Greetings again from the darkness. I’ll admit to being braced for a low-budget horror movie that would have more in common with SHARKNADO than JAWS. This genre film from director Sean Byrne and screenwriter Nick Lepard is neither of those films, but certainly holds its own as terror on the open sea.
The extended pre-credit opening sequence tells us all we need to know about Bruce Tucker (Jai Courtney, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, 2013). He’s a survivor of a childhood shark attack and his scars led to his obsession with the creatures – running a tour boat for those who want to get up close and personal with sharks (while in a cage, of course). Athletic and adventurous Greg (Liam Greinke) coaxes his meek and timid girlfriend Heather (Ella Newton, “Harrow”) onto the boat and into the cage. It turns out her hesitancy would have been better served as Tucker’s rugged charm quickly turns quite sinister.
Independent surfer, Zephyr (Dallas’ own Hassie Harrison, “Yellowstone”) crosses paths with Real Estate dude Moses (Josh Heuston, “Heartbreak High”) and the two exchange banter that certainly qualifies as high-level flirtation … leading to the back of Zephyr’s van, and her eventual unannounced departure. It doesn’t take long before her evening of bliss turns into her being next in Tucker’s long line. It’s a line so long, he has a VHS tape library of all his conquests/victims. See, Tucker does more than just sing the “Baby Shark” song. He feeds his sadistic nature in a manner that I won’t detail here.
IFC and Shudder films have teamed up to deliver a surprisingly taut thriller from an absurd premise thanks to Jai Courtney not overplaying a villainous role that could easily be over-the-top, and Hassie Harrison playing a believably tough woman fighting for survival. When Tucker first says, “No one even knows you’re here”, we recognize that we are in for a ride. This is director Sean Byrne’s first movie in ten years (THE DEVIL’S CANDY, 2015), and the first to include two versions of the “Ooby Dooby” song by Teen Jesus and CCR. For lovers of this genre, just know that the money shot is worth the wait.
Opening in theaters on June 6, 2025
Posted by David Ferguson
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Greetings again from the darkness. Those teenage years can be so bumpy. One day is the worst ever, and the next day is the best. Dealing with parents is frustrating because they just don’t understand. Making friends is impossible. Today they like you and tomorrow they join with others in making fun of you. Clothes and shoes are never right. School is a waste of time. It’s a wonder anyone ever reaches their twenties. In his first feature film, writer-director Chris Merola doesn’t try to tackle all aspects of teenage misery, rather just enough to make sure we recognize it.
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Greetings again from the darkness. A filmmaker takes a risk by opening a movie with a frenetic and extended chase scene. This approach tends to announce that the action is more important than the story or characters … a message most filmmakers prefer not to convey. With his track record including SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998), I tend to give the benefit of doubt to every new Guy Ritchie-directed project. Most offer some heft and creativity, yet the disappointments are often amplified due to expectations. Working from a screenplay by James Vanderbilt, this one strives to be a blend of NATIONAL TREASURE and Indiana Jones, with Thor and Loki banter.
Greetings again from the darkness. Although I don’t tend to seek out the majority of romantic comedies released each year, this film’s title and backstory were enough to pique some interest. Writer-director Laura Piani was inspired to write this story during her time working (and reading) at Shakespeare and Company, a favorite haunt of writers and readers (and me) while in Paris.
Greetings again from the darkness. Jon Avnet long ago established himself as a Director of such films as FRIED GREEN TOMATOES (1991) and RIGHTEOUS KILL (2008), and also as a Producer of films including RISKY BUSINESS (1983) and BLACK SWAN (2010). Beyond that, a significant portion of his career has been spent on television series, including two excellent ones in “Boomtown” and “Justified.” In his latest film, the writer-director reunites two of the fine actors he worked with in those series, Neal McDonough and Mykelti Williamson. Avnet co-wrote the script with McDonough and Derek Presley.
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