conducting international ‘business’ and almost never communicating with his daughters. It seems obvious he carries secrets, but he wants to make amends and makes Maya an offer she can’t refuse (although when long-lost Dad offers you a grand per day to travel to Egypt to sell real estate, one should probably decline, or at least ask a few questions).

It’s pretty clear that money is not the driving force behind Maya taking the job. No, she really wants to get to know her father and connect in the father-daughter way which has been missing most of her life. Her hope is what makes what happens so entertaining. Another tip for viewers: if your secretive dad leaves the restaurant in Egypt to take a call, and a minute later texts you to get out of there pronto, take your sister’s advice and hop the next plane back to the states. But if you decide to stay so that you can fulfill kidnapped Dad’s wish for you to ignore the danger and go pick up a secret package so he won’t be killed … well, apologies to all, but you kinda deserve whatever you get.

Actually, this is quite an entertaining film, and it’s a welcome relief to see Maya as an ordinary young woman negotiating her way through situations she doesn’t fully grasp … and doing so without any superhero powers (although her sunglasses are pretty cool). There is one extended chase scene through the streets of Delhi that adds some excitement and action, but Maya isn’t even driving the motorcycle, so again, grounded action prevails. Phoebe Dynevor has a similar acting style to Dakota Johnson, but comes across as more normal and accessible. She performs well in the role, and we continue to pull for her Maya despite some poor decisions. Oh, and have no fear, Maya gets a clear answer on her future relationship with dear old dad – all while proving she may be the smart sister after all.

In theaters on January 24, 2025

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EVIL DOES NOT EXIST (2024, Japan)

January 19, 2025

Greetings again from the darkness. This was one of the films I watched in my end of year movie frenzy, and it immediately became one of my favorite foreign language films of the year (in a solid year for the category). Writer-director Ryusuke Hamaguchi is back after his excellent and Oscar nominated DRIVE MY CAR (2021). Sharing credit on the film’s concept is Eiko Ishibashi, a rare breed: a combination composer-story writer. I should probably clear this up immediately – despite the genre-sounding title, this is not a horror film. It falls quite comfortably into the “drama” category, and as previously stated, it’s a good one.

Mizubiki Village is a rural area located just outside of bustling Tokyo. It’s where Takumi (Hitoshi Omika) lives with Hana (Riyo Nishikawa), his 8-year-old daughter. Their life is simple, though not easy. Days are spent chopping wood and retrieving water from the stream. It’s a serene lifestyle fully linked to nature, and one that’s been similarly lived for generations. These scenes of Takumi and his daughter are slow-moving, yet vital to ensuring viewers understand the impact of what’s coming.

A Town Hall meeting is held by two representatives of the development company that is planning a ‘glamping’ project in the heart of the area. As the locals bring up topics that clearly haven’t been considered by the company, two things become painfully obvious: the two reps are woefully unprepared for the questions and pushback, and this development would drastically alter the ecosystem that provides a way of life for these folks. Sensitive issues like septic run-off, fire safety, and personal security have only been lightly addressed in the developer’s study.

Of course, we have all seen instances where corporate types see only dollars and potential profit, paying little attention to the impact on locals and nature. Rather than comprehensive analysis and communication, projects tend to get rammed through in support of the almighty dollar (or yen, etc). Hamaguchi’s point seems to be that the power of nature is a draw for all types, and this knowledge should be respected. Noteworthy here is that the film serves as the feature film debut for both Hitoshi Omika and Riyo Nishikawa, and both strike just the right note. We should also note that filmmaker Hamaguchi should be admired for always including life lessons in his beautifully filmed projects … nice to look at and worthy of consideration (even with an ending that’s a bit heavy-handed).

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